Things I Said on Twitter in 2016
As I say each year: The year in review, in micro-blog form. This is mostly for my own reference, but, you might be bored enough to look at this as well. Who knows!
Tweets of 2012 • Tweets of 2013 • Tweets of 2014 • Tweets of 2015
Something quirky happened with October/November tweets, but as soon as I get bored enough to manually scrape those, you’ll see them here too! In all, I have around 1870 tweets this year, double either either of the last two years. I suspect a lot of this can be hung directly on the shoulders of a really shitty election cycle and a propensity for live-tweeting things that irritate me. At this point, my account in general is over 19,400 tweets and I’m almost assuredly going to hit 20k in 2017. That’s ludicrous.
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My lovely wife, @aglance_, hyper-focused on some New Year’s drumming! https://t.co/5JQDwpGx6f2016-01-01 07:48:42
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Oh… And 2016 is ruined, by the way!2016-01-01 07:51:50
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That’s a handsome group of folks that were definitely not too old to see midnight! I’m proud of us! :) https://t.co/jQ0hvwK8FG2016-01-01 07:59:40
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If you told 25 year old me that new years would include board games w/friends, I’d have assumed you meant in my 70s. https://t.co/s7OviMHiL52016-01-01 08:04:41
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That’s because 25 year old me was a moron. 39 year old me couldn’t have had a better time this year. 70 year old me should be so lucky…2016-01-01 08:06:02
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Also, 39 year old me should not have consumed so much caffeine. His headache is back, he can’t sleep, and he is me talking in the 3rd person2016-01-01 08:08:03
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2016 finally brought the snow…soon I’ll have to wear appropriate footwear! https://t.co/A9Ua7lAglJ2016-01-01 21:22:52
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It is, apparently, yoga pants day. This is my favorite day! Thank you Lululemon!2016-01-02 15:34:43
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2016-01-02 15:39:14
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If you thought “I wish to know about some of the players in the Hugo drama”, here’s your intro to John C. Wright: https://t.co/4ofrMqEZIb2016-01-02 18:01:27
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RT @ParkerMolloy: Imagine how right wing media would react if this were a group of 150 armed #BlackLivesMatter activists. https://t.co/oQZI…2016-01-03 04:57:18
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Okay, okay, I’ll join #DryJanuary already!2016-01-03 14:37:38
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It would be a silent film! https://t.co/lbmjZtPu8L2016-01-03 16:01:38
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4 days, 3 nights of business travel. Clothing, gear, toiletries. One backpack. https://t.co/DYCGHKwr6q2016-01-03 21:21:23
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I will say, my travel backpack is getting its ass kicked by a fairly modest amount of travel. Replacing it with something similar is $$$ tho2016-01-03 21:25:00
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RT @crebma: If you’re interested in attending my @codemash precompiler, please have this repo cloned ahead of time: https://t.co/a3QUcsdWay2016-01-03 21:38:20
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RT @jwiechers: Activists/protestors don’t
-seize federal property
-w/heavy arms
-w/will to kill & die
-to coerce policy
Terrorists do
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RT @Femmenisms: Where are the leaders of the white community to speak out against the violence used by the #OregonUnderAttack ppl?2016-01-03 22:37:00
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RT @searls: Going to @codemash? Here’s a bunch of talks from @testdouble agents & clients. I personally guarantee they’re great! https://t.…2016-01-05 04:31:08
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I am not hating the view this morning… https://t.co/gU4bIShSf62016-01-05 12:12:09
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Uh oh! POTUS did something…time to red herring about weapons overseas, cherry picked 2nd amendment, and claims of over reach… *sigh*2016-01-06 02:38:30
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Neo-cons, your rhetoric would be more compelling if you cared about guns overseas or executive overreach during the Bush years. #SuddenCare2016-01-06 02:40:12
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No surprise that YallQueda is on government assistance. Conservatives are against helping OTHERS. Others = takers. They are merely in need.2016-01-06 02:46:24
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Half the folks I see posting on social media about the “takers” are CURRENTLY getting assistance. How do they reconcile that? *shrug*2016-01-06 02:48:01
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Okay, I’m done being cranky at the kids in the room; go back to making America great again or whatever bullshit you think you’re up to. Xoxo2016-01-06 02:53:08
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Seriously, I want to just troll conservative FB calling folk out: food stamps, government subsidies, Medicaid, ssi…takers, the lot of ya!2016-01-06 03:05:51
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Okay, NOW I’m done for the night. Go back to doing what you shunned the Dixie Chicks for, you insufferable hypocrites.2016-01-06 03:07:24
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Amy Schumer has a boyfriend.2016-01-06 22:58:14
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FINALLY! @davidcrosss is touring. https://t.co/bnjqrjCsDP Catching him in RO on Feb 14. Happy Valentine’s Day to ME! :)2016-01-06 23:25:39
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Why wouldn’t I be suddenly and inexplicably awake at 3:30am? It’s not like that would be a great time for sleep…2016-01-07 08:59:59
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RT @choochoobear: Erotic militia standoff fanfic from the lead singer of the Decemberists https://t.co/8sovad9AhJ2016-01-07 09:02:17
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Thor and Hawkeye are gonna get you Winter Soldier! https://t.co/TiIkorANyT2016-01-08 21:23:56
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Wait! First Twitter finally takes action against hate activist @nero. Now MRAs and GGers are thinking of boycotting Twitter? #BestDayEvar2016-01-09 13:29:16
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Don’t get me wrong, merely un-verifying Milo is pretty much the least action Twitter could take; but if it leads to a hate boycott…we win!2016-01-09 13:30:54
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Just remember this: GG and their ilk have only one power–volume. When they try to actually accomplish more than noise, they fail. *shrug*2016-01-09 13:36:41
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My email sig should be “Meeting passive-aggression with open hostility since 76”!2016-01-09 21:27:45
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Is Trump a wannabe evil dictator? He hero worships Kim Jong-un. He is enthralled by the North Korean dictator! https://t.co/AZvOpvCY6J2016-01-09 23:19:57
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RT @selfconference: Looking for a great local event to sponsor? Consider #selfconf! https://t.co/kX4GBCjVI72016-01-10 23:00:26
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RT @nickmullen: Shout out to everyone using the #ResistCapitalism hashtag on their iphone. its like get an android, the marxist phone, dips…2016-01-10 23:15:14
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Today’s post is a few hours (and a week) late. Dialing back the anger took some time. American Horror Story: https://t.co/98zvOJZFcL2016-01-14 01:47:56
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And, yeah, I dialed back the anger quite a bit on that one…I cut it nearly in half, and most of that was just angry frothing.2016-01-14 01:48:39
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2016-01-14 01:55:21
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Lmfao. @_chelseybaker @Kristina_Blott @aglance_ https://t.co/45CyC797ny2016-01-15 02:35:40
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Now that the facts have come in, I look forward to seeing many of you admit you were wrong about the Iran “hostage” boat! #HoldingMyBreath2016-01-15 11:36:22
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People of Flint are dying from a lack of water. I’ll match donations 1:1 up to $1k https://t.co/QOOhnc5taR Please donate, please share!2016-01-15 16:02:46
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Email your donation receipt to myfirstname @ websiteURL so that I know what to donate. Include your name and/or twitter to be recognized!2016-01-15 16:04:13
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First donation in…$50 matched. You didn’t include your name or Twitter in the body, so I’m leaving you anonymous unless you ask otherwise!2016-01-15 16:43:26
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Another $50 donation, also anonymous. Thank you!2016-01-15 17:16:43
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And yet another $50 from @OakParkGirl. Thank you all for your donations so far. Remember, tax deductible and really, really important.2016-01-15 17:27:17
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This is awesome to see…another $100 in anonymously. Thank you all so much! :)2016-01-15 17:44:15
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And another $75 in..thank you @asetisis and anonymous person! <32016-01-15 17:57:51
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And thanks to @amandalodden’s $200 donation, we’re up over $500; nearly $1200 total with match. Keep it coming, I might have to up my match!2016-01-15 18:38:53
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I’m turning in shortly…but y’all are amazing. I’m going to have to match nearly $800 from the last 10 hours. Beautifully done!2016-01-16 03:32:19
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When I sign in to my computer, it’s to use it, not to be told what exciting fun I’ll soon have… https://t.co/yrBAw2oUhw2016-01-16 13:19:21
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Watched The Force Awakens again. I enjoyed it even more on the second run. I love the interactions between Finn and Poe.2016-01-16 18:59:01
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I’m always a little skeptical of online forms that require my email address but don’t email me a confirmation. Bad UX.2016-01-16 20:26:51
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RT @igorvolsky: Iran shipped out 98% of nuclear fuel Destroyed plutonium reactor
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Thank you to those that donated for the people of Flint https://t.co/QOOhnc5taR https://t.co/V55GjBcQnL2016-01-16 23:55:43
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Thanks to tonight’s donations, including $100 from @ryanpfolsom, we are over $900! If we hit $1k tonight, I’ll raise my match cap to $1500!2016-01-17 00:27:47
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And with an anonymous entry plus $100 from @muffinchants, we’ve broken $1000! I’m now matching up to $1500, so keep it coming!2016-01-17 01:17:46
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My favorite response to reposting questions ever! An American hero! #MercilessAttack #TakingItBack https://t.co/l01w8SXMup2016-01-17 14:34:32
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RT @bechillcomedian: For all the dudes who cried when BBC introduced its “minimum 1 woman per panel show” rule. Meet Dr. Michael Kimmel: ht…2016-01-17 16:29:24
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Holy shit, if you use LastPass, read this and be careful… https://t.co/avlEnw5uwS2016-01-17 20:46:08
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Corbin Bernsen: best TV dad. End of discussion! Harder to decide… Turk & JD or Shawn & Gus!2016-01-18 01:40:08
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I was lax in reporting today: after 3 anonymous donors, we are nearly at $1300 https://t.co/QOOhnc5taR I’ll match about $200 more! Donate!2016-01-18 02:36:11
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The difference between fact check sites the morning after a Republican and a Democrat debate is sad. We deserve better GOP candidates.2016-01-18 11:32:42
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Wow, January is marauding through the greats. Max & Erma’s all over the midwest are closing. #RIPinPeaces2016-01-18 22:39:34
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I’d have more respect for the average SEO person I meet on the web if 100% of their suggestions weren’t from the Google Basics PDF.2016-01-18 23:39:00
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It was so chilly out today, I had to wear pants to work. C’mon winter, bring the real shit! Make me wear a coat!2016-01-19 01:39:40
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Think of it this way: his campaign isn’t losing money faster than his casinos! Finally he’s slowing the bleed… https://t.co/CcqONCen9o2016-01-19 01:45:14
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Day 2 of long pants. #PantsWatch continues. Your move, winter.2016-01-19 13:46:10
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Super glad we create an 80+ page document with a tool that doesn’t have find & replace. Super…fucking…glad…. #SuperSarcastic2016-01-20 01:24:46
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I want so badly to do a slam poetry reading of Palin’s support Trump speech. It’s crazy, illiterate, crazy, schitzo, crazy poetry. Crazy.2016-01-20 02:10:03
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I have done something terrible to my ankle; my timing couldn’t be much worse. Here’s hoping elevation and ice helps!2016-01-20 23:24:19
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Made it to the hotel. I’m currently successfully walking without a cane, so my chubby House cosplay probably won’t be necessary!2016-01-21 21:39:34
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There is an awesome turnout for the Guest of Honor dinner…Thursday night is hopping! #confusionsf2016-01-22 00:08:57
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Germaine to current conversation… Ernest Goes to Camp: good movie or great movie? #confusionsf2016-01-22 00:33:27
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Just watched @scalzi karaoke “Octopuses Garden”2016-01-22 03:04:34
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You know that thing where you’re at karaoke and just before you get up someone gets up and just kills? Just happened… #confusionsf2016-01-22 03:13:31
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5/7, perfect score! https://t.co/aT0PiD05hS2016-01-22 03:21:42
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Did you know that “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is like 5 minutes long and has a second movement? @aglance_ and I know that now. #confusionsf2016-01-22 03:23:58
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If you’re at #confusionsf and aren’t down at karaoke, you’re missing classic Bowie by @scalzi and @cmpriest!2016-01-22 03:28:36
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This, too, is entirely true! https://t.co/TfzHiCbHXm2016-01-22 03:32:22
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ConChair and the Fiction Players rocking some “I Will Survive” #confusionsf https://t.co/hJlLndJIuE2016-01-22 03:34:48
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Including my lovely bride! https://t.co/oG7JyczW8P2016-01-22 03:44:30
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RT @DelilahSDawson: Good news: @scalzi and @howardtayler wish to pour some sugar on you. #confusionsf https://t.co/k1ifFK2qdf2016-01-22 03:55:02
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. @BristolsBlog… @JebBush… You two should chat about unwed motherhood. Your move, Jeb.2016-01-22 09:42:40
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I’ve been tweeting about it…but this weekend I’ll be at #confusionSF https://t.co/UHGkvzuVsp2016-01-22 10:51:06
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Apparently, I’ll be using the cane today. Ouch.2016-01-22 13:08:55
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RT @ScottFilmCritic: Whoever stacked these books is both evil and hilarious. http://t.co/AjkNEBDc2016-01-22 13:46:43
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RT @Gwenda: Anyone else read National Hug Day as National Don’t-Touch-Me-WTH-Are-You-Doing Day or is it just me?2016-01-22 13:52:19
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Overheard: “Alright, when I get to the goat, I know I’m close” #confusionsf2016-01-22 14:53:57
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I play a very stationary game of laser tag…next up, subpress vs the rest https://t.co/cazN1pOEpO2016-01-22 15:46:24
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Also, I have it on good authority that @YanniKuznia cheats at laser tag! #confusionsf2016-01-22 15:48:02
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RT @SubPress: Happy people about to shoot each other. #confusionsf https://t.co/sUnOaOXEO72016-01-22 16:23:56
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The denizens of @subpress eked out a victory over the authors (plus two). Next up, zombies! #confusionsf2016-01-22 16:26:35
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I’ll be sitting out the rest of the games though…based on the uptick in pain and swelling, I made poor choices! #confusionsf2016-01-22 16:27:45
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The color appears accurate…I’m worried what this looks like unwrapped. I make good decisions.… https://t.co/Fabg2jyafE2016-01-22 16:38:32
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RT @eacarlson: #FF some of my favorite #womenintech: @curlersandcode, @northofnormal, @crebma, @_chelseybaker, @leeanndrees, @AishaBlake, @…2016-01-23 05:43:21
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If you’re too tired to show up to your panel on time and to not yawn incessantly throughout…skip the panel.2016-01-23 16:01:42
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Time for the “Is the Golden Age of SciFi/Fantasy Tarnished?” #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:08:38
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Is canon stricter in SFF? It’s convenient for incumbent voices, we gatekeep an awful lot — @pnh #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:11:27
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“we’re in a new golden age…you can’t keep up with all of the amazing fiction in a given year” — @YanniKuznia #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:13:06
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RT @SubPress: There is a question of what’s even in the canon and what should have been (and isn’t), says @tobiasbuckell. #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:13:28
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Oh good, we’ve just been invited to the secret cabal that will decide the new canon! Hrmm, maybe I shouldn’t have tweeted that. #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:15:30
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You don’t have to be a “book blogger” to write about what you’re reading, just write about it! #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:17:18
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There is a massive cadre of young adults providing informal book critique on Tumblr –@tobiasbuckell #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:20:56
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We need to be forgiving of past lit, we can’t disregard older work just because it’s fucked up in new context –@saladinahmed #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:26:49
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RT @SubPress: We should be cannily forgiving of the past. Because I really want people to be cannily forgiving of me. @saladinahmed #confus…2016-01-23 18:27:25
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A recurring theme is that “golden age” is personal, not universal. Being upset about the death of the golden age is ridiculous. #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:30:26
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It’s okay to like problematic art and recognize that it’s problematic. Don’t get defensive over critique. –@tobiasbuckell #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:32:41
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The Hugo outcome is a definitive reaction, not against politics, but against fucking with the community’s award. –@pnh #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:35:37
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There are people that are getting their views challenged for the first time that are being huge babies about it. –@pnh #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:39:51
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I used to know every story by every author of color, now I don’t even know all of the names! @tobiasbuckell #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:40:52
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Marvel and DC led the way in showing people of color as leads in fiction. The first non-lilly white conventions. –@pnh #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:42:57
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And @tobiasbuckell spreads filthy lies about Airwolf not holding up. Foul, foul blasphemy! #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:47:59
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RT @SubPress: “The past is dead. It cannot clean up its act.” @pnh #ConfusionSF2016-01-23 18:48:36
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Prose doesn’t age well. Our writing will look stilted in 50 years too. Craft is context-based. –@saladinahmed #confusionSF2016-01-23 18:53:33
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Now for “Beyond the Hero’s Journey” #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:04:07
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. @maxgladstone has sold me on needing to read a 500+ year old serialized novel. Strong start! #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:10:14
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Do modern audiences have the patience for the “training montage”? Look at Harry Potter or Name of the Wind… #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:20:19
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Campbellian hero is based in wish fulfillment or projection. More about the path than the person. –@miriamannw #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:23:31
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Too much has been made to fit the mono-myth. @BookCannibal #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:28:16
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The Campbell framework might be a great tool during editing when you are trying to find what isn’t working –@maxgladstone #confusionSF2016-01-23 19:32:10
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So @SamSykesSwears is so in demand, I just watched him start a timer to spend 5 minutes of quality time with @wes_chu! #confusionsf2016-01-24 03:36:12
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My ankle is like, 1000x better today than yesterday. My treatment plan of “don’t play laser tag” is working! #AnkleWatch2016-01-24 20:09:50
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RT @michaellorg: Yeah, @robertjbennett has social media entirely figured out. #confusionsf https://t.co/G3VktfgkHv2016-01-24 20:12:18
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The last day of con is when we all agree to pretend it’s not over for a few more hours. Hope to see you in May and next year! #confusionsf2016-01-24 20:14:34
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Oh drama llama, why must you entice people so!?2016-01-24 21:22:41
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Agreed. Thank you for an amazing year! https://t.co/hQmsmPXiJW2016-01-24 21:50:38
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I seriously hope that the return of X-Files is good; mostly so I don’t have to see weeks of articles about what’s wrong with it…2016-01-25 12:14:26
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RT @T_Frohock: This happens online, too, but I’m glad Kameron talks abt it: On Kindness and Conventions https://t.co/pl2qAhCic1 via @Kamero…2016-01-26 11:39:48
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RT @Gwenda: If you were at laser tag or did karaoke (or I pointed my phone at you), you may be in the @SubPress photo album: https://t.co/8…2016-01-26 11:42:24
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A pounding headache plus a morning of mild irritations on a day of air travel (which I don’t enjoy). Keep calm, deep breaths…2016-01-26 13:12:00
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I’ve lived in the area for nearly 18 years now…how have I not thought of this!? https://t.co/9rc11ZPjZz2016-01-26 14:33:36
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Those smart folks at @Penguicon set it up so that you could request an invite to the Penguicon Slack! Join us! :) https://t.co/FdVrN06BMD2016-01-26 14:34:44
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RT @schmonz: Solving a problem by developing software is expensive. Don’t, unless you have to. Here’s clarity on when that is. https://t.co…2016-01-26 16:17:44
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Minivans with automatic side doors were made for Uber. *door slides open* *I get in* *door slides closed* I LIVE IN THE FUTURE!2016-01-26 17:08:22
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Yes! And it’s it too much to ask for a little *whoosh* noise up in here? https://t.co/MiZLmJ4krb2016-01-26 17:10:31
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Hello New Jersey. No, it’s okay, don’t feel like you have to honk. No…seriously…I’m good! Alright then…2016-01-26 22:04:18
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One difficulty of work travel is that I still have my actual job to do…makes for long days. It’s a 1st world problem, for sure! #whining2016-01-28 03:34:20
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Whoever designed the mobile version of the Pottermore site was clearly Slytherin.2016-01-29 02:20:56
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Dude! @ambertamblyn is touring with her book of poetry Dark Sparkler! https://t.co/4JsBnKLRAj I’m so there!2016-01-29 02:56:03
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I’m finally done with travel for a bit…and today I’m going to see a doctor to find out what I did to my right foot and ankle.2016-01-29 13:37:45
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I’m banking on my doctor dating that willing around on it, untreated, for two weeks was helpful in some important way!2016-01-29 13:48:10
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Nurse: what brings you here?
Me (limping in): headache…Oh, and my right foot
Nurse: tell me about the headache
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I remind myself at least once each day that the failure mode of “clever” is “asshole”…2016-01-29 15:49:21
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RT @ConFigures: I give the people on my team the most interesting work when I can, instead of keeping it for myself. https://t.co/AvzlYFrNFQ2016-01-29 16:08:39
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Kanye is so straight, he doesn’t even wipe his ass! #MasculinitySoFragile https://t.co/LUrMj7h08n2016-01-29 16:14:14
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I’m not even a Clinton supporter, but there’s something entertaining and ironic about Trump or Carson supporters angry about her “lies”2016-01-29 22:37:46
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Ponder this: millions spent have still proven no lies of substance from Clinton–but she’s a liar to folks that discount Carson & Trump lies2016-01-29 22:41:12
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If you’re concerned about electing a liar like Clinton, but back Carson, Trump, or Cruz, you’re a partisan hack and should grow up some.2016-01-29 22:43:38
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If you respond to me with crazy Bengazhi conspiracies, I’m going to tell you to eat a dick then ignore you. I can’t fix willfully ignorant.2016-01-29 22:47:38
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…from a certain grassy knoll, I hear… https://t.co/VctX4ZzLR42016-01-29 23:14:41
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I’m just saying, the squee noise that happened over here TOTALLY didn’t come from me! https://t.co/2D6rNRNnd92016-01-30 00:21:06
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This began good…and ended AMAZING! https://t.co/EN4yG6QRNt2016-01-31 00:27:12
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The caption will end up being the title of @bfarrugi’s autobiography… https://t.co/q6aGz4FULt2016-01-31 02:57:51
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A list of Hugo eligible works on Good Reads…I dunno how good it is, but it’s a start. Time to fill in some gaps: https://t.co/scEk1X65lw2016-01-31 15:53:58
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If you feel that people whose political views are opposed to yours aren’t American or hate America, should you:2016-01-31 16:12:39
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RT @selfconference: Early bird tickets are on sale NOW!! https://t.co/c2vDaxIRcu2016-02-01 23:20:48
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Ouch… Motorola 360 watches on Woot for under $200…I feel like that’s hardware’s straight-to-dvd…2016-02-01 23:25:36
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Holy shit, a hosting provider emailed me usernames, passwords, database names, and addresses for an entire web store. E…MAIL…!2016-02-02 15:30:57
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Boys and girls, if your hosting provider ever does this: demand they change usernames, passwords, and database names…then find a new host.2016-02-02 15:31:33
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I’m slowly, SLOOOOWWWWLY climbing out of the hole that I’ve been in at work. My goal: caught up by week’s end. I think I have a shot!2016-02-02 17:25:18
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RT @crebma: You can never drink nice, warm tea. You can either drink scalding hot tea, or tea that you forgot about after it burned you.2016-02-02 19:21:10
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RT @BNSciFi: Prepare your ereaders: 21 @SagaSFF ebooks are on sale for $2.99 until Feb. 9! https://t.co/00AVJygobB https://t.co/DcLDxdNC3G2016-02-03 08:00:42
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2016-02-03 08:16:21
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I finished @naominovik’s Uprooted this evening and it was amazing. Read this book!2016-02-03 08:22:23
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Unrelated to my previous tweet…I’d love to sleep now. I woke up at 230am wide awake and exhausted!2016-02-03 08:23:29
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I need to stop taking conference calls in the room with other people so I can launch my fucking phone and laptop across the fucking room.2016-02-04 21:36:09
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This is simply too delightfully ironic to be real! https://t.co/mzNdJtLuyf2016-02-05 00:59:38
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And this is how I got kicked out of monster training academy for sexual harassment… https://t.co/a7PHNEmDWJ2016-02-05 20:59:23
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My brush with fame…I’ve totally met this guy! But seriously…I *need* one of these! https://t.co/YdGdeX1Fwl2016-02-05 22:55:07
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You’ll probably be fine just barricading your mom’s basement! https://t.co/HemIHxGSVZ2016-02-06 01:59:37
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I guess it was a matter of time, @twitter has been trying to become Facebook for a bit. Time for a new platform! https://t.co/vr3Tks3vLZ2016-02-06 02:53:06
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So our governor is claiming that he just found out about the Flint water issue last month, making him merely grossly incompetent, not evil.2016-02-06 13:51:47
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That’s right, @onetoughnerd is so fucking stupid he managed to hide this information from himself for months. Quite a feat!2016-02-06 13:56:56
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“Today we will spend $12M to switch back to Detroit water…please don’t tell me! I will be so upset!” -@onetoughnerd 10/20152016-02-06 14:01:25
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I just found my digital recorder. This means I’ve found many old recordings. I have the opening ceremonies from the final ConStruct!2016-02-06 18:52:57
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Hey, @stormgren78, you were GoH at that con, and @CodexMagnolia was your liaison!2016-02-06 18:55:12
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I appear to also have the audio from a “SciFi on the Radio” from some past @Penguicon!2016-02-06 19:01:58
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I miss ConStruct. I genuinely wish I had the time to do it again. Time and energy.2016-02-06 19:05:18
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Ugh, the only Republican on the stage that would actually be a good candidate (Kasich) doesn’t get much time because he’s not stupid enough.2016-02-07 12:19:04
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The introductions last night are a metaphor for the GOP primary. Carson, Trump, et al preventing anyone from remembering the good option.2016-02-07 12:22:09
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How does the modern GOP not realize they’re our ISIS? Taking rights from women, wants to bomb and torture enemies, wants religious laws…2016-02-07 12:34:52
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This made my morning! https://t.co/dgxrjMxzSz2016-02-07 14:18:26
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This is gonna seem sorta out of touch for someone who loves Sherlock Holmes as much as I do; but there’s a show starring Jonny Lee Miller?2016-02-07 18:47:27
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Watching “Elementary” for the first time…I appreciate them avoiding making Gregson a buffoon. He was only stupid compared to Holmes!2016-02-08 00:03:27
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Carolina won 1 out of 1 coin tosses tonight? I assume there will be tons of uninformed outrage and statistics tomorrow! #CoinTossGate2016-02-08 00:10:55
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“Elementary” does nearly as great a job with the Holmes/Watson relationship as the BBC show. Symbiosis…mutual need and mutual benefit!2016-02-08 00:49:45
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Perhaps you could make…I dunno…an algorithm @twitter. Pretend there are ad dollars in it for you… https://t.co/ug2vq7DoGz2016-02-08 11:17:06
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I’m hopeful that we can figure out what I did to my foot today. We’ve more or less ruled out gout and a fracture.2016-02-08 14:05:40
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I love when assholes bitch out the receptionist for having to wait. Yes, you’re the only one stuck waiting, and yes, you are VERY important.2016-02-08 16:16:38
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What the fuck? These two dipshits are honestly candidates to lead our country? I’m so proud to be from ‘MURRICA! https://t.co/BxECzuP5Y02016-02-08 16:18:48
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Time for new x-rays! There is, perhaps, a fracture in an area that they couldn’t see before? Specialist wants different views…2016-02-08 16:40:04
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Looks like it’s time for a specialist! I hope I can get an appointment expediently!2016-02-08 18:44:11
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The most frustrating part of dealing with my foot issue is that it keeps briefly improving, tricking me into waiting weeks!2016-02-08 20:05:34
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The irregulars, Moran, and Moriarty all in one episode!? Nicely played Elementary!2016-02-08 22:15:48
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Bowser doesn’t understand very well… https://t.co/b4rkWPCtgU2016-02-09 00:15:46
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I like it when it’s snowy out. It’s so pretty. I can briefly forget that we live on the decision-making cusp of a dystopia-to-be…2016-02-09 11:12:22
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NOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/2nn7XXf3ga2016-02-09 11:55:59
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Thank you, secret valentine, for the giving me something to annoy my wife with! #shipadick https://t.co/4ms3IjP0Br2016-02-09 12:03:15
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An excellent point! https://t.co/wG8YjJIy4i2016-02-09 12:58:25
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Had a fantastic call with @BrightHouseCare tech support. Best provider support I’ve literally ever had. Eric is my hero!2016-02-09 15:18:22
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RT @meakoopa: imagine being embroiled in a war so asymmetric the side w submachine guns complained abt being critiqued VIA DANCE? https://t…2016-02-09 15:19:30
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Easily 25% of my day is spent trying to remember what the hell I was doing before this interruption. My estimate is very conservative.2016-02-09 16:09:10
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In “things that I don’t think are possible but are happening” news: we seem to have a web form submission that kills Internet connectivity?2016-02-09 17:46:55
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Begin reading here, then read through the replies…offensive bullshit examined. Really well explained… https://t.co/JMi82OeMLX2016-02-09 17:50:53
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Lmao! https://t.co/ZrWL5jvi2K2016-02-09 17:52:57
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And the prognosis is back to gout! After a very painful injection, let’s see how the pain is impacted! This is not a fun game!2016-02-09 22:37:39
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RT @davehogg: Rubio is preparing his concession speech: “Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know wha…2016-02-10 02:13:10
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RT @TheTweetOfGod: RESULTS
Huge A-hole 34%
Normal A-hole 15%
Fundy A-hole 11%
Dynastic A-hole 11%
Robot A-hole 10%
Fat A-hole 7%
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Hrmm… Trump and Sanders in NH. I’m not really sure what to do with that…2016-02-10 02:20:40
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RT @neiltyson: If you never make mistakes then you are not on the frontier of discovery, for there is where mistakes are made all the time.2016-02-10 23:35:05
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A really thought provoking take on that @rooshv sack of shit and revenge when the Internet feel on his head recently https://t.co/0dnshxcBi32016-02-11 00:44:30
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Another important read…the Daggatt Dare: “Name any meaningful metric that got worse under President Obama” https://t.co/DIFEzY1i7I2016-02-11 01:00:41
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Tickets for Deadpool have been purchased…all is well with the world :)2016-02-11 01:32:28
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I have been informed, the lurkers in email hate me! Also, they’re terrified of me! Bow before my ludicrous power! #ExclamationPoints2016-02-11 22:51:14
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On a thread about bugs in software, Reddit gets it right! https://t.co/MHE0Us3C5C2016-02-12 12:09:35
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Pondering submitting a Self.conference talk about moving a delivery team to Scrum; is that even a needed talk? Are there enough of those?2016-02-12 16:43:21
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I don’t see the value in being the nth human to pontificate about the same topic for values of n exceeding 1 by very much.2016-02-12 16:44:29
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“You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make em wonder why you’re still smiling.” –a Claire2016-02-12 18:37:24
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Deadpool was better than I could have hoped. The funniest bits were not in the trailer…there’s plenty more to love! <32016-02-13 00:17:18
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We have essentially been reciting the movie to each other since we finished, quoting our favorite parts (which amounts to the whole movie)2016-02-13 01:03:44
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Now the GOP can prove they hate democracy by blocking a SCOTUS appointment for 10 months. I’m sure they’ll manufacture a good “reason” tho!2016-02-13 23:17:12
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The GOP is gonna have to more-than-double the current record for delaying an appointment; I think they have the ignorance to pull it off!2016-02-13 23:19:36
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But seriously, I don’t mean to make light of Scalia’s death. This is tremendous news for non-racists and educated people in the US!2016-02-13 23:20:56
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RT @feraljokes: i’m starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts2016-02-13 23:23:11
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GOP, if you don’t spend AT LEAST $5M in the next 10mo “investigating” Obama for his role in Scalia’s death, I’ll be about disappointed!2016-02-13 23:29:06
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Right on time, the GOP didn’t even wait for an appointment before trying to overturn democracy.… https://t.co/yFJ4HqCTfr2016-02-13 23:38:45
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RT @Snowden: Counterpoint: Failing to confirm a #Scalia replacement could significantly increase voter turnout, which historically works ag…2016-02-13 23:57:49
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RT @moshekasher: Just to make sure I understand your argument: you want me to show respect for the death of a hateful man who disrespected …2016-02-13 23:59:54
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RT @SaraJBenincasa: It does not negate any empathy for the family of the deceased to point out that the deceased actively ruined lives for …2016-02-14 00:28:36
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I would take that over Scalia! https://t.co/iuVAdukdy32016-02-14 00:28:53
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So the Canadian thinks the only way to preserve our Constitution is to utterly ignore it? Presidential material! https://t.co/9nGeeSYhGi2016-02-14 00:32:10
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This is simple, plain truth. If you don’t want Obama to appoint, you aren’t in favor of our Constitution. Period. https://t.co/bN8LzgePZo2016-02-14 00:42:11
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But if the current president doesn’t place a justice…mana burn! https://t.co/tysfzpKSUO2016-02-14 00:43:53
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For fuck’s sake: “The American people should have a voice…” – two fucking elections for president don’t count as a voice? Fucking fuckers!2016-02-14 01:09:08
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Okay, enough angry ranting about politics for now. I was already going to skip the GOP “debate”, but I sure as shit will now.2016-02-14 01:18:18
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RT @TessaDare: If the aim is to win the votes of the American electorate in November, telling America their last 2 votes don’t count seems …2016-02-14 01:19:23
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Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope that you all spend the day with someone you love as much as I love @aglance_ https://t.co/iT5ah7odaM2016-02-14 12:09:16
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Amber Tamblyn’s book reading was great! Amber was awesome, but the book folks were weird. Relaxing over coffee before the comedy show…2016-02-14 21:08:01
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Ger and I are the sole occupants of the entire dining area at Pronto…a nice way to spend a couple of hours on Valentine’s Day!2016-02-14 21:46:30
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This is no exaggeration. I was very embarrassed; first on behalf of the author, then on our own behalf! https://t.co/jC7xykhrHp2016-02-14 21:48:50
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I’m totally responsible for the heart on this plate! https://t.co/eGn95QzC7F2016-02-14 21:51:03
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Ger and I decided that we need a subscription service for @erinmallorylong’s wardrobe. $100/mo, and Ger just gets random outfits Erin finds!2016-02-14 21:59:40
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How do you kill time before a show at the Royal Oak Music Theatre? Goldfish Tea, obvs! https://t.co/Z0Wg0aBbsC2016-02-14 23:15:21
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The David Cross show was amazing…well worth the wait. I’d put this up next to Shut Up You Fucking Baby in terms of material.2016-02-15 03:26:32
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I don’t know how long ago it happened, but I laughed out loud when I saw Buddha’s eyes this… https://t.co/8J0VP8Rmm52016-02-15 14:24:21
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Hey @CVS_Extra, I don’t know how the fuck you got my phone #, but if you keep robo-calling me prescription reminders, you’re getting a bill!2016-02-15 22:09:19
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Wait, The Saint is on Netflix? There goes my evening!2016-02-16 00:09:54
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I forgot how much I love this soundtrack! Sneaker Pimps, Orbital, Moby…this sounds like the 90s to me…2016-02-16 00:49:49
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That sound you hear is the folks claiming that Obama was going with a recess appointment being wrong: https://t.co/O0cM5JN4mB2016-02-16 18:07:56
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Oh convention drama. I forget about its very existence, then it springs up again and I’m reminded: oh yeah, there are these folks out there.2016-02-17 14:37:44
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Currently listening to @bfarrugi teach our dev team…he makes the best slides! https://t.co/7PCzmXD9FJ2016-02-17 19:48:50
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Today I whined about foot pain in entirely too much detail! Enjoy… https://t.co/18IloDeCAn2016-02-17 22:10:05
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RT @Snowden: This is the most important tech case in a decade. Silence means @google picked a side, but it’s not the public’s. https://t.c…2016-02-17 22:44:51
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RT @GreatDismal: People who feel safer with a gun than with guaranteed medical insurance don’t yet have a fully adult concept of scary.2016-02-18 01:35:38
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Did I miss the memo? https://t.co/cIowvAiZQf appears not owned by @JebBush? Awkward!2016-02-18 03:03:34
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RT @SlaunchaMan: Imagine the response if the FBI forced a gun manufacturer to install a backdoor that remotely disabled guns.2016-02-18 04:24:10
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Doing dinner at Roast with @aglance_ before we go see the Cinderella musical. Date night!2016-02-18 22:36:16
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I haven’t been in years, the Detroit Opera House is gorgeous! https://t.co/MvWqUDtBBh2016-02-19 00:10:43
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We’re only half way through, and I’m in love with this. The cast is amazing, the execution of the choreography is top notch. See this show!2016-02-19 01:37:01
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Very dark theater selfie! https://t.co/9gIYVWtE422016-02-19 01:40:21
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So…you’ve never *read* the Constitution before? You’re hazy on the appointment process? https://t.co/uWfmMjJsDR2016-02-19 11:13:33
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Asked and answered…you *are* hazy on the appointment process. That makes sense… https://t.co/UuwZghduMR2016-02-19 11:14:38
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It’s okay, @lisamurkowski, we can’t expect our elected officials to actually understand how our government is supposed to work. You’re fine!2016-02-19 11:15:42
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True facts from Elizabeth Warren. We don’t exist in a vacuum people… https://t.co/WoxrFcD4Eh2016-02-19 11:44:35
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If you think you can multitask, try reading an IM while speaking to a team on a call. Reality will become comically apparent…2016-02-19 13:19:31
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RT @erikvolson: @jer_ Try cooperative multitasking. Tell them to be quiet, your focus is switching to IM for a few cycles.2016-02-19 13:44:17
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So Cruz’s eligibility is going to court? While I think it’s largely stupid, it does feel just. He’s not MORE of a citizen than Obama…2016-02-19 22:57:57
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So @realDonaldTrump is calling for an Apple boycott. Luckily, his followers can neither afford nor understand Apple products. “Boycott”2016-02-20 01:16:21
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.@realDonaldTrump’s idiotic point of view is no surprise; he was going to ground terrorists by having Bill Gates shut off their Internet.2016-02-20 02:05:24
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He’s just “telling it like it is”, right hatemongers? https://t.co/X7rDqJaeRS2016-02-20 03:04:33
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Ooh, Sherlock and Watson are in Onondaga county. I grew up there, and it’s weird to hear it mentioned in a show.2016-02-20 18:36:12
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RT @noahsussman: Hi, this goes in ~/.gitconfig. You’re welcome. https://t.co/tDDorw3NLO2016-02-20 20:36:58
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RT @catvalente: If you can’t support Bernie Sanders without trashing Hillary Clinton, maybe you should ask yourself how good the platform r…2016-02-20 20:37:40
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Death Before Dishonor in the GOP; subtitle: Goodbye Jeb Bush https://t.co/K6v4vJnY8r2016-02-21 15:21:17
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“I don’t care which cock I’m holding, I just want to know how it got there” –Watson, “Elementary”2016-02-21 19:03:27
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RT @seananmcguire: And don’t say “well, Guy At CVS should find a better job” unless you’re cool with having all the stores near you closing.2016-02-21 19:26:24
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This should be obvious: if you discard a policy as “socialism” rather than argue its merits, you can’t expect a seat at the grown up table.2016-02-22 13:59:40
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Those of you fetishizing the free market are as bad as those fetishizing social programs. Extremism is for children. Both extremes are dumb.2016-02-22 14:00:49
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“He’s not the hero we need, he’s the hero we’re insured for…” –@bfarrugi and @coryskelly about @jsabada2016-02-22 16:28:06
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Wait, The Black Crowes have albums out in the later 2000s? I am very, very there!2016-02-22 16:40:05
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Hrmm…I might have misjudged; I’m not sure that there is a Black Crowes album after 2000 after all, this might be something different.2016-02-22 16:47:14
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I will say this about late 2000s Black Crowes…it sure did remind me to go listen to late-90s Black Crowes…2016-02-22 19:43:07
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Last week I finally finished the extra work in my queue; this week was for catching up on my job. Predictably, this week exploded. #ThugLife2016-02-23 16:02:16
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Getting less than 7 hours of sleep per night leads to obesity, strokes, and dying young and alone… https://t.co/1POd8Mrghy2016-02-23 18:52:28
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I’m shocked; the GOP has decided that 2 presidential elections doesn’t represent “the voice of the people”–the senate won’t do their job.2016-02-24 00:13:31
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That’s okay, I’m not crazy busy tomorrow…it’s definitely no problem that I’m wide awake in the middle of the night!2016-02-24 07:58:08
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RT @daveanthony: Only 130% of Trump’s supporters are racist2016-02-24 08:03:47
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RT @IsaacDovere: “Nearly 20 % of Mr. Trump’s voters disagreed with the freeing of slaves in Southern states after the Civil War.” https://t…2016-02-24 08:12:15
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RT @ParkerMolloy: Whenever someone says “I like Trump because he’s not afraid to say what’s on his mind,” I just hear, “I, too, am a racist…2016-02-24 08:22:49
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Weirdest @SlackHQ issue: I’m not getting invites. Others in my org are, repeated attempts don’t work, it’s not in spam, etc. #mystified2016-02-24 21:32:30
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This is the greatest thing I’ve read in a while. Bernie Sanders is the Worst Candidate. Time to give up! https://t.co/VSohQ9nWyp #ReadIt2016-02-24 21:53:53
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I could stand to hear more… https://t.co/qcrqbLNGfY2016-02-25 01:13:02
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I can tell that I’m starting to overdo the accumulation of tasks; in beginning to let things that matter to me slip. Time to simplify.2016-02-25 02:13:03
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It’s annoying to know what you have to do and to not want to spend the energy. It’s more annoying when it’s 6 months overdue. #VagueBooking2016-02-25 02:50:23
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This is why I love them. We were having problems with invites, Slack reached out, one email later…we were good. Thanks @SlackHQ2016-02-25 12:56:22
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Leave it to Sharepoint to make color-coding entries on a calendar a non-trivial task. Well played!2016-02-25 13:34:01
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Microsoft, you’re frigging killing me today. OneNote on OSX can’t open a .onepkg file? What madness is this?2016-02-25 14:21:16
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So we are up to the third level of masturbating posts about being employed by Yelp; each more insipid than the last. Next drama please!2016-02-26 00:37:34
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Listen, you can believe what you want…but I’m pretty skeptical of any “doctor” that doesn’t consider health care a basic human right.2016-02-26 11:26:10
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RT @JRRParker: @jer_ you sound like you want there to be Doctors Without Borders.
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Nothing like the sheer panic of having half of your team ping you at 7:30 in the morning because nobody can push repos!2016-02-26 13:08:48
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“I […] came to one conclusion. I do need to check my privilege. Because what if I’ve lost it?” https://t.co/efII934GRS2016-02-26 16:14:51
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Here’s a link from your support pages: https://t.co/feFi83pHH7 Is there an MS version of LMGTFY? https://t.co/6Su9BV5CDV2016-02-26 20:44:53
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RT @daveweigel: Melissa Harris-Perry, taking no shit. https://t.co/RjrHyS75jM https://t.co/Wv65Yuo5K02016-02-27 04:05:57
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RT @_chelseybaker: What have you done to brighten someone else’s life lately? What have you done to brighten your own?2016-02-28 02:04:21
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Yeah! Err…Wait. Except me, I assume… https://t.co/j32Akl7beE2016-02-28 02:10:26
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I am irrationally annoyed that the @instagram app on Android doesn’t rotate. It’s a bunch of scrolling squares, rotate that shit!2016-02-28 13:36:24
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The GOP is doing a magic trick where they’re motioning toward illusionary socialism while producing fascism from mere decades of hate!2016-02-29 00:21:19
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“Look at her, she’s a liar! Look at him, he’s a communist! Pay no attention to this racist, hate-filled mob we’re rallying!” –the GOP2016-02-29 00:39:58
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“Nothing up my sleeves; certainly not a functional economic policy…and now voila! Your money is in the hands of an oligarchy!” –the GOP2016-02-29 00:43:42
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RT @NateSilver538: Strongest correlate I’ve found for Trump support is Google searches for the n-word. Others have reported this too: https…2016-02-29 00:46:02
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RT @JRRParker: @jer_ thank you for registering for the Republican primary. Would you like a torch, or complimentary pitchfork?2016-02-29 00:48:02
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Mr Oliver, you magnificent bastard! This is so worth watching, it should be mandatory… #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain https://t.co/CdcgZUTZnr2016-02-29 22:32:00
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So you’re telling me the party that repeatedly tried to incriminate Clinton and discard the ACA thinks Trump is asked about the KKK to much?2016-03-01 02:00:23
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Has @realDonaldTrump (aka Baby Fingers) responded to John Oliver’s piece yet?2016-03-01 02:13:45
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“let Trump happen”? If you shove someone off a cliff, you don’t lament having “let them” hit the ground. https://t.co/Uh3XgGYkIr2016-03-01 11:29:31
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“Hypocrisy”, like “irony”, is a word oft misunderstood. If one’s behavior requires a very particular viewpoint to be hypocritical, it’s not.2016-03-02 11:51:22
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One can, for example, be morally opposed to killing, but morally fine with killing in self defense. Not hypocritical.2016-03-02 11:52:43
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Likewise, one can be against wilfully mis-gendering Caitlyn Jenner and still find hoisting Donald Drumpf by his own petard to be legit.2016-03-02 11:54:16
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In short (too late), it’s a grown up world full of nuance. Try not to assign things to narrow boxes of black and white.
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You can keep updating the settings for an Apache2 rewrite all you want, if you don’t enable mod_rewrite, it won’t work. Pro tip! *sigh*2016-03-02 12:54:58
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Every time you claim that “socialism” has never worked; you are drowned out by the laughter of several top GDP nations.2016-03-02 20:43:14
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Your claims that “socialism” never works are also hard to reconcile with our socialist schools, roads, defense, police/fire, farms, snow rem2016-03-02 20:45:43
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Another in a series of posts about our transition to Scrum; this time about training people to work https://t.co/Slcf2wPDZc2016-03-02 21:00:49
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It’s tough to see someone you generally respect won over by fear and ignorance and hate and thinking Trump is an alternative to anyone. Sad.2016-03-04 00:57:26
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An awesome speaker! I saw her at Self last year, she was great. Wish this conference was a different weekend :( https://t.co/6TeTpHgRAC2016-03-04 01:44:57
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RT @RellyAB: Today I found out who wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and I nearly fell out of my chair.
Go on. Look it up. I’ll wait.
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RT @Fredday95: White ppl: If Trump wins I’ll move to Canada hahehahahhe
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If you were dropped back in time circa 1933 and a hateful demagogue had just been appointed chancellor; what would you do to avert disaster?2016-03-04 13:14:01
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I want to hang a poster of this in my home office… https://t.co/I65bUSa9Cx2016-03-04 22:21:33
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Well, I know how I’m spending my weekend now! https://t.co/sT9rV12KCQ2016-03-05 15:45:57
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I suspect we have a difference of opinion as to what “concrete” means. https://t.co/JdKZwqvX9K2016-03-05 15:49:31
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RT @carl_diggler: My conservative intellectual friends are aghast that Trump penis has eclipsed their serious debate about racial science a…2016-03-05 18:49:27
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The view from my desk; finally hung my posters from zen_pencils! https://t.co/F122YUzeKj2016-03-06 14:25:35
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I spent several hours watching @SimoneGiertz videos last night…now I want her to be a Guest of Honor for @Penguicon… @Cylithria!! :)2016-03-06 14:41:06
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The “Man in the Arena” poster is a quote from Roosevelt, the poster is here: https://t.co/hldersK9Y72016-03-06 18:49:42
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Amongst the Zen Pencils, this has become one of my new favorites, and will likely inhabit my wall soon as well… https://t.co/UeA0goBE542016-03-06 18:55:47
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RT @BridgetPhetasy: Yeah I bet people who had their doubts about Hitler were told to “stop being so melodramatic” too.2016-03-06 20:16:24
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Completely unacceptable… https://t.co/v3E0NUV4Ld2016-03-06 23:39:04
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RT @tpkroger: @saladinahmed I just stare at this picture until I reach a zen-like state of “Oh fuck…” https://t.co/xQ9ouvf8AZ2016-03-07 14:42:23
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In the same week, talks at @Penguicon accepted and talks at @selfconference rejected. Keeping it humble ;p2016-03-07 16:17:35
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Tomorrow is primary day in MI–no matter who you are voting for, get out and vote. All of our interests are best served by a high turnout.2016-03-07 17:56:08
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay, or the day tons of dudes pretend the other 364.25 days aren’t Men’s Day.2016-03-08 11:22:30
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I’m not sure what the Lance family crest would be, either…but this sounds about right… https://t.co/6noQKj6rKB2016-03-08 13:00:01
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As I take a leisurely drive along the Huron River on a gorgeous day listening to Syd Matters, I’m not mad at the highway closure.2016-03-08 20:28:35
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Voting accomplished! Seriously, you still have time…get out and vote .2016-03-08 23:22:11
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RT @AP: BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic presidential primary in Michigan. @AP race call at 11:30 p.m. EST. #Election2016 #APra…2016-03-09 10:35:51
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What a weird coincidence…the candidates getting all the coverage are leading. How completely unexpected! https://t.co/tIaZFVywnq2016-03-09 10:47:04
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Today’s post was about the folks that tell you you’re doing agile wrong (spoiler: they’re wrong): https://t.co/DaI0Rml7Sd2016-03-09 20:20:25
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RT @skoobeedont: After criticizing Bernie Sanders for giving up a mic to a protester, Donald Trump gives up an auditorium.2016-03-12 11:47:18
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I love @DetroitLabs for doing a series of interviews with their team. They interviewed @_chelseybaker! https://t.co/TyEnZqSMot2016-03-12 15:33:03
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I will be buying their entire stock! https://t.co/x44ayZgb2q2016-03-12 20:07:55
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Lmao, just watched one of those “Watch Trey Gowdy DESTROY” videos. I love how poorly they use the term “destroy”. Just Gowdy being an idiot.2016-03-12 22:15:47
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Gowdy: “You’ve been good in not telling me how to do my job”
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Gowdy: “I’m just surprised at how many people bought it”
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Kids; the House (led by Rs that hate HRC) have found repeatedly that Clinton isn’t culpable. This is politics only, plain and simple.2016-03-12 22:21:08
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Everybody out there shouting about “that liar Clinton” over Benghazi are ridiculously uninformed, partisan, or covered in hats of foil.2016-03-12 22:22:13
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RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: It’s fitting that we set the clocks forward during Women’s History Month because it’s progress but a lot of people compl…2016-03-13 12:01:21
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There’s irony somewhere in the fact that @voxday continues to promote his “SJWs Lie” book after lying about the Trump rally Nazi. #Awareness2016-03-13 12:47:03
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RT @eacarlson: I hear the same kind of “us and them” rhetoric from many Sanders supporters as I do from Trump supporters. Take that as you …2016-03-15 19:42:16
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Ugh. It has not been a good day. I kinda want to just go to sleep and see if tomorrow is better. It’ll be better, right? *sigh*2016-03-15 19:44:18
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Sam is having the same day I am… https://t.co/WoB2ApTKdS2016-03-15 20:11:44
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Hah…for @_chelseybaker https://t.co/bpIEw1evUU2016-03-15 20:37:06
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True or false; this doesn’t speak well of Carson. This is the strong, moral guy, right? Good values? https://t.co/gXdN0OAncY2016-03-15 20:44:24
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Umm…can I vote for tacos or something instead? https://t.co/tSO9qZfyRZ2016-03-15 21:23:17
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I’m not hating my drive home. https://t.co/fUfDo6rPVH2016-03-15 21:31:41
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RT @adambozarth: Things have shifted so far to the right in this country that the Dems are electing a republican and the GOP is electing a …2016-03-16 13:04:39
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Thoughts on building safe spaces for your team: https://t.co/bucYSiHCTi2016-03-16 15:02:12
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Oh, I think this will be happening now! I like this plan… https://t.co/S2WpWZO57t2016-03-16 17:57:02
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Spare me from folks that drive-by snark on social media then get huffy when snarked at in return. Their own medicine is not to their liking?2016-03-17 01:25:19
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I just love that he says what he thinks! He’s so outside the system! https://t.co/CVjZrgisLv2016-03-17 01:29:55
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It is the grossest privilege to be able to say “I can support a person for expressing hate without supporting his hate.”2016-03-17 02:15:10
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What in the everything fuck; so, the whole party hasn’t read the Constitution? Also, hazy on the term “elected”? https://t.co/1aq6UF8M712016-03-17 02:44:17
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Part of revolutionary America was pamphlets and satirical cartoons. Punditry and satire are essential to activism. https://t.co/8DCKqfAE9v2016-03-17 02:50:58
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All of my picks are in…as usual, I have a Big East national championship (Nova v Syracuse) and, as usual, I will lose very early on :)2016-03-17 11:52:14
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Oh my god, fuck you Gonzaga! Every year you do this shit to me. If I pick you, you lose. If I pick against you, you win. Dicks! :)2016-03-18 11:01:12
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I thought we had settled this people…if you make a claim you cannot support with evidence, we ignore your claim. It’s that simple.2016-03-18 11:23:25
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Iggy Pop’s new album (collaborating with Josh Homme) drops today and Hugo nominations are due soon. This is the important news of the day!2016-03-18 11:43:38
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I just found out that I can buy a small airplane for under $50k. Why do I now own a small airplane? This seems like an obvious purchase.2016-03-18 12:49:49
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Holy shit, MI State! That’s brutal…2016-03-18 22:45:49
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Don’t think that most of us aren’t aware that most of you wailing about “takers” are 1-2 missed paychecks from welfare yourselves…2016-03-19 12:34:22
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RT @amyjokim: You can use an eraser on the drafting table or a sledgehammer on the construction site – #FrankLloydWright #agile https://t.c…2016-03-19 13:44:50
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RT @sannewman: In a real American Bible, Jesus would feed the multitudes by teaching them how to fish.2016-03-19 20:21:04
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The overlap between folks saying to “get a better job” and saying their “hours got cut by Obamacare” should be slapped in the fucking face.2016-03-20 04:22:04
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I had so many plans for today…now I’d rather do a great deal of nothing!2016-03-20 12:24:08
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Impossibly, my elite 8 picks remain almost entirely intact because, while I picked ridiculously, reality has been even more ridiculous!2016-03-20 12:31:52
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I met myself half way…I did very nearly nothing today. Close enough!2016-03-21 00:23:40
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DevOps at 5:30am. Sure, I’m awake enough for this :)2016-03-21 09:58:13
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I’m gonna call bullshit on the ‘largest number using three digits’ post; that didn’t happen. Also, dude’s a dbag. https://t.co/TL2R3ea1bt2016-03-21 10:03:41
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RT @AstroKatie: The number of successful people who think “I worked hard and made it” implies “you will make it if you just work hard enoug…2016-03-21 13:17:54
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“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” was sung, not by Burl Ives as I’ve KNOWN for years, but by Thurl Ravenscroft. This is my Berenstain Bears.2016-03-21 16:37:59
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I’m so ridiculously in love with this sentiment. https://t.co/fRUHTfKYv72016-03-21 16:59:53
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RT @d_haggar: It would it suck if you sent your man nudes and he texted back, “You are so brave.”2016-03-21 21:10:17
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I was hoping that this year’s Hugo drama would be minimized by cooler, wiser heads. Cue Hoyt’s usual spastic flail. https://t.co/VNBxZC44fk2016-03-21 22:33:43
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In case you want to read Hoyt’s shitshow: https://t.co/jC8CDPDhOi Summary: people that want off the list are demons. Circle-jerk follows.2016-03-21 22:37:15
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Hoyt dipshittery aside, if you are looking for a solid list of eligible works, this year’s SP list is a great start. https://t.co/CpRm5ubqlU2016-03-21 22:52:48
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Sorry, I’m in a meeting and didn’t see your message. Please send your message again via every single communications platform available. xoxo2016-03-22 16:45:59
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RT @steve_buchheit: @jer_ Roger, wilco. :: sets internet to apocalypse mode ::2016-03-22 16:48:30
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Let’s make America great again in a non-specific but still xenophobic way! https://t.co/u5cNuw2ezf2016-03-23 10:54:53
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If your company rolls out a new set of KPIs and none address quality in any way, it doesn’t value quality. This is not debatable.2016-03-23 13:07:11
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I want to make a meeting scorecard: a tally board of uses of the words “quality”, “revenue”, and “profit”. Most tallies == company mission.2016-03-23 13:55:01
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I’m sleeping poorly and making decisions even more poorly. You can probably skip this post: https://t.co/FTun2M3sPQ2016-03-23 15:02:14
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Hrmm…interesting. Something to consider on our next build. https://t.co/O0ml1r2rDJ2016-03-23 20:39:32
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Judging by the number of sites I needed being down for most of the day, it was a bad day to be devOps! Hope tomorrow is better y’all!2016-03-24 01:39:08
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Daredevil season 2 is great, just two episodes to go and I don’t want it to end. Matt needs to take a nap, he’s giving me sleep anxiety!2016-03-24 10:35:08
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Also, everyone is a far better friend to Matt than Matt is in return. Be a better friend Matt!2016-03-24 10:35:52
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RT @sageboggs: I’m not trying to get everyone’s hopes up but the last guy who died three days before Easter came back2016-03-24 23:19:36
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Sarah Hoyt, amidst years letting imagined “leftist oppression” define her, blogs about her past decision not to let oppression define her…2016-03-25 09:59:12
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It’s not ironic…Tone deaf? What’s the word for “Yeah, that’s about what I expect” followed by a world-weary sigh? https://t.co/i6nPqjhiCx2016-03-25 10:03:21
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These are killing me… https://t.co/X7mGVCT34t2016-03-25 21:23:35
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RT @paprbckparadise: $14 #books https://t.co/RajiO0F1Ty2016-03-25 21:23:54
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RT @paprbckparadise: $4 #books https://t.co/yftcRnTDRF2016-03-25 21:24:09
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RT @paprbckparadise: $4 #books https://t.co/6DwWZ5KKzi2016-03-25 21:24:46
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RT @paprbckparadise: $2 #books https://t.co/VJGUosvvaO2016-03-25 21:25:23
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RT @paprbckparadise: $4 #books #booksforsale https://t.co/wvdNA2PU0R2016-03-25 21:25:39
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RT @paprbckparadise: $4 #books https://t.co/buQUGV2o3T2016-03-25 21:27:14
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I got a chance to watch “How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town”…hilarious and fun. @JewelStaite was awesome. Can’t wait for its release!2016-03-25 21:35:32
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The @twitter app is becoming useless. Ads every 3-5 tweets and misc other spam every other page. I can’t see the content I asked for!2016-03-26 11:10:51
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I don’t care what’s trending, I don’t care what happened while I was gone, I don’t care who you’re promoting. Show me what I follow @twitter2016-03-26 11:18:09
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The weather is so beautiful outside I want to go kayaking! *steps outside* Nevermind, no hypothermia for me today…2016-03-26 15:37:38
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RT @soapachu: https://t.co/d9yDMa0fHs2016-03-26 20:00:13
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C’mon Oklahoma, you can do this! Smash those chalk brackets!2016-03-27 00:13:33
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Curse you automatic post tweeter!! I will try to ensure that my social media doesn’t explode as I migrate some posts over; sorry in advance!2016-03-27 19:56:46
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Blasts from the past! The first few posts have made the migration from an old blog. https://t.co/n45JlJConH2016-03-27 20:55:57
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Was just listening to the @Penguicon 2012 feedback session…and was reminded of the birth of the Shasta Cafe *glares at @Cylithria* :)2016-03-27 23:37:38
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The birth of the Shasta Cafe at @Penguicon. I stand firm, what the fuck is Shasta Cola? https://t.co/BoiLN6mw61 (that’s a thinner me there!)2016-03-27 23:40:46
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I would say I threw up in my mouth a little…but I find myself intrigued… https://t.co/Rd8CytQ1F82016-03-27 23:50:19
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HOLY SHIT SYRACUSE! I was kidding when I said you were going to win it all…I like it when you make me right!2016-03-28 00:17:20
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I’m one UNC win away from a perfect final four!2016-03-28 00:21:49
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Wait until they win the whole shebang…AS I PREDICTED! https://t.co/UnFFQBCraq2016-03-28 00:22:51
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I don’t think I knew until Ice Cream Sandwich…it seems super obvious once you know, though… https://t.co/Zu5ZjzYxlA2016-03-28 02:29:39
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You are genuinely confused by the process of aging? Increased height, appearance changes, etc? Are you 5? https://t.co/d8HvaFrw3b2016-03-28 02:51:10
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I suspect someone failed to fact check this tweet right here. It sorta makes your “fact checking” questionable… https://t.co/tdyCOcRyCv2016-03-28 02:53:58
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And I have a perfect final four! Next weekend, I’m looking for big wins by Syracuse and Villanova!2016-03-28 03:01:11
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My favorite: sportscasters sticking with the “SU doesn’t belong in the tourney” narrative. Everybody in the final 4 belongs in the tourney.2016-03-28 03:07:18
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“Oops, clumsy me, I slipped and accidentally won this basketball contest…four times in a row” –sportscaster impressions of SU2016-03-28 03:12:54
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A filter that cut out any posts with more characters in hashtags than in the original message would trim a LOT of stupid from social media.2016-03-28 11:58:08
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I found this fairly interesting: I scored 66 in @charlesmurray’s “Do You Live in a Bubble” quiz. Take it @NewsHour https://t.co/64DuG1mcuI2016-03-28 13:12:01
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Being a web developer while our building intermittently loses Internet dozens of times per day for a minute or so each time is interesting.2016-03-28 19:16:18
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The deluxe version of this looks gorgeous. It will be mine! https://t.co/FgpnHyv0Cs2016-03-29 10:04:28
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As true today as it was on this date in ’09… https://t.co/Fn44BZvzy72016-03-29 17:26:28
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Hrmm, I think it’s head shaving time… Low maintenance time!2016-03-29 20:51:42
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Back to shiny and unaffected by topless cars! https://t.co/wFWqZbYlaV2016-03-29 23:02:36
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Mind…blown… Now to ponder ways to clearly convey decision-making context… https://t.co/PGO2ubQWXA2016-03-30 10:07:06
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Bash shell coming to Windows 10? I rarely get stuck on Windows, but when I do this will definitely improve my life. https://t.co/Y3hWdIRQYw2016-03-30 18:55:35
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We were born agile, why do we choose to add complexity? https://t.co/kbLBCdekFd2016-03-30 19:02:27
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So NPM’s solution to unpublishing/dependency hell is to remove the ability to unpublish in most cases? That’s certainly one way to go…2016-03-31 10:43:23
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Always late to the party, I just found snapchat lenses. I cannot catch that butterfly! #GrownUp2016-03-31 10:55:52
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Stupid butterfly… https://t.co/eom9n41BGz2016-03-31 17:29:57
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Catching up on The Flash and Supergirl, and I just caught the crossover episode. This was ridiculously fun. They need to team up more often!2016-03-31 22:33:35
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Caught up on Agents of Shield; if you didn’t tear up at Morse & Hunter’s bar scene, you have no damned soul. #DustyInHere2016-04-02 02:28:37
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This doesn’t sound like over promising at all! https://t.co/G9Y8h16Njy2016-04-02 17:33:25
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A great game was played by both Syracuse and UNC; there’s no shame in losing to a far stronger team. All but one of my brackets won!2016-04-03 04:06:41
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Oh thank god! https://t.co/quQlzUCEXd2016-04-03 23:14:52
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RT @agilecoach: Has anyone on your transformation team ever been on an agile team, working to deliver valuable software? Or are they all ju…2016-04-03 23:38:46
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There is no better description of my relationship with @aglance_ than this comic: https://t.co/L3YalAauQp <32016-04-04 15:16:40
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.@aglance_ consider it training you to fend for yourself if I die in the spider-pocalypse!2016-04-04 15:23:14
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RT @michaelianblack: People give Sean Hannity a rough time for being too easy on Trump, but you try asking tough questions with a dick in y…2016-04-05 02:19:58
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Raise your hand if you understand the difference between weather and climate! Not so fast @scottbaio…bad news bud! https://t.co/u5qdeIUQST2016-04-05 02:33:37
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Dear gravity, Funny, today I released a helium balloon and it went up and up and up. I’m the bestest at science! https://t.co/u5qdeIUQST2016-04-05 02:39:05
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Are you a mentor? A coach? What is the difference? https://t.co/UhDRvXfSGz2016-04-06 15:35:31
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The number of people who sent me this obviously speaks positively about my character, right? https://t.co/yn5wSNEhxf2016-04-06 19:44:58
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RT @TaraReed_: Hey! I’m moderating a panel in 2 weeks on Female Leaders in #Detroit @GrandCircusCo. Come!
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Today kicks off a quarter-long leadership course; the first I’ve taken since I taught leadership courses. This should be interesting!2016-04-08 16:14:48
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RT @ZachWeiner: SpaceX just threw a toothpick off a skyscraper and had it land on its tip.2016-04-09 05:06:38
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Happy April, @scottbaio! I’m enjoying my third April snow flurry this year. Have fun golfing! https://t.co/CYaaMfYNdG2016-04-09 13:02:12
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RT @rey_z: Looking to talk to people who have reported online threats of sexual violence to the police. DM/email in bio #journorequest2016-04-11 16:21:15
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Tom Hiddelston and Hugh Laurie together in an AMC miniseries? I’m there…2016-04-11 18:53:23
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Finally saw Batman vs Superman. I’d give it a 2.5-3 out of 5. Batman was very good, Wonder Woman was great. Superman disappointed.2016-04-11 22:10:59
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BvS did make me somewhat excited for the Justice League, even if I hate them recasting the Flash.2016-04-11 22:11:49
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I’ll also say, I enjoyed this Batman more than any movie Batman to date. It’s just a bummer they kept calling the Joker “Lex” so much.2016-04-11 22:13:48
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Zeds Dead “In the Beginning” is perfect driving music, if you want a speeding ticket…2016-04-12 11:19:48
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Today I learned…301 redirects are very risky to SEO apparently, and should be avoided even to fix URL structure because of…reasons…??2016-04-12 15:20:38
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Ponder this, according to the Peter Principal, most of those idiots ROSE to their current level of incompetence. Where were they before?2016-04-12 21:33:44
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Verizon profits $1.8b PER MONTH. To grow profits, they want to stop pay raises and freeze pensions. We don’t need unions though, right?2016-04-13 10:22:35
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Sad but true…! https://t.co/MtLuEPzvSj2016-04-13 12:29:53
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My @penguicon 2016 schedule: https://t.co/OsZk4bZpmo2016-04-13 15:41:50
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Excellent! https://t.co/TSz0Ly8sto2016-04-14 01:29:56
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RT @ParadigmBooks: Add this to your Fall reading list now–the lovely @MaraWritesStuff revealed the cover for her book of essays! https://t…2016-04-14 01:47:17
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RT @MingNa: Nothing against Scarlett Johansson. In fact, I’m a big fan. But everything against this Whitewashing of Asian role. https://t.…2016-04-15 10:22:34
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Howdy Syracuse!2016-04-15 21:37:08
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No, those aren’t pasty goggles…that’s today’s sunburn! https://t.co/RGzv6TaZfH2016-04-17 00:05:27
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It would not break my heart in the least if this headache would go away. I would not miss it even a little…2016-04-17 11:48:33
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Whoever invented jeggings has my undying respect and admiration. Thank you, sir (I assume)!2016-04-17 17:11:01
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I rarely want a motorcycle…days like today, though, I want a motorcycle!2016-04-17 17:38:40
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If I did have a motorcycle for days like today…these days would become known as “emergency room days” among my friends, I’m sure.2016-04-17 17:41:50
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I’m watching CNN demand that candidates show more decorum; as if they’re not complicit in this shit show. Media plants corn, they get corn.2016-04-18 11:49:49
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30 seconds ago, I watched your pay-per-view style ad for the NY primary, now you call for decorum? Who’s the pot and who’s the kettle here?2016-04-18 11:52:02
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I would wish I thought this was a joke. I want to stab the author in the face with a fork over and over and over. https://t.co/sj8DguN1K02016-04-19 08:07:40
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When I first started traveling, it was all done painfully via phone. Today, trivially via app: air, hotel, rental, and taxi. #TheFuture2016-04-19 11:34:56
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If my Ubers start using driverless cars, I can avoid interacting with humans almost entirely! Bring on the robot overlords!2016-04-19 11:36:28
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When you take an Uber…do you get in the front or back seat? Apparently it’s weird that I get in the front seat. #TheMoreYouKnow2016-04-19 13:00:31
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…what have you heard? https://t.co/bXx5X2n5BI2016-04-19 21:25:21
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Having been unexpectedly away from the office for a week, I’m not even slightly looking forward to what I’m about to walk into…2016-04-20 09:57:28
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If you’re going to Chicago Code Camp, you should see @OakParkGirl’s talk. If you aren’t going, you should. https://t.co/Y5F0tRT7d92016-04-20 17:39:31
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Hahaha, please tell me y’all have seen this shit: https://t.co/5ll1HB5Plo Taxes simplified by someone who doesn’t understand taxes!2016-04-20 18:09:30
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We’ve all seen that Harriet Tubman is the face of the new $20, but check out the awesome changes to the $5 and $10! https://t.co/GPzYJd776K2016-04-21 10:27:56
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RT @AP: Native Americans celebrate removal of Andrew Jackson from front of $20 bill. Read why. https://t.co/Lk7MUtI3KJ https://t.co/SWuJlxH…2016-04-22 00:06:40
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Food for thought: the folks that claim that global warming is fake because of “the money” trust rich folks’ belief in capitalism. Curious.2016-04-22 13:31:54
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Creators: if you lead your rant with “the powers that be/government/etc don’t want you to know about this”, you come off as a crackpot.2016-04-22 14:59:41
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So, so very ordered… https://t.co/AHFb3Dj10K @AnnaKendrick47’s book, arriving in November.2016-04-26 11:51:34
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Hugo ballot is out…not many surprises. Oh, make no mistake, “certain people” are going to sell you a false narrative of surprised folk.2016-04-26 18:54:11
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If you “stuff the ballot” with things that were going to win anyway, you aren’t “clever” so much as “following well.”2016-04-26 18:55:12
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Likewise, if you focus your “stuffing” efforts to the least populated elections, it’s not a coup so much as tilting at flimsy windmills.2016-04-26 18:55:55
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The bottom line for the Hugos remains: some good shit made it, some bad shit made it, arguments about which is which will ensue. Like usual.2016-04-26 18:56:36
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If Vox Day wanted Chick Tingle’s Hugo nom to be the thing the community derides, he should have made sure his work was as good as Chuck’s.2016-04-27 10:29:08
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Meanwhile, Chuck is being welcomed and folks are pointing out Vox’s “best editing” resulting in duplicate chapters. Keep teeing them up Vox.2016-04-27 10:30:51
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Make decisions to alleviate “decision debt” https://t.co/gcqZ2CQJio2016-04-27 15:01:25
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Very well stated Hugo post. https://t.co/IXdURmplj9 I couldn’t agree more.2016-04-27 17:28:24
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Replace “virtue signaling” with the more accurate “being a decent human” in your criticism for more clarity, people! https://t.co/vLXOxcyPvA2016-04-28 12:07:17
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The soundtracks for today are Syd Matters’ “Brotherocean” and Soundgarden’s “Badmotorfinger”…50% chance of rage, 50% chance of a nap…2016-04-28 12:15:13
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Penguicon starts tomorrow (or today, if you’re going to be at the GoH dinner and pregame festivities). Who an I going to see out there?2016-04-28 12:27:07
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RT @eacarlson: “Applications are living things. They grow and evolve, and they should be able to change without breaking.” -@RedQueenCoder…2016-04-29 14:54:41
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I can’t find the rest of y’all…but @PaulDelaurier @lanaek @dsojda @ecstrato … https://t.co/KESJYx4Xvv2016-04-29 15:36:10
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Penguicon Facts: is not actually hotter than the surface of the sun in the hotel, but metal jewelry does bear a melting risk… #pcon2016-04-29 22:51:23
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RT @ranti: #Penguicon among other things that are new: official accessibility staff, official medical staff, a room for those who just want…2016-04-29 22:55:14
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Fair warning, my social media is liable to be pretty #Penguicon spammy this weekend. Be advised… #pcon2016-04-29 22:56:43
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This year, I’m attending panels at #Penguicon! First up, “When Being ‘On’ is What People Expect”! #pcon2016-04-29 22:58:07
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“There is the performative aspect of being expected to always have an opinion on stuff”-@MarkDoesStuff reliably exhausting!2016-04-29 23:07:06
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Lmfao! https://t.co/tpW4ohOYjO2016-04-29 23:09:07
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RT @lanaek: Leadership is not being a hero, it is about making your team heroes, methodically and continually. #Penguicon2016-04-29 23:58:59
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The “being on” panel was good…it meandered from off-topic to on-topic and back, but was still very interesting! #pcon #Penguicon2016-04-30 00:01:32
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Now for “So You Want to Write Video Games” because maybe I do, you don’t know me! #pcon #Penguicon2016-04-30 00:02:07
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Placing the “speed dating” panel right next door to a 2 person panel is a bold move, Cotton, let’s see how that works out! #pcon #Penguicon2016-04-30 00:06:07
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Spoiler alert…it’s not working out well… #pcon #Penguicon https://t.co/Iahv6cCgwK2016-04-30 00:09:22
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Everyone keeps getting free because there’s nowhere near enough time to purposely apply duct tape…zip ties! https://t.co/eUxvr8imkO2016-04-30 00:14:39
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#Penguicon fact: those carpeted runways between rooms are called “hallways”, blocking them is widely considered a bad idea. #pcon2016-04-30 00:47:04
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New rule: @scalzi needs to set the rules for panel questions at all panels. That was an insanely well organized set of questions. #pcon2016-04-30 00:51:50
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I’ve heard…from a friend…that there are mixed results… https://t.co/oE66do0V0q2016-04-30 01:01:13
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Time now, for restaurant con! #Penguicon #pcon2016-04-30 01:02:00
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RT @lanaek: @jer_ because a hungry Jer is a dick… Or some hear it told.2016-04-30 01:16:12
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Excellent day 1! Hung with friends, was visited by former coworkers I missed more than I knew, and saw great panels. #Success #Penguicon2016-04-30 04:17:41
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I also got the sweetest thank you for the things I have done for my con folk. It completely made my night. #Penguicon #MightHaveBlushed2016-04-30 04:22:25
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For real, though, vols, concom, and staff: never forget that your efforts create this thing we love. Your impact is tremendous! #Penguicon2016-04-30 04:27:45
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#Penguicon Fact: At con, 6am is some bullshit and should be avoided. 7am can be given a miss as well. Single-digit times can suck it!2016-04-30 10:58:13
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RT @SimoneGiertz: Yes I think bed covers keep girls out of tech. Together w 1000 other small nudges we give kids as to what they should/sho…2016-04-30 11:14:16
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RT @SlaunchaMan: Another conference announced in the ecosystem with no CFP, speakers ready to go on day 1. How are we ever going to get n…2016-04-30 11:22:28
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RT @jer_isadick: The Mystery Location on the schedule is my pants. #Penguicon2016-04-30 11:24:28
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Okay, time to clean up and forage for food…sleep is clearly over…breakfast buffet, here I come! #Penguicon2016-04-30 11:25:49
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Upside to the first panel slot of the AM: doing last minute setup in an empty room. Tech Management panel Algonquin A, 10am! #Penguicon2016-04-30 13:38:09
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The downside is likely to be: who attends a 10am panel? We should be able to take lots of questions, I’m guessing. #Penguicon2016-04-30 13:39:42
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Doh, it was Algonquin D! https://t.co/9wXmBVIej02016-04-30 15:01:00
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Now for “The Return of the Mary Sue”…I’ve been really looking for to this! #Penguicon2016-04-30 15:03:59
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The mgmt panel went great; I wish we had more time. Already we have ideas for future panels to drive the conversation forward! #Penguicon2016-04-30 15:07:11
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The N.E.U.T. crew are crazy good at clothespin tag! (or I’m impossibly oblivious) #Penguicon https://t.co/LuuX4XOmLi2016-04-30 15:11:05
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RT @cypheroftyr: People who are competent are the best. @annlemay #Penguicon #ReturnOfTheMarySue panel2016-04-30 15:11:46
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The 2nd time love was given to writers of fanfic here, this time by @ann_leckie. I love seeing it celebrated, not disparaged. #Penguicon2016-04-30 15:14:19
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On Finn and Rey’s post-escape celebration: “when have we seen a man and woman respect each other that way before” -@annlemay2016-04-30 15:24:17
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Holy shit, DO NOT be the guy sitting in the Mary Sue panel mansplaining how it happens to dudes too…what…the…fuck! #Penguicon2016-04-30 15:37:11
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The “Mary Sue” panel was amazing. Standing room only, and I would have sat through another hour of it! #Penguicon2016-04-30 15:52:16
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I just passed Mr. Tumnus while trying to find the #Penguicon Board meeting; we will not be offended if you don’t visit us in Narnia!!2016-04-30 16:35:39
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Am I even in the same hotel? Was that a moose? What’s with the dudes in red coats? Why does everyone keep saying “eh?” #Penguicon2016-04-30 16:40:40
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Finished the board meeting, now catching the “Where Did the Heroes Go” panel. #Penguicon2016-04-30 18:08:17
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Spare me from folks interrupting a productive conversation to show off their knowledge of useless, off-topic trivia. #Penguicon2016-04-30 18:24:38
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I’m loving @ssternberg’s take on heroes and the way he’s keeping panelists’ feet to the fire. Excellent thoughts! #Penguicon2016-04-30 18:36:09
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RT @lanaek: I haven’t seen a post from @jer_ in hours… He might be dead.2016-04-30 20:50:43
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These raptors are making my day! #Penguicon https://t.co/RQrUrzo5UO2016-04-30 21:17:45
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Dinner has been achieved, and thus sated, I return to the bar for coffee and conversation (but mostly coffee) #Penguicon2016-04-30 23:45:57
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Check out the article on us in the Free Press! https://t.co/u5miHNFenQ #Penguicon2016-04-30 23:48:51
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The dick is right! https://t.co/eJmCCYeuPG2016-04-30 23:49:20
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It is breakfast time, #Penguicon people!2016-05-01 12:59:17
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Alas, for a variety of reasons, @BaDawnKDonk and I will be unable to do our 2pm talk today. Sorry folks! #Penguicon2016-05-01 15:32:53
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RT @jer_isadick: The #Penguicon room party scene on Sunday night sucks dick.2016-05-02 09:00:48
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RT @Alairthephoenix: Congrats to @Cylithria who is the conchair for 2017! Also next year will be our 15th year!! #penguicon2016-05-02 09:07:02
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Gout has returned with a vengeance…add that to my normal post-event wreckage and today is not stellar… 2016 is ruined?2016-05-02 10:52:27
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RT @catvalente: I wish I saw discussion of the Gary Stu-ness of Jon Snow anywhere near as often as I see wringing of hands over the Mary Su…2016-05-02 18:55:02
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I’m really bummed that @kalamazoox and @Penguicon fell on the same weekend this year; but it sounds like X was amazing! Hopefully next year!2016-05-02 19:00:15
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The audio from @digitaldawn and my talk this weekend: https://t.co/g0ems7HXag2016-05-03 16:17:24
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RT @jer_isadick: Still at #Penguicon, very few panels, can’t find Ops anywhere, and the costumes are terrible.2016-05-03 22:39:35
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So it’s settled then, we really do live in the darkest timeline?2016-05-04 09:56:20
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Oh shit, a terrifying thought that sounds too true for comfort… https://t.co/WKdHSkkTL62016-05-04 13:06:39
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We talked about decision debt, but how do you become more decisive? Better decision triage: https://t.co/0enI1n1I5s2016-05-04 15:09:54
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This looks amazing. I want to do this. Ger needs a job that doesn’t require her to go in! https://t.co/7mohaKE8Ar2016-05-04 22:37:46
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Not a good day…here’s hoping the week picks up…2016-05-05 00:27:57
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Holy shit, tiny little hands run in @therealdonaldtrump’s family… https://t.co/pTPYU3lptQ2016-05-05 02:01:36
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RT @brockwilbur: not big on celeb culture stuff but this is just heartbreaking https://t.co/D0N1zofsTL2016-05-05 02:03:49
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Irony: people supporting Congress’ refusal to work while being paid and complaining about teachers’ refusal to teach due to NOT getting paid2016-05-05 10:35:22
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And every twat that sends a message about “the people getting to choose” gets blocked; I don’t take messages from 3rd graders.2016-05-05 10:36:39
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RT @ivan_hernandez: I’m proBernie but would vote Hillary as I am a one issue voter and that issue is not opening the seventh seal and usher…2016-05-06 11:44:15
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.@scalzi @rachelswirsky my entire life is an elaborate Xanatos Gambit. I’m definitely winning; the explanation is too confusing for you tho.2016-05-06 11:49:15
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It’s international Tell Your Crush day. Ladies and folks that identify as ladies, there’s like a 99.9% chance I have a crush on you!2016-05-07 18:32:24
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If you don’t identify as fem, there’s still a good chance I have a crush on you, if Ryan Reynolds, Alan Tudyk, and others are any indication2016-05-07 18:34:04
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Captain America: Civil War was fantastic. One of my favorite of the Marvel movies; one of my favorite movies of the year. Worth a watch.2016-05-07 18:44:22
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That’s okay, just lay right on my head. https://t.co/b7eG8MYpw32016-05-08 00:45:49
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Of *course* this was a flight to Syracuse. https://t.co/uDjoghz4Wc All joking aside, the ignorant hysteria is getting old…2016-05-08 13:41:16
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RT @choochoobear: It’s weird. I’m pretty much a selfish pig of an asshole and more and more I find myself being a voice of reason.2016-05-09 02:00:24
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Correct: I don’t mind us all paying a little more tax so more of us can have the privileges you and I have had. https://t.co/haAguSiLEx2016-05-09 12:14:30
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That’s so cute! *head pat* Yes, fire, roads, police, military…all should be done through charitable donations too! https://t.co/0eAAQx95ib2016-05-09 12:59:13
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Totally! I mean, look how well the free market has worked! Clearly unfettered business interests are the answer! https://t.co/PBpVwtOHFB2016-05-09 13:17:10
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Everyone knows, the free, unfettered market has improved workers rights, the environment, customer health, etc!! https://t.co/PBpVwtOHFB2016-05-09 13:18:30
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It’s obscenely beautiful, Bottle of Smoke Press did a gorgeous job with @ambertamblyn’s book! https://t.co/rGB8HRr5mq2016-05-09 21:19:53
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I seem condescending when I respond to the “taxation=theft” folks? It is condescending! I’m not prepared to undo that level of ignorance.2016-05-09 21:51:01
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I’m not wasting my time teaching folks who have ignored the free market’s repeated failures. They missed reality, what hope do tweets have?2016-05-09 21:52:19
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Taxation=theft, takers, welfare queens, go get a better job, etc. These are childish notions. If you bring them, you get treated as such.2016-05-09 21:53:43
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Final thought: spare me the slippery-slope and strawman arguments you’re furiously typing. Your arguing will suck as much as your “politics”2016-05-09 21:55:11
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Thoughts on layoffs and those left behind: https://t.co/4vOXyRByLR2016-05-11 15:01:12
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I want a unicorn to ride to work and a blow job fairy, while we’re listing unworkable fairy tales. https://t.co/vKfNhL4JDd2016-05-11 21:00:31
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RT @searls: Truth bomb about conference CFPs: who’s giving the talk usually matters more than what they’re talking about.2016-05-11 22:24:20
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From earlier today, drinking my lunch…Soylent and water! https://t.co/Ydk7PNSdPM2016-05-12 01:05:07
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The team amidst a late night launch! https://t.co/nCI5TJPbRz2016-05-13 07:25:10
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I was going to watch Game of Thrones, but I didn’t have $6M to pay…and I don’t “distribute costs” like a socialist #AntiSocialistLife2016-05-13 15:35:18
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RT @r00k: Beginner: I wrote 1,000 lines of code!
Intermediate: I deleted 1,000 lines of code!
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I won’t pay for the public roads,defense, etc that I will benefit from. Taxes are theft. Theft of services is NOT theft. #AntiSocialistLife2016-05-13 16:08:15
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Why should I pay for roads? They’re already sitting out there, duh! Nice try, socialists! #AntiSocialistLife2016-05-13 16:09:34
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I don’t have a kid, why should I pay for schools just so our civilization doesn’t collapse under the weight of ignorance? #AntiSocialistLife2016-05-13 16:10:21
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RT @eacarlson: If you’re prone to distraction, I’ve found the #pomodoro technique to be incredibly helpful in allowing me to focus & get th…2016-05-15 19:23:47
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Thankfully, Louis CK announced a MI date…so the fact that Chicago’s dates were all sold out is no longer the saddest part of my summer!2016-05-16 20:14:38
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Nothing like some flat-out terrible news right before bed to end any possibility of sleep.2016-05-17 02:42:55
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Holy shit, it’s like if Alanis Morissette and O”Henry had a baby… https://t.co/jtaJo2PkQV2016-05-17 02:57:01
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There’s a time and a place for strict Libertarianism. It’s college, when our naivete knows no bounds. At some point ya gotta grow up though.2016-05-18 00:40:32
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Qotd: “I was perusing Dicks yesterday”…followed by…”I was putting my hands in the pockets of all the shorts”2016-05-18 14:55:55
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Is your consultancy order-taking? Why let yourselves be the fast-food vendors of your industry? https://t.co/MbQKXRDG782016-05-18 15:09:13
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Super glad to be back out of the sun…perhaps I won’t end up ludicrously burned! https://t.co/sqN2sQJ38z2016-05-18 17:09:08
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RT @crebma: Psst! There are 33 tickets left for @selfconference this weekend! Get yours now! https://t.co/VQrrCxj7wz2016-05-18 23:44:31
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The @selfconference app just updated, that must mean today is the big day! Who else am I going to see at #SelfConf?2016-05-20 11:24:50
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It’s a HelloWorld/ePrize reunion at #SelfConf! It’s a small world in SE MI dev!2016-05-20 12:34:08
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Thank you so much @crebma for always doing so much great work to put @selfconference on! You are, as always, awesome :) #SelfConf2016-05-20 13:08:35
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First up, “Reproducibility” by @garybernhardt #selfconf2016-05-20 13:21:12
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Enable reproducibility by treating state changes as well defined, centralized functions (like git)…intuitive in hindsight… #SelfConf2016-05-20 13:43:46
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Next up, “Anatomy of a Good Pull Request” by @sgrif #selfconf2016-05-20 13:57:27
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“When you submit a pull request, it’s a sales pitch for your code” -@sgrif #selfconf2016-05-20 14:05:48
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“There is ‘free as in beer’ and ‘free as in free’ and pull requests are neither. A pull request is ‘free as in puppy'” -@sgrif #selfconf2016-05-20 14:20:09
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Those at #SelfConf… Be warned, MCC 3/4 signage really means MCC 3, MCC 4 is the next room! Still less confusing than git!2016-05-20 14:31:44
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Unsurprisingly, most tricky problems in our industry could be ameliorate by empathy! #SelfConf https://t.co/95OGjCjA1L2016-05-20 14:36:00
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I’m trying something new: I’m attempting paper and pen note taking fit the first time in probably 6+ years. It’s weird… #selfconf2016-05-20 14:37:11
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RT @Rhanasaurus: One of the of being a human from @sgrif “the key to all of this is empathy” #selfconf2016-05-20 14:37:27
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Next up… “Challenging and Democratizing Algorithm Development” by @lizmrush #selfconf2016-05-20 14:54:52
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Slow facial recognition + bad at names = lots of “HI…..YOU!!” well after people blow past waving. #SelfConf #AllConferences #Awkward2016-05-20 15:03:08
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I miss the twitter hashtag feed in the @selfconference app; which is weird, it’s one app away. How lazy am I? #selfconf2016-05-20 15:15:33
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Learning algorithms learn current reality, so they inadvertently REINFORCE current reality. #selfconf2016-05-20 15:21:53
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Learning algorithms should actively seek ways to disprove their own models to prevent over-fitting – @lizmrush #selfconf2016-05-20 15:23:13
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Algorithms/math are not natively “moral” or “right” or “fair”…they can be immoral or unfair by design or by learning… #selfconf2016-05-20 15:29:09
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Is it inherently moral or right to promote a biased news “bubble” based on news you’ve “liked”? #selfconf2016-05-20 15:30:49
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Agreed…I think we recognize it in human learning though, and affix mystical properties to machine learning. https://t.co/Mg50eLk2u72016-05-20 15:32:20
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Hrmm…Holy shit am I guilty in several of these that didn’t occur to me… #SelfConf https://t.co/2wB9h9NkbI2016-05-20 15:36:23
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RT @_chelseybaker: .@crebma sure puts on a solid conference #selfconf2016-05-20 15:59:10
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Looking forward to this one… https://t.co/1ElktLNuYe2016-05-20 16:12:48
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Awesome lunch-time conversation and now @magnusstahre talks about git! #SelfConf2016-05-20 17:05:32
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RT @schmonz: Not livetweeting @magnusstahre because I’ll miss stuff if I do. 2 fast 2 furious. #selfconf2016-05-20 17:21:49
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Hrmmmm…… https://t.co/6YcozXBqy32016-05-20 17:31:58
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I just learned easily a half dozen git commands I didn’t even know existed in @magnusstahre’s session! #SelfConf2016-05-20 17:43:21
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One year ago, @onealexharms took us through a guided meditation and I vowed to meditate. I didn’t. We just it again, and I make the same vow2016-05-20 18:09:43
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I enjoy how I feel after guided meditation, then decide that feeling good isn’t sufficient reason to make the time for it. Not wise.2016-05-20 18:11:06
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A thought that blew my mind: Feedback should be an attempt to help the recipient reach THEIR GOALS. -@onealexharms #selfconf2016-05-20 18:22:39
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RT @JeffHoover: Feedback, can be given without offering a solution. Via @onealexharms #selfconf https://t.co/ZgHTDhYmIc2016-05-20 18:32:14
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RT @mudetroit: If I have to come up with a solution myself it’s often simple and probably useless. @onealexharms #selfconf2016-05-20 18:32:25
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I feel like most of my successful feedback sessions have been luck…but now I have tools to be lucky mindfully and more often #selfconf2016-05-20 18:42:44
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Now, “Becoming Less Horrible at Diversity”…I need help! We all need help! #selfconf2016-05-20 19:01:52
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More mind blown-ness: Hiring diverse developers from other companies doesn’t improve industry diversity. Support intro programs #SelfConf2016-05-20 19:38:25
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Chalk the last one up to “things that should have been obvious, but somehow weren’t”…thanks for the lesson @testdouble! #SelfConf2016-05-20 19:40:14
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Time for a TDD Walk-through! https://t.co/FOESjHfbQn2016-05-20 20:01:09
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RT @magnusstahre: Slides for my git gone wild talk at #selfconf https://t.co/o2dGyOl4wI2016-05-20 20:01:23
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RT @geekygirlsarah: TIL turn on mirroring for presentations on Macs with Cmd+F1. The things you learn at lightning talks! #selfconf2016-05-21 01:56:20
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I’ve found coffee* at the casino, day 2 of @selfconference has begun! #SelfConf
* They literally gave it to me, I’m no hero…
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Some thoughts about @selfconference as we get ready for day 2… https://t.co/wNuouzxi6j #SelfConf2016-05-21 12:45:23
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Many of the biggest assholes I know are *nice*. Nice can be a mask you wear while you position for attack. https://t.co/c6QfBmBETF2016-05-21 13:31:12
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RT @lgdean: “Nice comes from a place of fear. Nice is a people pleaser. Nice eventually becomes resentful.” @kytrinyx #selfconf2016-05-21 13:31:46
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RT @krames12: ‘Nice is bending over backwards. Nice is a doormat’ – @kytrinyx #selfconf2016-05-21 13:31:51
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RT @krames12: “People ask, ‘How do you do it all?’ I…don’t. Something always suffers” – @kytrinyx #selfconf2016-05-21 13:44:24
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At my most productive–when I’m spinning the most plates–I’m also dropping the most plates. Busy doesn’t scale. https://t.co/geYiO6bXxm2016-05-21 13:47:05
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RT @geekygirlsarah: Wow: “Until the 1940s,the word ‘priorities’ didn’t have a plural form.” @kytrinyx #selfconf2016-05-21 13:47:53
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Started my day with @kytrinyx’s “The Bait and Switch of Open Source”, now for “Programming for Human Interaction” by @feministy #selfconf2016-05-21 14:04:02
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This seems obvious, but often isn’t…45m or 50m talks give time for organizing your thoughts before the next session. Well done #selfconf2016-05-21 14:52:13
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RT @selfconference: At least a minute of @deaniusaur’s “Has Anybody Seen This Code” from last night! #selfconf https://t.co/tj2sN0UaPq2016-05-21 14:52:54
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A speaker just issued personal invites to his talk. What a genius idea…I’m not sure I have the self-esteem to pull it off! #selfconf2016-05-21 15:00:43
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Oh god, I am a giant, messy bundle of neurosis and self doubt…something like 90% of my “outgoing” nature is a sham https://t.co/CFHPuQf6fu2016-05-21 15:07:01
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It’s weird to hear of a perception of me as self confident, as I suffer from crazy imposter syndrome and constantly wait to be caught out!2016-05-21 15:08:28
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“Seek value fit over culture fit” -@caseywest… What’s important to us is a better ‘fit’ indicator than what we both like. #selfconf2016-05-21 15:17:58
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“You’re either building an inclusive culture or you’re losing to someone who is” -@caseywest…evolutionary theory of culture fit! #selfconf2016-05-21 15:30:34
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Inclusivity begins with the recognition that you aren’t (and your experience isn’t) always right (badly paraphrasing @CoralineAda) #selfconf2016-05-21 15:38:29
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RT @leeone1: Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. #selfconf2016-05-21 16:39:45
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Got a ton out of @caseywest’s “Redefining Culture Fit” and I’m looking forward to @catehstn’s “Things I’ve Learned About Colour” #selfconf2016-05-21 16:44:43
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RT @schmonz: “My manager believed that by not giving me positive feedback he was training me not to need it.” —@catehstn #SelfConf2016-05-21 17:06:04
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“There are 6 causes of burnout, only 1 of them is overwork” -@catehstn This gets me right in the gut… #SelfConf https://t.co/raxljNph2E2016-05-21 17:10:10
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RT @pwnela: “Are you doing stuff that you could just like, not do?” – @catehstn #selfconf
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RT @schmonz: Attn: #selfconf https://t.co/ahXB5LhjtB2016-05-21 17:16:59
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RT @feministy: “what if you expected more from your side projects than your job?” @catehstn #selfconf2016-05-21 17:17:28
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I am loving how often my industry’s “meritocracy” is being called out. There…is…no…fucking…meritocracy! Full stop. #selfconf2016-05-21 17:20:02
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Be wary of people defending or industry’s “meritocracy,” they are benefiting from its absence either knowingly or unknowingly. #selfconf2016-05-21 17:21:38
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nb. I say this as a former defender of our “meritocracy” who benefitted from its lack. The evidence that I was wrong is obvious. #SelfConf2016-05-21 17:30:39
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A 45-minute talk made me tear up 4 times. Gut-level honest delivered with vulnerability and insight. @catehstn rocked #SelfConf!2016-05-21 17:43:29
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RT @factologist: On a healthy coworker relationship: “They question my ideas, but not my competence.” @catehstn #selfconf2016-05-21 17:44:22
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Now “Frameworks for Feedback” by @rmillerwebster… I want better, more accessible, and more useful feedback! #SelfConf2016-05-21 18:02:48
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Pre-feedback: expectation setting and plan sets the tone for feedback during! #selfconf2016-05-21 18:10:13
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RT @feministy: “values that are not lived are not values” @CoralineAda #selfconf2016-05-21 18:10:26
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People want to be heard. That’s a important as fixing what they’re asking. -@rmillerwebster #selfconf2016-05-21 18:21:46
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RT @alison985: Cut “always” from your vocabulary for feedback. #selfconf2016-05-21 18:25:30
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The problem was real! Filled notebook pages, didn’t get much time to tweet! https://t.co/TSIIyJxr6T2016-05-21 18:47:55
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Now for my most needed session, “Estimates that Don’t Suck” by @nellshamrell #selfconf2016-05-21 18:50:22
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RT @BaseCase: My brain is full but there are still two more talk slots @_@ #selfconf2016-05-21 18:52:45
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“Estimates based on hope are not based on truth, and an estimate’s value is tied to the truth right now” -@nellshamrell #selfconf2016-05-21 19:08:11
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“By asking you to make a commitment without enough information, they’re asking you to lie.” -@nellshamrell #selfconf2016-05-21 19:12:45
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“In asking you to lie, they’re being unprofessional.” -@nellshamrell…Holy shit yes! #selfconf2016-05-21 19:13:29
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Couldn’t attend #SelfConf? Couldn’t see @catehstn’s amazing talk? This can help with the broad strokes… https://t.co/OvKQGlWwhd2016-05-21 19:16:58
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RT @geekygirlsarah: Tech tasks should only describe tasks, not implementations.Ex: create models,create tables,research auth solutions.. @n…2016-05-21 19:21:55
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“Can every task be estimated? NO” -@nellshamrell…for real, anything with dependencies are right out! #selfconf2016-05-21 19:24:40
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Finishing out my conference day with @sdboyer’s “Package Management as Harm Reduction” #SelfConf2016-05-21 19:53:22
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RT @mokai77: I work incredible hours but haven’t yet burnt out. Community (reward!), values, fairness in spades. https://t.co/kgg8DcOHW52016-05-21 20:19:35
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My new favorite big-O notation courtesy of @sdboyer: O(shit) #SelfConf2016-05-21 20:27:47
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7. TOO MUCH FIRE! https://t.co/7CcrFdrxR5
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I tweeted a slide about burnout. It has been retweeted/liked ~400 times. Others did the same with similar results. Burnout problem much?2016-05-21 20:49:22
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I have been involved in running events at many levels for over a decade, and I’m amazed at the job @crebma did with #SelfConf this year!2016-05-21 20:57:04
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“We are grateful to us for having spoken” -@onealexharms saying the truest thing that’s ever been said #SelfConf2016-05-21 21:22:34
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The most popular thing I’ve ever done is quote somebody smarter than I. There’s a lesson in here somewhere… https://t.co/ncPDFMVT272016-05-22 11:51:39
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Yeah, if it’s not painfully obvious, I’ll never catch on… https://t.co/bUJax6SOe92016-05-22 11:54:23
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RT @geekygirlsarah: “Can every task be estimated? No. (Feel free to quote me to your boss, manager, etc.)” @nellshamrell #selfconf2016-05-22 12:00:47
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Hey, @Windows … I just got an ad for office. How do I never fucking get ads from you again? Ever. Fucking ever. xoxo -fucking everybody2016-05-22 14:05:32
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Anybody I know an imzy member that would be willing to send me an invite? I’d like to check it out!2016-05-23 01:14:59
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This really is my favorite day ever! https://t.co/M6tKMzuJWh2016-05-23 18:09:51
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I keep checking Teddy Beale’s blog to see if he’s mentioned Tingle taking over https://t.co/clCUewlv6c. I want to know how this is his plan!2016-05-24 01:05:17
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RT @BridgetPhetasy: Had he known what I was going to do with my freedom, I don’t think my grandpa would have fought so hard in the war.2016-05-25 11:24:23
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RT @rmillerwebster: @kwugirl it is my firm belief that all good developers go thru a phase where they are like “design pattern ALL the thin…2016-05-25 12:33:33
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This week has been one of continual yak shaving. Very unproductive, very unsatisfying…2016-05-25 13:45:03
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RT @actioncookbook: USERS: you’re alienating the people who actually use your product
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RT @ChuckTingle: my story will have TWO WARNINGS in Hugo Awards packet, one for explicit content and one for spelling. Thank you. https://t…2016-05-26 02:35:55
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Boardgame night #1 went great! “Codenames” was a blast…looking forward to next time. (No, it didn’t just end…I woke for no reason!)2016-05-26 06:19:41
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RT @TheAnarCHris: Apparently someone called Stone Cold Steve Austin an SJW, and the results are AMAZING https://t.co/voHUeV4LOU2016-05-26 11:13:02
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Finally, a nice day for kayaking that I don’t have to work during! ❤️2016-05-30 12:21:49
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These are a thing that exist!? https://t.co/QkCeJEVYFf2016-05-30 20:12:20
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In the pantheon of first world problems, the lack of energy I feel has to be up there… https://t.co/uAOM9RFlQ32016-06-01 15:12:17
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RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: I have to show my ID when I buy allergy meds. I can only buy so much because people make meth with it. But I can buy a…2016-06-03 11:19:41
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There is only one reasonable end to a week this shitty… https://t.co/HfnylC1T1D2016-06-03 22:45:38
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I’m not sure what’s happening here, but it’s haunting me… https://t.co/ScH6gdRdQF2016-06-04 11:02:54
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He reminds me so much of Russ Hanneman…”I got 3 nannies suing me right now. 1 of them for no reason” https://t.co/euja2YeNNG2016-06-04 11:27:22
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Oh, @piersmorgan, you sweet, ignorant little boy! Speaking out about racial inequality isn’t “racist”. https://t.co/eFG4gVxYx02016-06-06 11:04:02
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RT @BuzzFeed: Here Is The Powerful Letter The Stanford Victim Read Aloud To Her Attacker https://t.co/Q8Vf029Sjz https://t.co/9teeqZoPZ52016-06-06 11:22:35
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RT @doctorow: Brock Turner’s actual booking photo from the night of his arrest
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You hear that, all of the attacks to date were legit…but starting *NOW*, in the summer of 2016, it’s unacceptable. https://t.co/h9M3iTYY662016-06-07 18:43:52
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Estimate are not commitments, stop treating them as such! https://t.co/QbJTtP3XoG2016-06-08 15:12:07
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Can’t wait to play with this after playing with jasmine-node for the past few weeks!! https://t.co/oYWGoq6jGE2016-06-08 16:57:10
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I feel like 80% of my blog is just randomly assembled rants about software development…useful? Probably not. Cathartic? Sure!2016-06-08 17:31:02
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That’s a pretty solid ratio, in the grand scheme of things…! https://t.co/WT43dX7RFw2016-06-08 19:29:43
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Videos of you reading from a teleprompter juxtaposed with clips of you mocking Clinton for teleprompter use? https://t.co/e53KAzK4rz2016-06-08 21:43:25
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How much too much caffeine did I have tonight? It’s 400am and I’ve taken 3 brief naps so far this evening! #ExcellentPlanner2016-06-09 08:14:58
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Saying that Trump is destroying the GOP is like saying the victim that escaped to the police destroyed Dahmer. Revealed is more accurate.2016-06-09 08:26:18
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* Estimates are always wrong, fix them
* Here are better estimates
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RT @kalpenn: She wasn’t my primary pick either but can we just not be the cousin who flips over the monopoly board because someone else got…2016-06-09 16:04:38
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My wife just put ketchup on a sausage, pepper, and onion sandwich. That’s all it will say on our divorce decree…2016-06-09 21:08:16
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RT @shawnp0wers: @jer_ Maybe it was Sriracha in a mislabeled bottle. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET IT BE A MISLABELED BOTTLE.2016-06-09 21:17:59
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RT @janie: don’t change your avatar, change your SENATOR2016-06-13 20:51:07
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Disgusted by asshats posting stupid defenses of their misinterpretation of the 2nd amendment while sporting a rainbow avatar. Sacks of shit.2016-06-14 00:49:41
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Listen, if you’re so scared of life that only carrying guns makes you feel safe, grow up. You aren’t gonna be the hero of some action flick!2016-06-14 00:55:42
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“This guy, this asshole who murdered 49 people in Orlando? That guy? That guy was as American as it comes.” https://t.co/38lsExI8EA2016-06-14 22:11:29
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RT @Stareagle: We have one. It is engraved onto a statue in New York City. I’m surprised he’s never heard of it. https://t.co/oYNRSdngTX2016-06-14 22:37:41
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For all of you splitting hairs about what is an “assault weapon”, there’s been an accepted definition for more than 20 years. Look it up.2016-06-15 11:26:19
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On a similar note: “assault weapon” and “assault rifle” have very different definitions. The former was used in Orlando, not the latter.2016-06-15 11:41:14
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“…we overburden ourselves and frustrate our teams. Frustrated teams are not high performing teams.” https://t.co/jaUNsMWtww2016-06-15 12:20:22
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I try to stay out of vaccine arguments, but sometimes… https://t.co/oWgfrzQSk22016-06-15 15:25:23
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If you can’t differentiate between a tragic military action at Wounded Knee and an armed civilian in a club, leave the talk to the grownups!2016-06-16 00:31:15
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RT @BlunderingIdiom: I don’t know why so many people are afraid of losing their guns. All I keep hearing is how easy they are to get illega…2016-06-16 08:16:30
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“…arm your support troops, so no matter where the enemy strikes, they meet resistance.” Larry Correia confusing armed citizens with troops2016-06-16 12:40:10
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Oof, work just gutted the dev practice and let go of a substantial number of people (myself included). Tough Thursday for many!2016-06-16 17:55:07
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.@JRRParker you’d better believe I don’t! https://t.co/4bYIbyCBEY2016-06-16 18:02:48
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To be clear, this isn’t much of a surprise for me, I started the month by stepping down from my position. It’s brutal for all others :(2016-06-16 18:08:58
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Tweets were becoming a terrible way to convey info about the layoffs. If only I had a blog… https://t.co/9SZ8Ofiv282016-06-16 18:42:59
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The next time someone trots out the “good guys with a gun stop crimes” statistic, point them here. They’re wrong: https://t.co/9m6DLHmD2Z2016-06-16 20:46:11
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I write TERRIBLE emails. In email, more than in any medium, the fact that I find myself very amusing shines through quite clearly! :)2016-06-16 22:52:31
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1st, thank all of you for the outpouring of well wishes, sympathy, job leads, and fun memories. I’ve responded to some, but thank you all!2016-06-17 01:32:56
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2nd, it’s been an interesting day. I’m sure the next several will be too. After a brief camping trip, it will be on to new adventures!2016-06-17 01:34:59
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Serendipitously, my day started with this song…it seems fitting to end with it as well. Things will be fine! https://t.co/Y6WYQubptm2016-06-17 01:40:15
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Sexy new front bumper is on the jeep! #FreeTime https://t.co/qP3Xc1nnS22016-06-17 13:13:51
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Things to be grateful for post layoff: I can’t get laid off again, I don’t have to explain to clients where their entire team went, naps :)2016-06-17 14:08:12
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I missed the most important thing to be grateful for! I don’t have to use a timecard system with a 90’s era interface. (Thanks Lana)2016-06-17 14:45:37
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Person posts flat-out lies about a candidate.
I post a link to corrected info.
They delete the comment.
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Make America safe again? “We” could begin by not promoting xenophobia, jingoism, nationalism, or hate crimes! “We” https://t.co/OVmojUfatX2016-06-18 23:39:22
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Achievement Unlocked: turn 4 trees and 16′ of fence into lumber using only a handsaw and irritation! #NotBillableTime2016-06-19 16:37:46
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It’s weird discussing guns with my friends on social media; there’s an even split between “pro” and “anti”; I’m pro “facts” / anti “emotion”2016-06-19 17:13:44
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That’s me! :) Some thoughts on being a leader during a layoff (how timely, eh?) https://t.co/loZ6huzbMY2016-06-20 16:10:58
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If you want to make a breakthrough… https://t.co/7zoyLC0hsA2016-06-21 10:00:42
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Reaching out to employees you laid off to ask them to help you with their projects (especially without offering compensation) is a dick move2016-06-21 13:12:31
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“Yeah, we can’t afford to keep you on staff, but we’re really hoping you’ll do the work still for free” — Mind-bogglingly stupid companies2016-06-21 13:13:26
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My bad, I forgot! https://t.co/ZBkxlYJPDB2016-06-21 13:14:52
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Not a bad Tuesday! #nonbillabletime https://t.co/9yfeO39QE22016-06-21 17:33:54
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I knew I forgot something while out paddling today…sunblock. It is fair to say that I’m more than a little red!2016-06-22 00:41:45
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Fuck it, I’m running for president in 2020. My slogan will be “All of you shut the fuck up, dipshits!” You’re welcome, America.2016-06-22 01:51:56
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I just need 100 of you to vote for me, and for each of the 100 to get 1,000,000 of their friends and family to vote for me, I’ve got this!2016-06-22 01:57:18
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On gun control: law abiding citizens can have all the guns they want, criminals can have all the ammo they want. Nobody gets firing pins.2016-06-22 02:01:03
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On gay rights: we gather all the Christians that are against this, give them the history lesson they missed in 5th grade, and move on.2016-06-22 02:02:42
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On politics: reintroduce the fairness doctrine and require that “infotainers” wear full clown or jester garb during all broadcasts.2016-06-22 02:05:13
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On government salaries: legislative and executive branches get minimum wage plus travel expenses. Minimum wage will be $200k/yr by 2021.2016-06-22 02:08:12
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On lobbies: totally allowed. Lobby monies go into a general fund to get distributed to all sitting members like tips at a Starbucks.2016-06-22 02:09:59
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Taxes: you can complain about how your taxes are spent, but only if you actually pay them and don’t receive subsidies/payments out of them2016-06-22 02:12:36
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Holy shit, if this is real (and I have no reason to doubt it is) this should be devastating to the HRC campaign https://t.co/mOzWanNsud2016-06-22 11:20:10
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How to properly value time, or “My Lawn Guys Aren’t Ripping Me Off”! https://t.co/XqUWQbEcvi2016-06-22 15:05:52
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Drinking some tea, getting ready for @agilesoftware’s DevOps session…I feel very hipster right now…2016-06-23 21:35:16
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Moving to a new laptop is the quickest way I can think of to find out which settings files you never back up. Hello iTerm 2! :O2016-06-23 21:37:50
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What the fuck did I tweet? https://t.co/9bABLNYfc62016-06-24 00:45:45
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Perfect timing for me, this goes in the queue https://t.co/YL6SmOKtQa2016-06-24 01:34:34
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I’ve had essentially no caffeine for several weeks. I had a hot tea and an iced tea this evening. I’ll be up forever now!2016-06-24 02:37:04
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Wow, this has been quite the year for fear mongering and rampant nationalism and bigotry in developed nations. Ill tidings, and all that…2016-06-24 05:51:35
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Every so often, for reasons unknown to me, my phone’s display switches from “sleep after 30 seconds” to “sleep after 30 minutes”. Subtle.2016-06-24 13:23:44
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If you prefix anything with “cuck”, you have just engaged the universal “I have nothing of value to say” signal. Thanks for the heads up.2016-06-25 11:19:29
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…unless you’re prefixing “olded” because you’re looking to get cuckolded, at which point, you be you! Good on ya!2016-06-25 11:20:55
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This is a really interesting read: Why Garbagemen Should Earn More Than Bankers. https://t.co/Q52BE7LS4e2016-06-25 21:35:46
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“The Last 5 Years” is fantastic if you’re into musicals. Like “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” in long form and brilliantly played.2016-06-25 23:03:43
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I can add a crush on Jeremy Jordan to my Anna Kendrick crush. Great voice, and really solid acting—he plays a difficult role so well…2016-06-25 23:04:47
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RT @housecor: Speaker tip: If you do enough thinking in advance, all your brain needs is a little list, and most of the speaking will take…2016-06-26 20:08:02
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Holy shit do I identify with this: https://t.co/lmKKhdJI0A It was so hard to identify as an addict for so unbelievably long.2016-06-26 20:24:23
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Yoshi and Bowser have been very clingy this week. Also, Yoshi looks life a demon here! https://t.co/djZJvesed22016-06-27 01:18:15
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RT @robdelaney: “Now I don’t know what this is, but I know I don’t like it.” https://t.co/kKNsub7jBN2016-06-28 10:41:32
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Saying that sex is good unless taken without consent is “…at best confusing, at worst profoundly incoherent.” https://t.co/JDACK61C5P WTF?2016-06-28 12:34:41
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It takes some serious mental gymnastics to say “people are acting slutty, that’s how rapes happen.” That’s some sociopath-apologist shit.2016-06-28 12:36:29
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There is a culture that promotes rape, but it’s not hookup culture. It’s a culture that still considers women property in need of guidance.2016-06-28 12:40:23
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We got a chance to see “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates”…I loved it, both @aglance_ and I laughed out loud repeatedly throughout.2016-06-29 01:06:34
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If you were thinking “I’d like to read some painfully self-absorbed pap, but @jer_ hasn’t posted yet,” here: https://t.co/vDNhMD8gwO2016-06-29 01:38:27
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“Behind the flushed cheeks, I sense the legacy of past wounds. Her hesitant visage betrays a silent plea…” was it “please stop writing”?2016-06-29 01:40:41
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“I had contemplated canceling [my trip to burning man while my wife struggles with hormone therapy]”…she’s better off without you, chief!2016-06-29 01:44:10
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“my heart erupts into urgency. All I can think: “…finally remembering your poor wife and her miscarriage?
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“It happens again: always a different and worthy woman.” At least the parade of women you cheat with are “worthy” or it would be awkward!2016-06-29 01:50:35
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“I grow closer to a particular woman, Mya. We speak in poetry and myth…” Oh my fucking god I couldn’t hate you more than I do…2016-06-29 01:53:23
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“I pleaded. ‘How could I have saved us?’ ” Well, not being a serially cheating narcissist that demanded an open marriage would be a start.2016-06-29 01:58:10
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“…she had wisely fled to the nearest, safest ship.” No. You picked her up, put her on a nearby ship, and were shocked that it sailed away.2016-06-29 02:00:25
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“At home, into the quiet evening, I craft a poem:”
Roses are red
You have no baby
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After that shit show, I need a palate cleanser. This is a gorgeous photo by @davehogg https://t.co/GLfEhAM4kU2016-06-29 02:14:52
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More posts migrated from my old blog, including an old favorite, exploding bees! https://t.co/YN3jhIS4UN2016-06-29 21:40:51
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RT @housecor: Status: Setting my phone for 30 minute “focus blocks”. The pomodoro technique just plain works.
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How to make more time as a developer, stop trying to learn every new framework: https://t.co/OALTY7BoiE2016-06-30 19:32:12
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Waiter at a restaurant shoves his hand forward toward mine and mutters something. As I shake his hand I realize he wants my plate. #Cringe2016-07-01 00:31:52
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A good guy with a gun stopped a shooting in SC! That makes it about 1:1100 against accidental shootings this year. Only about 1100 to go!2016-07-01 00:34:47
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RT @andrhia: LISTEN YOU ARE PRETTY OKAY AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF2016-07-01 08:04:42
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Me: O…okay. I’m pretty exhausted though…
My brain: that’s fine, be exhausted awake!
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Today was an excellent day. It was great to see much of the work gang again. I really miss those folks. Well worth a phone sacrifice! :)2016-07-02 07:36:50
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I was asked today, so a reminder: I don’t often check direct messages on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc. My email is listed on each! #li2016-07-02 08:23:01
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My phone took a beating while kayaking today, and possibly a long bath. It’s definitely not working. This is a tough time for me!2016-07-02 08:33:32
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As always, @DreamHost and @DreamHostCare come through with helpful and quick tech support. Love working with them!2016-07-02 17:10:45
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The comparisons to Hitler are obviously melodramatic hand-wringing, it’s not one he’s using antisemitic imag… Uhhh https://t.co/NU2xfAkctv2016-07-03 00:52:00
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Savage. True. Too soon! https://t.co/YZPKxaBKdg2016-07-03 17:28:13
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Staying up late and not drinking; it doesn’t seem fair to get the hangover anyway, does it?2016-07-03 18:14:22
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What I’ve most learned from Trump passing on more missives from white supremacists is how few Trump supporters know what an octagon is.2016-07-03 21:07:56
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Don’t bother arguing with the “it’s a sheriff’s badge” folks. They’re not confused, they’re denying. Thinly veiled deniability…2016-07-03 21:15:00
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I mentioned this to several people last night…but here is a DIY way to wrap your dog to possibly reduce anxiety: https://t.co/PnlyosEwmN2016-07-04 01:50:59
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I don’t know how I’ve been so lucky, but I’ve never had a dog that was freaked out by fireworks. Bowser and Yoshi are just chilling here…2016-07-04 03:26:11
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This is absolutely fantastic…and I continue to be impressed by what a great human @johncena is. #WeAreAmerica https://t.co/lYN7iRfGD72016-07-04 12:30:17
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Our home is situated where we can sort of see, but definitely hear, three different city fireworks displays. Very pretty, bad for sleep tho2016-07-05 02:16:04
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We have had fireworks visible/audible from our house for over 30 minutes so far. It’s sort of impressive!2016-07-05 02:19:13
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It’s hard to be upset about the noise. Many places, explosions outside are far more menacing than dumb neighbors burning their house down.2016-07-05 02:24:50
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It was recently pointed out that I am just over 650 twitter followers…I’m running out of time to figure out how to pin it at 666!2016-07-05 03:09:35
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RT @crebma: I’m looking for companies interested in sponsoring @relaxconf. If you know of any, let me know!! <32016-07-05 21:21:57
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RT @mattgutmanABC: An Open Letter to Jared Kushner who is the son-in-law of @realDonaldTrump From One of Your Jewish Employees https://t.c…2016-07-05 23:40:42
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Anybody have experience with the Warbonnet Blackbird? I lust after it so! https://t.co/dv2CiENsB82016-07-06 13:01:46
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At any given time, I have over a dozen draft blog posts that will never see the light of day because I wrote them, and now I hate them. :(2016-07-06 14:04:09
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Apparently, some folks are trying to make #HeterosexualPrideDay a thing? https://t.co/joGpXsTEQF2016-07-06 15:12:25
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I’m thinking about a 3-night kayak-camping trip down the Au Sable river; around 50miles all in. Who’s coming with me? ⛺⚓2016-07-06 15:29:13
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One of us doesn’t understand Christianity and the difference between labia and vagina. I don’t think it’s me… https://t.co/Ycnm8EpubK2016-07-06 21:39:00
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I’ve got a charmander and a rattatat, but now Pokémon Go wants me to walk around…deal breaker!2016-07-07 03:00:46
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Recent Docker for Mac update breaks something. Annoyed, I put it down until later. Today’s update fixed whatever it was. #LazyWin2016-07-07 18:31:31
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RT @MrChuckD: When government does NOT answer to the PEople, it’s thereby a Police State. A militia to serve the few not the many https://t…2016-07-07 21:18:15
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RT @jordansdiamonds: When a black man is murdered, the media shows us his mugshot. When whites kill, we’re shown their Instagram selfies. h…2016-07-07 23:36:40
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RT @iSmashFizzle: One of the most radical things white folks could do to end systemic racism is believe us when we tell them what it’s like…2016-07-08 01:04:51
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On light of tonight’s events, consider… https://t.co/1CnF3JVuNj2016-07-08 07:56:19
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My sleep schedule is just trashed…good morning, I guess?2016-07-08 08:22:16
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Every single interesting, fun, or cool thing I’ve done in my career… https://t.co/J1Lmxi9WM92016-07-08 09:51:13
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I couldn’t sleep, so I read. Finished “Behind the Beautiful Forevers” and read @Gwenda’s new book “Double Down”; both fantastic!2016-07-08 09:56:16
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RT @choochoobear: Can we please, please, PLEASE wait til info about the shooters & their motives is released before we play armchair crimin…2016-07-08 11:02:28
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Spent the morning pontificating about how to approach organizational problems; it’s basically my favorite hobby (that I also do for cash)2016-07-08 11:10:44
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Troubled by the #BlackLivesMatter movement? Give this a read: https://t.co/LuJuvj6r8w2016-07-08 13:04:25
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So we demand unrestricted access to guns, but one robot rolls up with a bomb and suddenly we’re all into risk assessment? Fuck off!2016-07-09 03:45:50
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I stand humbly corrected! https://t.co/3nXdejCNkk2016-07-09 03:48:44
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The people that bitch about “wasting” tax dollars feeding the hungry continue to throw buckets of cash at HRC investigations. Priorities!2016-07-09 10:01:46
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We might have talked about Pokemon too much at breakfast! :) https://t.co/5b1ByqkB5v https://t.co/ssL26bmU0h2016-07-09 13:53:31
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I remember getting travel advisories when going overseas; I never thought we’d be on the receiving end. https://t.co/Fa7x5CP6VW2016-07-10 00:04:16
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I can’t read anything by David Foster Wallace without immediately wishing I was brave enough to chuck everything and just write anything.2016-07-10 14:52:14
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I was wrong to think that the river would be quiet on a Sunday evening…but I got a nice paddle in anyway! https://t.co/lpTipEmy2m2016-07-11 01:12:20
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I get weird enjoyment out of watching the unread count for FB messenger messages climb and climb. My record is 52 before I cleared them.2016-07-12 15:26:42
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As I put together waypoints for an upcoming kayaking trip, I made a repository for the resulting GPX files: https://t.co/TItbxiMbLb2016-07-13 00:19:21
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I forgot what a solid soundtrack “Tank Girl” had. Bjork, Portishead, L7, Bush…great stuff…2016-07-13 13:32:56
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Is anybody else going to Ann Arbor’s Float Fest on Saturday? https://t.co/V0GxYpDxjX If so, look for me!2016-07-13 14:58:47
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I pinned this post for an announcement that will now never come. https://t.co/qtjz3w4Toi2016-07-13 15:05:46
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Kayak camping trip next week! If you’re in SE or mid Michigan and want to flop around on a boat for a bit… https://t.co/5qmydotlzN2016-07-13 15:53:43
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RT @codinghorror: If you don’t encourage your employees to speak freely in public about your company, you don’t trust your employees.2016-07-13 22:36:29
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Wow, the irony of this… https://t.co/XxVe7qlRJx2016-07-13 22:38:22
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He may not have the faintest clue how our government works, but at least he speaks his empty, empty mind! https://t.co/IsjanHE2om2016-07-13 23:12:14
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Women get death threats every day…that’s just business as usual. Now, suddenly LEOs have a way to stop it? Weird https://t.co/Z2US9KyJeM2016-07-14 00:46:20
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Every tweet that @realDonaldTrump begins with “If I’m elected president” should end with “in the wasteland I’ll rule with a tiny iron fist”2016-07-14 00:48:29
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Please somebody superimpose Trump’s terrible visage on the head of the “fist-pump-kid” meme for this! https://t.co/Ux8xiAZfVQ2016-07-14 00:50:06
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“If you want to change people’s minds, you need more than evidence. You need persistence.” My secret for success. https://t.co/DerYLs0RjY2016-07-14 12:55:23
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RT @leahfinnegan: .@caseyjohnston is annihilating the buzzFeed muscle man and i am just watching, it’s beautiful, cheers, thanks https://t.…2016-07-14 13:54:06
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Can we do the same with people that think of laws should come from Christianity, then? I don’t see a difference. https://t.co/vjlA9WPRJO2016-07-15 09:54:05
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How about, instead, every politician who has this little understanding of our Constitution is immediately fired? https://t.co/vjlA9WPRJO2016-07-15 10:01:39
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Say it with me folks: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF…”2016-07-15 10:10:06
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My twitter feed is like 80% shit they’ve thrown at me (ads, etc), 20% people I follow. I’ve been forced to view using lists only.2016-07-15 10:20:37
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.@twitter: I don’t need “while you were gone”, “people to follow”, “trending”, etc inserted into my feed. That’s what my feed does for me.2016-07-15 10:22:05
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Something in my home emits a faint, high-pitched whistling/warbling noise. @aglance_ claims she can’t hear it. I’m not losing it…it’s real2016-07-15 10:53:45
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I forgot that for an alarming number of Republicans, the Constitution starts in the middle of the 2nd amendment! https://t.co/3TLwNjMEM92016-07-15 10:56:05
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I think about this a lot. It is frustrating… https://t.co/XOV9OcdWGi2016-07-15 11:49:58
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A gorgeous day on the lake, and now a lovely night with my wife. Tomorrow, float-fest in Ann Arbor. Relaxing weekend!2016-07-16 01:13:04
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Had a really nice time at #a2floatfest! I was worried that it’d be crowded, but it was perfect. Photos to follow! https://t.co/bGhLFuGdGl2016-07-16 21:05:30
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RT @jpbrammer: People say my Twitter might be a problem for employers but I know a guy who tweets white supremacist memes and he’s running…2016-07-17 08:54:51
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So I have just learned of the thing that will hospitalize me this summer: Slip n’ Slide Kickball. Mini pools for bases, slippery base lines!2016-07-17 13:23:31
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‘That’s not to suggest that there is “open season” on young black gangbangers’ in a post suggesting exactly that: https://t.co/rRGiMThv5Y2016-07-17 13:55:04
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Please be true, please be true, please be true… https://t.co/ZdCrSMwQgU2016-07-17 16:02:47
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The way that Twitter automatically posts to Facebook has changed for the worse, hopefully IFTTT does a better job…2016-07-17 16:13:43
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Ghostbusters was fantastic! Go see it…nearly as great as the original, better than the sequel. Kate Mckinnon is my spirit animal…2016-07-17 20:53:45
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Hrmm, shit weather looks to be trying to interfere with my camping trip next weekend. Not a fan!2016-07-18 01:19:47
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That thunder was seriously impressive. Nicely done, nature! I’m indoors, though, so if it’s all the same to you, I’m going back to sleep..2016-07-18 07:48:39
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RT @HarlanCoben: Forget the politics. A fascinating look at what a ghostwriter does. https://t.co/fDujOYBEIE2016-07-18 13:24:57
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This is largely what I think of every time I hear the “he says what people are thinking” line… https://t.co/oOjKwa6oZY2016-07-18 22:06:14
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Holy…fucking…shit. GOP reps aren’t even trying to hide racism and religious bias… https://t.co/GNUPthUgHX2016-07-18 22:55:14
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RT @RachieBros: Hey Tweeters, send some love to @Lesdoggg! She’s had a long day filled with heinous abuse no one ever deserves to have to p…2016-07-19 00:44:36
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Wow, I guess you really do love her speeches! https://t.co/U3RWPdRmmi2016-07-19 07:50:24
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RT @AgileFortune: Letting stakeholders drop work directly into dev teams is basically inflicting a DDOS attack on flow… ^ @stevenborg https…2016-07-19 10:55:16
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All of my gear for 3 days and 2 nights traveling the river…plus a PFD & paddle! https://t.co/ewzMl3bWm2 https://t.co/LEmLsjkEIX2016-07-20 00:16:59
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So…much…this… https://t.co/tghs1PCLmh2016-07-20 00:28:38
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I really need to make a gear list describing all of the stuff in those bags…but every time I crack my gear, I just want to get out there!2016-07-20 00:31:01
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When customers eschew QA or UX, they are getting what they pay for, and that’s not good… https://t.co/VECRx1OAGX2016-07-20 15:04:24
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RT @davidcrosss: Let’s check back in in exactly two years (seriously) and find out if he’s right. Culture War clock begins…now! https://t…2016-07-20 18:51:59
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More publicity…than any speech…in the HISTORY of politics. Than any speech in all of politics; let that sink in. https://t.co/DKCJfQwl0s2016-07-20 18:54:47
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A quick test load to make sure I have all my gear and tie-downs…I’m ready to camp tomorr… https://t.co/k5nirMgBHT https://t.co/Xr2IOawk0f2016-07-20 20:46:56
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As a rule, if you ask “can we hop on a call” and don’t follow it with considerable information about the topic, the answer is simply “No.”2016-07-21 02:57:44
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All the way down the river, the question of the day has been, “think you’ll beat the storm… https://t.co/3ykd4DXzb8 https://t.co/WD3mX9mskV2016-07-21 17:06:30
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So, we all get that “I’m voting for Trump as the lesser of two evils” is code for “I’m voting for the racist, but can’t defend it” right?2016-07-24 07:05:53
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RT @avantgame: A Buddhist monk once gave me excellent advice: “If you’re having a bad day, imagine that you’re in a comedy, not a tragedy.”2016-07-24 07:14:28
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RT @whirringnoises: Hey folks! Please RT if you are above 20 and play Pokemon and/or think it’s acceptable to play Pokemon when you’re 20+.2016-07-24 12:09:55
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Yes! In any dysfunctional system, the first step most be providing transparency into the system in some way! https://t.co/8Fn0od7ete2016-07-24 14:44:44
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RT @jobot935: Saw this posted elsewhere and OMG JUST YES TO ALL OF IT! #Ghostbusters https://t.co/B7rb7gq1qg2016-07-24 15:08:56
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I’m amused by the number of folks equating “politics” and “rigging” the DNC. Promoting their “product” is fixed? TV ads must suck for you.2016-07-24 19:30:34
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I say this as someone who would have preferred Sanders, but make no mistake, the PURPOSE of the *NC is to push THEIR agenda, not yours.2016-07-24 19:31:32
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My willingness to watch misogynist gymnastics around electoral buffoonery has been exhausted. We get it, no chicks in charge! #JohnsonGate2016-07-25 22:24:35
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Finally got my Hugo votes in…it turns out when most of the material is actually readable, it takes longer to catchup! :)2016-07-26 13:45:22
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Translation: why aren’t the democrats employing fear and uncertainty as vote drivers? Better question, why are you? https://t.co/nTtZgLLbWa2016-07-26 13:53:59
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In the Venn diagram depicting those who actually read the leaked DNC emails and those whining about “cheating”, the circles barely touch.2016-07-26 15:48:54
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Holy shit, the Squirrel Nut Zippers are playing the Magic Bag in October!2016-07-26 17:03:31
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*sigh* I think anyone calling out rhetorical fallacies should learn them first…ESPECIALLY the oft misused strawman and ad hominem.2016-07-27 00:44:43
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If you think someone merely name calling is committing ad hominem, do some damned research. Likewise, made up facts aren’t a strawman.2016-07-27 00:47:11
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The results of my kayak/camping trip on the Au Sable river last week! https://t.co/BuPS0xrcL92016-07-27 15:02:45
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If you demanded Obama’s birth cert and are still gonna vote for Trump despite his refusal to release his tax info, your motives are clear.2016-07-27 15:05:04
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So Trump is legitimately asking for foreign countries to meddle in a US election. This is some presidential stuff! https://t.co/oiXHipsvsO2016-07-27 19:13:52
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If Russia or any other country or person has @realDonaldTrump’s tax returns, perhaps they should share them with US voters?! #RussiaListens2016-07-27 19:32:35
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So, I’m not saying that this is the best news I’ve gotten all year; but it IS the only hope of turning 2016 around: https://t.co/9vITmY1yJe2016-07-27 19:34:01
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Spider-yoshi does not live my new birthday present… Thanks Dawn and family! https://t.co/K0o2WfXFWj https://t.co/L5Yr5jsi1l2016-07-28 17:02:17
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Only a few minutes into @Penguicon veteran @ClayDowling’s and Jeeva Nadarajah’s session on refactoring legacy code and learning tons!2016-07-28 22:39:28
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RT @scalzi: This speech is a dagger through Trump’s cowardice and ignorance. https://t.co/Pdqn74PvY32016-07-29 02:04:02
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Hillary is delivering speech that is as much about hope and freedom from fear as Trump’s was about cowering in terror. So nice to hear.2016-07-29 02:43:24
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RT @maureenjohnson: To the men, I wish you knew…how it feels right now. No matter who you support. Just how this is, right now. #DemConve…2016-07-29 02:43:46
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RT @pattonoswalt: No, Hillary’s not a great public speaker. She’s a four-hours-of-sleep-a-night workhorse. Trump’s a shitty speaker & a zil…2016-07-29 02:52:44
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“When any barrier falls, it clears the way for everyone! When there are no ceilings, the sky’s the limit!”…fantastic2016-07-29 03:00:07
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“And…I believe in science” followed by a chuckle. So….fucking…good…2016-07-29 03:05:08
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Almost as powerful as the speech itself is seeing the impact her nomination has had on the women I follow on social media. ❤️2016-07-29 03:18:02
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“A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man who should be in charge of nuclear weapons”…the math checks out…2016-07-29 03:19:50
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This guy legit dropped a “smile” on Clinton. He’s trying to solo a misogyny bingo card. Bold strategy, Cotton… https://t.co/kkBKhPtXk32016-07-29 03:26:22
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RT @mcuban: I want to see a video of the people playing keep away with @realDonaldTrump’s phone to keep him from tweeting2016-07-29 03:27:14
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I hope they plan on selling the DNC soundtrack at Starbucks…I’m all over it.2016-07-29 03:30:45
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It’s been too easy to follow the GOP’s lead into cynicism and resignation. The DNC has been a reminder that there is considerable hope.2016-07-29 03:35:04
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RT @kelly_erin: Kind of amazing that we’re watching a female presidential nominee argue that her male opponent is too hysterical & emotiona…2016-07-29 03:39:50
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Okay, I’m gonna go to bed now, so I can wake up bright and early tomorrow to find that everything is the worst again…2016-07-29 03:41:04
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How does it compare to your military record? https://t.co/6ymD6X4yo52016-07-29 22:46:30
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So necessary…I’m looking forward to seeing this grow! https://t.co/3bf2BgkafT2016-07-31 18:16:09
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I got mine in, did you get yours in? https://t.co/dNDyEyjOJo2016-07-31 18:17:49
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Sadly, Corgan is more of a piece of shit than back in their heyday, and that’s quite a feat. No thanks https://t.co/IbXaJPglTP2016-07-31 22:15:02
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I feel like this is a trick question…are you looking for “build a wall”? It does seem to be your go-to answer… https://t.co/P6FMhlKPa82016-08-01 01:16:13
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Michigan folks, don’t forget tomorrow’s state primaries. https://t.co/erSof6UEYI If you are upset about 3rd party viability, vote!2016-08-01 23:12:37
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This sounds about right… https://t.co/rQiUQfefD32016-08-02 10:36:58
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A positive side effect of how terrible I am at Overwatch: I have no fear that I’ll accidentally get banned for the appearance of cheating!2016-08-02 10:42:46
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Politics achieved…get out there and vote, MI! https://t.co/T7L9bG8VnX https://t.co/Ilo823TRIu2016-08-02 14:43:38
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Kids: If a post says “man, people who think X should Y”, and you don’t think X, don’t bother writing your defense; it’s not about you!2016-08-03 01:44:15
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I’m seriously over folks making everything about them…not all men, all lives matter, etc…we get it, it’s all about you snowflake!2016-08-03 01:59:37
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As pleased as I am to see my local millages pass, I’m bummed to see a nearly complete sweep of incumbents. Not mad enough, eh folks?2016-08-03 03:05:59
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Trump’s popularity secret; he sounds like everybody I’ve ever heard advocating “nuking ___ back to the stone age” https://t.co/Lh6ju7Ih0N2016-08-03 12:58:12
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“pure breeds”…ladies and gentlemen, straight from the mouth of Trump campaign leadership. No racism in there tho! https://t.co/QTv1IhVcGe2016-08-03 13:07:05
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Fucking…terrifying… https://t.co/OhLrFtJNBu2016-08-04 10:30:08
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RT @garybernhardt: Destroy All Software is resurrected. First up: computation, explained using code rather than mathematical notation. http…2016-08-05 10:22:01
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It should be illegal for a “news outfit” to flat out lie. There’s no free speech issue, lies aren’t news. https://t.co/CTukiEKQGo2016-08-05 10:52:08
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Grocery cashier, fast food worker, “soldier”, developer/sys admin, it manager, developer, developer/it manager https://t.co/SC6oek7kiq2016-08-05 13:17:17
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Note well that, as an adult, I’ve worked fast food, landscaping, roofing, carpentry, and misc labor. I’m not “too good” for a job.2016-08-05 13:22:15
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Serious question: climate change deniers, how do you reconcile your view with a reality that increasingly disagrees? https://t.co/u3BDael4HI2016-08-05 16:49:43
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All these people thinking Instagram will crush Snapchat forget a simple truth…the app that allows nudity will win. Your move Instagram!2016-08-05 17:25:26
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I miss Bawls… :( https://t.co/r9dSZLuTve2016-08-05 17:25:55
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Apparently @Aerotek, with whom I worked fora month in 1998 when I first moved to MI, reported I was last with them in 07? #RecordKeepingWin2016-08-05 18:40:07
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RT @bencasselman: Your monthly reminder that virtually all the employment growth in the recovery has been full-time. https://t.co/bUrVDNRg762016-08-05 20:01:22
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RT @bencasselman: But: Picture looks very different if you go back to start of the recession. https://t.co/IhW2XG94N02016-08-05 20:01:39
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Ready to see Louis CK! https://t.co/v4vIa76csA https://t.co/Tj90Jz6Kri2016-08-06 00:08:45
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Holy shit, Louis CK’s show was amazing. One of my favorite sets from him ever.2016-08-06 03:38:38
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At the bar before the show I bought a couple some drinks. After the 13,000 person show, they bumped into us again in the crowd! #SmallWorld2016-08-06 04:20:06
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Last show post, but opening acts @RachelFeinstein, @JoeListComedy, and @joemachi (who I’d never heard before) all killed! Hilarious!2016-08-06 04:26:18
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Such a great thread…and such a great example of the sort of derail that POC have to suffer regularly. https://t.co/WfJFVUf2D22016-08-06 11:18:16
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The more I read from each group, the more I think the only difference between white apologists and white nationalists is use of epithets.2016-08-06 12:12:29
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Of course, my point of view is influenced by a white apologist sea lion lecturing me for a half hour with fake facts, so I might be biased.2016-08-06 12:13:58
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Was literally just told “I don’t have privilege, I am a nurse, work long hours with POC”…that’s where I bailed on trying to educate!2016-08-06 12:19:23
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This photo set is fantastic, I don’t care who you’re voting for: https://t.co/SpTatbxly12016-08-06 16:31:29
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Yeah, replacing the grill elements might have been overdue… https://t.co/OXK1cyE1mc https://t.co/nS0HVoZeVJ2016-08-06 20:27:39
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It sounds like a pretty shitty day to be flying Delta…2016-08-08 12:50:10
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…seems like a shittier day to be a Delta employee…2016-08-08 17:25:17
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Watching someone childish make an ass of themselves publicly…I mean yeah, I sorta feel bad…but it’s still fun as hell to watch!2016-08-08 23:01:48
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Many people say the Earth is flat. Many people say you should be President. Well, “many” might be a stretch… https://t.co/3tgAGpbbCR2016-08-08 23:25:36
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Vindicated? https://t.co/jYZp38HkZa2016-08-09 15:03:47
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Let’s try again, but with a link that won’t cost folks cash: Vindicated? https://t.co/CnO0IbUpOh2016-08-09 15:06:49
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Trump just advocated for assassinating Clinton. https://t.co/rtkHniuaah This isn’t hyperbole. This isn’t misrepresenting him. He said it.2016-08-09 20:33:21
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This is a fairly terrifying time we live in. The extremists are perceived as merely edgy. Moderates are perceived as an opposite extreme.2016-08-09 20:35:06
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This has to be actionable, doesn’t it? I mean according to the law (https://t.co/Zz1pN6YZV7) this feels pretty cut-and-dried, eh?2016-08-09 20:36:12
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Thank you, that’s positively a pain in the ass to find without knowing the name of the case or solid specifics! https://t.co/d28wT8bROs2016-08-09 20:37:44
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I find myself genuinely disgusted by the folks that will wave off Trump’s latest shit as “ambiguous” or “all talk” or merely “in poor taste”2016-08-10 02:55:34
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Fantastic thoughts on humor and “just joking”…read his whole thread! https://t.co/VRJZgfGbqC2016-08-10 12:21:43
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RT @milanaknez: Just a quick heads up from Yugoslavia – when your political leaders literally start inciting violence, you need to start wo…2016-08-10 13:57:23
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RT @milanaknez: Ppl take peace for granted. Things can turn ugly really fast. Yes, even in your stable country. And undoing that ugliness i…2016-08-10 13:57:25
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Honesty with your team is as important as honesty with your customer https://t.co/oSWlpKc1nb2016-08-10 19:55:04
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In publishing? Want to fix the dearth of authors that aren’t white men? Read this: https://t.co/WCLT2CyoGZ from @nkjemisin2016-08-11 15:38:57
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Too cloudy for perseids tonight :( Tomorrow it’s happening!2016-08-12 03:56:41
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As far as I can tell from reviews, No Man’s Sky is a profoundly underwhelming, un-fun game that everyone loves and recommends. Why not!?2016-08-12 04:05:46
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If you enjoy a game but write a think piece about how poor it is, you are over-thinking things! It’s okay to like things, we forgive you.2016-08-12 04:08:01
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Fantastic headline! It’s weird to be confronted by how much we don’t know about physics… https://t.co/ULuXytErJj2016-08-12 14:09:20
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BASIC/QBASIC
Pascal
Fortran
C
C++
Ada
Visual Basic
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We live in a David Baldacci novel. https://t.co/IruTFjTMeR2016-08-15 11:43:22
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Shut up and take my money? https://t.co/KWwObspQlG @JRRParker @bfarrugi and like a million others…2016-08-15 18:30:59
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But you swore you’d never forget!? https://t.co/IAImLGq2gL2016-08-16 00:15:08
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Excited to be headed to KC with @aglance_ for Worldcon…should be a good time!2016-08-16 02:08:42
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Kansas City…we are in you! #MAC22016-08-16 19:19:43
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Is your manager a Panic Monkey? I feel your pain… https://t.co/z49QTa79Dw2016-08-17 15:04:15
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Kansas City has a really nice downtown…considerable construction, but everything not being rebuilt is really nice! #MAC22016-08-17 16:43:30
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I know one thing I’m DEFINITELY attending! #MAC2 https://t.co/kJuc4URAB4 https://t.co/CGSP88mtF02016-08-17 17:34:39
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Yeah, for an otherwise fantastically run convention so far, hotel operations has been abysmal for weeks… https://t.co/81Ns04NsPv2016-08-17 17:56:38
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First panel, and Jack McDevitt is reading something of his published by @SubPress. Very entertaining! #MAC22016-08-17 18:06:45
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Moderators: if your panelists have to fight you to have the discussion, you’re doing the OPPOSITE of your job. #MAC22016-08-17 19:10:04
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“I’m the moderator, I can interrupt if I want” -a fucking terrible panel moderator; moderate the panel, it’s not the moderator show! #MAC22016-08-17 19:24:42
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“The Hugo and the Mega Novel” an otherwise great panel that was often hamstrung by a moderator that LOVES his own opinions. #MAC22016-08-17 19:30:44
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The menu choices at Drunken Fish seem appropriate for this crowd… https://t.co/t2s9rkuxy6 https://t.co/41CUc435pE2016-08-17 21:39:11
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Some late notice, but I’m at Worldcon this week, so if you’re uninterested in the potential tweetstorm mute me until Monday! #MAC22016-08-17 21:47:15
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RT @CaitSpivey: #WorldCon #MAC2 pro tip: silence your cellphones when watching a panel or event.2016-08-17 21:47:40
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This card was handed out at registration. Great idea I’d love to see at more cons #MAC2 https://t.co/TNk9cJXHfh https://t.co/O5yhM85gYZ2016-08-17 22:26:34
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Mute is such a welcome fallback option for when you find out that the conversation you’ve been having is with a troll. No hesitation, plonk!2016-08-18 00:52:03
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This thread…yeah, for the “not all men” crowd; also for the crowd that (like me) often feel we’re not the problem. https://t.co/tV55VC47to2016-08-18 14:22:56
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Custom dice for the event…I think it’s time for ‘Jer’ branded dice…a middle finger per… https://t.co/GSkEbailxd https://t.co/m6iQPl7oHr2016-08-18 16:04:40
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Watching the setup of the Mistborn board game…the equipment is really nice quality #MAC22016-08-18 16:07:28
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The Mistborn: House Wars boardgame looks like a must-buy…now for “Extreme, but Workable Societies” #MAC22016-08-18 17:18:26
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“From my [Finnish] perspective, American society itself is extreme” -Nina Niskanen…our society dictates what is “extreme” in fiction #mac22016-08-18 17:18:26
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RT @constablewrites: There needs to be a term for people who don’t understand that they’re not on the panel. #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 17:27:41
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“Well, actually…” STOP. Stop right there and shut up. Nothing you have to say from here forward will be worth your lead-in… #MAC22016-08-18 17:43:30
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After a quick meal with my wife, time for more panels. Genre Shows You Should Be Watching! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 18:51:13
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We began on painfully safe ground (Firefly) but the list is getting good now: Space Ghost, Johnny Quest, Beauty & the Beast #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:09:37
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Continuing historically: Gargoyles (duh), but Sliders, Forever Night…I forgot about the Highlander show! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:11:41
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Are we headed for peak genre fic? -@maxgladstone…It feels like we could watch genre fic endlessly without overlap now! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:19:23
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By my math, if this one panelist does a full 5 minute rundown of every show she likes, we’re gonna hear about 6 shows here #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:24:07
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Holy shit, the moderator literally woke up to interrupt a crazy long monologue…hilarious to watch! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:26:30
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Shows I’ve not seen that have been mentioned: Brain Dead, Steven Universe, Librarians #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:37:02
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Quick way to start a fight in this room: wasn’t that show a better, British show first? #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-18 19:38:14
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Holy shit, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr… I’d forgotten about that one #Worldcon #mac22016-08-18 19:44:59
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Great panel, now for “The Past, it Ain’t What it Used to Be”…alt-history improv! #worldcon #mac22016-08-18 19:57:15
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I have to say, #worldcon has been going incredibly smoothly. Running a show of this size is hugely difficult, and they’re killing it! #mac22016-08-18 19:59:43
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“She can’t find a copy of her book to hold up, ooh, that’s a rookie mistake” -@DavidGerrold as @tneilsenhayden searches #worldcon #mac2 lmao2016-08-18 20:09:00
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“you don’t get a good approximation of wolf culture by dumping unrelated wolves in a cage you get high school” -@matociquala #worldcon #mac22016-08-18 20:33:12
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Next up, “SF as Protest Literature”, one of the panels I’ve been really looking forward to… #Worldcon #mac22016-08-18 20:57:21
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SF carries implied critique. You can’t say “what if this happens” without some examination of now. -@ann_leckie #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:11:38
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SF allows you to address protest with deniability…”this story isn’t protest, it’s just aliens!” -@bluejowalton #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:13:44
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How do you hide protest in your stories? “You don’t, put it out there” -@ann_leckie #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:15:36
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It’s interesting how much is perceived as “message fiction” (protest fiction you disagree with) that has no real message #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:17:47
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Heinlein and Doctorow employ the “trick” of the protagonist “confiding” in the reader; presumes agreement. -@bluejowalton #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:25:43
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Is it inherently protest to write about the world that you see? Does equitable representation of gender make it protest? #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:41:17
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How many gay characters am I allowed? Is it 3?what’s the cutoff? -@bluejowalton #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:42:21
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RT @yamainu: Do the best we can where we are, and accept the fact that if the world gets better we’ll be embarrassed by what we did. @Bluej…2016-08-18 21:44:08
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Be on the lookout, there is only one ribbon I need, and it is the “I am Chuck Tingle” ribbon… #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 21:59:52
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RT @MarySueRenfrow: Attention #MAC2 — BBQ Recommendation from a KC person. You’re welcome. https://t.co/Hkf1ae0pmn2016-08-18 22:02:21
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“How many of you know somebody who thinks they are funny and just aren’t” -Connie Willis …oh…god…yes #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 22:11:03
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Taking a brief panel break to people watch…the convention center has awesome, wide bridges full of seating and people! #mac2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 23:21:35
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Next up, a standup comedy panel at 7pm, dinner, then to see how long I can last in the party scene! #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-18 23:23:45
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Let’s go to this really popular BBQ place, she says. At dinner rush. It’ll be fine, she says! #HourPlusWait #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 00:10:44
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RT @AntiBae: I love seeing positive couples who support each other and still grow as separate individuals and still adore the hell out of o…2016-08-19 00:14:34
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My faux-extroversion is fading fast…I suspect parties might not be in my future tonight. #mac2 #Worldcon2016-08-19 00:19:18
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I’m confused…background checks WON’T work for guns because they’re pointless…but they WILL work for Muslims because they work?2016-08-19 03:17:08
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Maybe we should use the same forms that will find immigrant criminals-to-be to test prospective gun owners!? *mind blown*2016-08-19 03:18:12
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Sure, let’s wale up ALL THE WAY at 330am!2016-08-19 08:47:30
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Sometime yesterday, IFTTT stopped sending tweets to FB (lucky Facebook folks!)
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First panel of the day is 100% no-show on panelists, which works out…catching “Enjoying Urban Fantasy” instead! #Worldcon #mac22016-08-19 16:14:30
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I would listen to @maxgladstone explain almost anything; always a new point of view, always well articulated… #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 16:19:17
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Monsters as an idea have always been around, urban fantasy just updates their context to modern times -@melissafolson #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 16:21:08
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People discard UF as vampires having sex; James Bond has sex, that doesn’t define the genre. -@dianarowland #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 16:23:36
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Highlight: @maxgladstone and @MelissaFOlson making a human Venn diagram to illustrate a point…look for photos! #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-19 16:28:23
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“Enjoying Urban Fantasy” #worldcon #mac2 Great panel… https://t.co/8KMSdPhDAY https://t.co/gYNpgeBzLz2016-08-19 16:33:31
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RT @wordfey: Kuznia problematizes Leicht’s definition of the unreliable narrator: isn’t that just all narrators? #panel3147 #MAC22016-08-19 16:34:56
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“Unreliable narrator” isn’t “narrator we disagree with” or “narrator with a perspective”, it’s “narrator we can’t trust” #MAC2 #Worldcon2016-08-19 16:41:33
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“The end of the book is the one place the first person narrator can’t mislead, the book is over” -@maxgladstone #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 16:47:58
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RT @aglance_: I really like seeing a panel where the women are never interrupted or talked over by the male panelists or audience members.…2016-08-19 16:48:16
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Charity auctioneer @brainwane is hilarious, and definitely has drawn an inappropriate amount of bidding out of me! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 17:31:19
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The room for @scalzi’s reading is a bit full… #Worldcon #MAC2 https://t.co/1zELHIPaUY https://t.co/7ncYInXq4g2016-08-19 18:01:33
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Hearing about differences between historical research and futurist research is surprisingly (to me) fascinating… #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 22:15:01
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Writers are very nosy and will do research just to find it more about something without any other motive. -Mary Turzillo #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 22:32:20
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NOT COOL, #WORLDCON! #MAC2 https://t.co/NufTLG7l7A https://t.co/OTajyZCe6x2016-08-19 22:37:23
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Concerned that panelists never answer your questions well? Ask a question that takes less than 5 minutes, you wordy fuck! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-19 22:55:02
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RT @d_ruddenwrites: SF editor at #Worldcon yells bout ‘snowflakes ruining everything’ while guys lose shit bout MJ not being redheaded.. ht…2016-08-20 03:12:41
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While it’s not my fav, a highlight of #Worldcon is the usual suspects trying to create outrage over failed protest & losing to joy #MAC22016-08-20 03:22:26
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Few things are a better symbol of what fandom is about than #Worldcon attendees ignoring the hate and embracing shared enthusiasm! #MAC22016-08-20 03:23:49
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Duh! Anybody that needs the cash would by definition be a “taker” and therefore undeserving. He must keep it! https://t.co/uxAXHCKf5S2016-08-20 05:29:41
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I get the purpose, but I don’t love 1 in 3 trips to a hotel bathroom resulting in me sweating under a heat lamp like a chicken nugget!2016-08-20 11:02:46
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RT @kellyoyo: For the record, I’m having an amazing #worldcon and have seen nothing but smart, open-minded people saying fascinating, funny…2016-08-20 14:22:35
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RT @ChuckTingle: it is MORNING OF HUGOS AWARD and i am very excited. me and jon are having a big party today hope i win big and become my b…2016-08-20 15:35:29
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The greatest advertisement for a single-payer system is insurance company greed…surprising few that part attention https://t.co/6BaZcB5NeC2016-08-20 15:41:59
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At first I thought this an overreaction, but I’m not a constant recipient of DT’s sort of shit. https://t.co/OejrRa3XHE2016-08-20 19:34:36
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I WILL say that the morons crying “wrongthink” should, perhaps, examine the difference between “think” and “act” in the context of DT’s acts2016-08-20 19:36:40
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We’re in the room, so prepare for some Hugo spam #Worldcon #MAC2 https://t.co/63hQI4xirW https://t.co/yR1s7EHLoK2016-08-21 00:33:55
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Lookin’ mildly fancy for some award ceremony for nerdy books! #worldcon #MAC2 https://t.co/nPXx5RePWS https://t.co/ZSP5muqelO2016-08-21 00:36:40
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I was told I was getting pearls for attending…not so much :( #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-21 00:40:32
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Here we go! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-21 01:05:52
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“If you don’t behave yourself, I will pound you in the butt…with my butt” – @Cadigan #Worldcon #MAC2 #ChuckTingleLove2016-08-21 01:12:11
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RT @MidAmeriCon2: Welcome to our live coverage of @TheHugoAwards! Are you ready for the fun to begin? #MAC2 #worldcon https://t.co/Uq4njJgW…2016-08-21 01:13:03
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Record involvement for the Hugo this year! Kudos gang :) #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-21 01:14:48
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RT @strangelove4sf: Best fan artist Steve stiles #hugoawards #MAC2 #worldcon2016-08-21 01:18:13
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Mike Glyer with the Best Fan Writer…so well deserved! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:21:28
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Best Fancast… The first no award #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:22:45
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Best Fanzine… File770, again, so well deserved! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:25:41
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I’ve been informed that the online feed is somewhat behind; I’m now drunk with an outrageously small amount of power! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:27:43
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RT @jasonsanford: The Forrest J. Ackerman Big Heart Award for outstanding contributions to SF/F community goes to Joe Siclari and Edie Ster…2016-08-21 01:37:53
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Campbell Award…Andy Weir! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:41:33
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The award was accepted for Weir by Stan Love! So perfect in the diadem/crown/tiara #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:42:54
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RT @GabeEggers: Hey, I know what a diadem is! #Hugos #Worldcon #Mac22016-08-21 01:44:40
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Can I just say, @Cadigan and @Siegel_Jan are KILLING IT. So funny, so great! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:47:08
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Best Semiprozine…Uncanny Magazine…excellent! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:48:06
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As the Uncanny crew comes up to get their award… “HUGO FOR BEST DRESSED” from the audience! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:49:11
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Omg, if you’re watching at home…pay close attention when feed catches up in the next few minutes …Holy shit!!!! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:54:25
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Just kidding. I told you… Drunk with power! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:56:14
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Best Related Work… No award… To great applause! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 01:58:53
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The ‘no awards’ , thus far, have been wisely voted, IMHO. #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:00:30
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Best Pro Artist… Abigail Larson! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:01:14
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Best Graphic Story… Sandman: Overture by Gaiman #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:05:00
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Fuck yes…shots fired by Gaiman at the pitiful puppies! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos #PitifulPuppies2016-08-21 02:06:12
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The #PitifulPuppies might need this…https://t.co/mJUFIK7WOf #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:09:40
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Best Dramatic Presentation-Short Form… Jessica Jones (which @cadigan points out is NOT based on her) #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:13:06
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Best Dramatic Presentation-Long Form… The Martian…ACCEPTED BY JEANETTE EPPS!#Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:19:04
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I’m not going to lie, I’m enjoying the #PitifulPuppies whimpering along sporadically on social media as this unfolds! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:21:17
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Best Editor – Short Form… Ellen Datlow! (which we almost got before the nominees were read… Oops) #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:23:16
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Best Editor – Long Form… Sheila Gilbert! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:24:48
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RT @peregondusoir: Vox Day Is Not A Very Good Editor: A long form anthology.
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Best Short Story… Cat Pictures Please #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:31:14
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The right story was chosen, and I still love you @ChuckTingle! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:32:05
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Best Novelette… Folding Beijing #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:35:05
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Hao Jingfang torn between wanting to win and wanting to go to her favorite author’s Hugo Loser’s Party is my favorite thing! #Worldcon #MAC22016-08-21 02:38:41
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RT @jasonsanford: Obviously #Worldcon voters recognized when deserving stories were put on the puppy slate in attempt to mess with the Hugo…2016-08-21 02:39:06
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Best Novella… Binti#Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:40:47
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I’m simultaneously bummed that Penric’s Demon didn’t win and delighted that the amazing Binti won! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:42:03
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Best Novel… After an excruciating (and wonderful) intro… The Fifth Season!! #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:48:14
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Can we give @nkjemisin another Hugo for her acceptance speech? Amazing and hopeful. Awfully dusty in here suddenly… #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 02:51:52
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RT @SoonLeeNZ: Hugo Awards 2016 statistics
https://t.co/pMEwmdjeBa
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Based on the totals that he and Castalia pulled, it looks like Vox’s pity party are worth just shy of 300 votes. Terrifying. #PitifulPuppies2016-08-21 04:34:09
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RT @MrsSheaWong: If you missed Neil Gaiman’s #HugoAwards speech (and everyone else!), it’s here: https://t.co/03JieMxpcl via @YouTube2016-08-21 04:52:40
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Some thoughts on the Hugo results: https://t.co/DjPBsMOr07 #Worldcon #MAC2 #hugos2016-08-21 05:27:20
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RT @scalzi: I can’t help but think the jerks who keep trying to game the Hugo awards must be pretty pissed we end up having so much damn fu…2016-08-21 12:13:30
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I’m feeling pretty good this morning, I just found out I’m probably worth about $1M less than billionaire @realDonaldTrump. #RichInDebt2016-08-21 12:36:33
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I’m happy to discuss the Hugo Awards, but I have a hair-trigger on my mute this morning. I see a hint of tinfoil hat…plonk!2016-08-21 12:45:19
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RT @SpacefaringK: In the #HugoAwards, NA in Fancast was IMHO regrettable (if understandable). Here’s a cool unheld acceptance speech. https…2016-08-21 12:55:43
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RT @nkjemisin: We really need an award for @ChuckTingle. Kritzer slayed, but his Puppy trolling was glorious. Best Related next yr? https:/…2016-08-21 14:07:04
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Boom… This is the one… https://t.co/rH6zIqa3Bn2016-08-21 14:07:54
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RT @eacarlson: “Most of the developers I know would much rather read a doc than confess they don’t know how to do something.” -@wiredferret…2016-08-21 15:01:40
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RT @rcade: E Pluribus Hugo, a vote-counting system that reduces the ability of bloc voting to make a joke of the #HugoAwards, has passed at…2016-08-21 17:38:51
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Folks are confused about how the Best Editor awards work. They’re not lifetime achievement, it’s for the eligibility period… #HugoAwards2016-08-21 22:30:36
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RT @MaryRobinette: My MidAmeriCon II badge was just suspended. That is awesome. This is why. https://t.co/zlXI2J2X2X2016-08-21 23:07:21
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RT @rkoutnik: Conference speaking:
week before: PANIC
24hr: PANIC
10min: PANIC
During: (how is this working)
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I really couldn’t hate dealing with SSL more than I do. It’s pretty much the worst.2016-08-22 14:16:55
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Why wouldn’t it be a RAM usage issue? Surely small servers aren’t allowed SSL right? https://t.co/YsuIfyZLV42016-08-22 14:39:07
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Just to round out my whining: in order to renew my TLS certs, I had to increase the size of my server to provide enough RAM. Why not? *sigh*2016-08-22 15:01:35
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Why I love tech: after only 1.5 hours of effort, I was able to accomplish the 5 minutes of task I initially planned. Go me! :)2016-08-22 15:04:46
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Wonder why women worry at conventions? Read this thread…as a bonus, know that so many women have similar stories https://t.co/7NnAEJp72P2016-08-22 19:00:02
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Dave Truesdale posted the audio of his panel hijack; he expected vindication, but I bailed after 30m off topic! https://t.co/xkwJTPwkwD2016-08-22 19:12:19
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RT @andrhia: I worry that too much push against cultural appropriation also shuts down the cross-cultural conversations that lead to peace…2016-08-23 15:32:26
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For @aglance_, @Kristina_Blott, @YanniKuznia, e tc https://t.co/GtC4cYOglS2016-08-23 17:24:09
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RT @crashwong: Really good thread on how harassers aren’t always men. One of mine was (is) a woman. :/// https://t.co/HVga0VoDqK2016-08-23 21:08:11
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I stand by this! https://t.co/C8suDjFzWz2016-08-24 15:54:46
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Wow, the Trump campaign must be getting desperate, look at that discount! https://t.co/SS7Ox2C8KE https://t.co/0yrTjV9VQu2016-08-24 21:17:59
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Happy birthday to one of the best things to happen in my life, @aglance_! I married way out of my league, and she proves it more each day!2016-08-25 11:35:55
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…which is going to make it so rough to replace her with the younger model now that she’s old!2016-08-25 11:36:35
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RT @WIRED: Dear Internet: This is not fine. None of this is fine. https://t.co/guTbpBZckj2016-08-25 20:07:28
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I forgot how much wind noise the overhead lights added to the Jeep… Now that I’ve moved them down, it’s ridiculously quiet on the highway!2016-08-25 22:19:04
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RT @veschwab: Rules for the rest of 2016:
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RT @ChuckTingle: thank you billings paper @lithub for important story on CHUCK AND HANDSOME SON JON. @msophianewman very kind read https://…2016-08-26 15:57:51
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In or around Grand Rapids? Want to learn to code? Grand Circus is headed your way! https://t.co/SZQRWmDUvD2016-08-26 18:39:39
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Hah, took me longer than I’m entirely pleased with! https://t.co/mHISWSlcTh2016-08-26 18:57:21
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So much of what I find grossest in “nerd culture” discussed here; part of why my convention attendance has dipped. https://t.co/mIl8pZ3VWd2016-08-26 20:00:25
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What the fuck!? I’m an alcoholic; I’ve been catastrophically intoxicated hundreds of times; it never made me rape. https://t.co/4arwlUN4Kr2016-08-27 05:04:44
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Perhaps we could ban *rapists* from campus to prevent rape? Like, if you’re convicted of rape, expelled+barred from campus? Seems simple.2016-08-27 05:07:56
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I’m like 90% sure that Trump’s doctor gave me a 10 minute long hernia check in exchange for a Vicodin scrip once… https://t.co/azEWZEaxd82016-08-27 05:12:19
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I’m so torn: on the one hand, I want badly to win this dinner. On the other, I’d have to donate to this trash fire! https://t.co/XMaPBVoY6p2016-08-27 15:12:48
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These people, who professionally keep their shit together, can’t handle an interview with Ryan Lochte…so good! https://t.co/YKaCNRPCab2016-08-27 16:17:29
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RT @kcatwalk1: I’m full but I’m still eating: An autobiography2016-08-27 20:27:59
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This here is a pretty common thing, too! https://t.co/696oViV3XJ2016-08-27 20:54:37
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RT @ChuckTingle: to all fighters dissapointed that all internet fighting has offically stopped, a good NEW idea is to talk about fun times…2016-08-28 17:56:50
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“If we’re at a con together and you could use some support being sober […] I’ll do what I can to help.” Ditto! https://t.co/gc6FgTepAm2016-08-29 01:18:09
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Tomorrow starts the next chapter of my work life just in the nick of time, vacation has become insanely boring! Very excited…2016-08-29 01:33:58
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“Nice country you’ve got there…shame if something happened to it…”
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RT @rtyourkink: being sleep deprived2016-08-29 02:04:11
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RT @rtyourkink: 1990s folk punk2016-08-29 02:07:47
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I feel gross just having read that. https://t.co/MQr2epCMID2016-08-29 23:11:55
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Tonight is a Blazing Saddles night; tomorrow, I think Silver Streak…farewell Gene Wilder!2016-08-29 23:43:44
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God I love that movie…it’s a shame that one of our greatest comedic actors made so few movies.2016-08-30 01:28:52
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RT @annabel_lea: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Talk to me when I’ve got headphones in
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I’ve written a bit about my job hunt this summer: https://t.co/riC94kr8Ms2016-08-31 15:32:15
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RT @AlsBoy: Guys, don’t let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren’t wearing them probably don’t want to talk to you either2016-08-31 21:13:34
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This morning’s shuttle is blaring what can best be described as smooth porn music. I’ll admit, I’m more awake now than I was, I guess?2016-09-01 11:29:59
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I dunno what key combo I’m used to from Macs that triggers narrator in Windows, but I need to turn down my headphones before I wet myself!2016-09-02 13:20:12
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Bingo, that’s the one!
/me sends form
**VOICE NAVIGATOR ACTIVATED, CLEAN YOUR PISS-SOAKED PANTS, MORTAL**
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Them: Are you angry?
Me: No, just listening
T: You look angry
M: This is my listening face
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Not a bad place to spend my weekdays! https://t.co/UJbq02nnz3 https://t.co/CXld9Kjx3w2016-09-02 19:37:46
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Random thing that was mailed to me today. I’m very confused! https://t.co/1RY5Tbbn1M https://t.co/lEIfqsTQRH2016-09-02 20:41:12
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In the long list of math and science subjects you don’t take seriously, statistics is an unsurprising find. https://t.co/cGxxaK8Jjj2016-09-03 01:09:23
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RT @fakedansavage: Is it possible that Lena Dunham was just joking around, the way we all do, when we’re talking shit with a friend?2016-09-03 01:24:07
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Had a great time at a beautiful wedding, although it reminded me how much I miss my old teammates. It was nice to see everybody nonetheless!2016-09-04 01:56:47
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American Ultra is a ridiculously fun movie…I didn’t expect much, but it was way better than I coulda hoped. I hope they sequel!2016-09-04 02:01:01
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RT @lenadunham: https://t.co/P3XMywtlGa https://t.co/ye2WFyVOYd2016-09-04 02:18:44
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Having read some 58 pages of FBI report (https://t.co/TM8C8ibV1f) it’s clear that most HRC email whiners haven’t bothered…shocking!2016-09-04 02:35:58
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Seriously, fuck politics and fuck partisanship, go read the fucking report. It’s fair to say that the FBI found no lies, nothing to hide.2016-09-04 02:41:21
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If your reasons for disliking HRC include email servers, Libya, or lying, the best case scenario is ignorance. Worst case is lying misogyny.2016-09-04 02:42:54
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There are, of course, real reasons to not wish to vote for her: they’re called her policies. You should familiarize yourself with them.2016-09-04 02:47:08
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.@latimes I’d be happy to pay for your content if your web devs could learn CSS that didn’t constantly reflow the page on mobile devices!2016-09-05 12:38:29
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“Framed” was a compelling, engaging read that I repeatedly bailed on because the reflowing was insane. Test your mobile delivery @latimes!2016-09-05 12:40:30
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RT @paulkrugman: True fact: I was reluctant to write today’s col because I knew journos would hate it. But it felt like a moral duty https:…2016-09-05 16:57:31
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Hah…”news” organizations… https://t.co/G6fkInta1C2016-09-05 22:49:10
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RT @TheRickWilson: Look, I don’t know one way or the other, but many people are saying — on the shows — that #TrumpCantSwim2016-09-06 07:52:55
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It’s that time of year again; we’re raising money for sick kids with Extra Life! Donate! https://t.co/qFSZSSKXvw2016-09-07 15:07:38
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What an awkward way for you to learn the difference between email and mail! Great Photoshop fodder though! https://t.co/kXMkhGsmZQ2016-09-07 22:18:52
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RT @alanstorm: Have fun in Austin folks — if you see a Magento architect be sure to ask them why they’re opposed to documenting their syst…2016-09-07 22:22:55
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If only we had something like this…a martial court. We could call it a court martial…this could work! https://t.co/q8ScHm9Zsx2016-09-08 01:44:29
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RT @CrabSmutPeddler: Trump isn’t aware of military courts because JAG ran opposite The Apprentice.2016-09-08 01:45:03
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Voting for Trump? You don’t get to use HRC’s supposed corruption as a reason anymore: https://t.co/9ppafdSHDW He’s demonstrably corrupt.2016-09-08 11:37:09
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Day 1 of (hopefully) 1 for jury duty. Very Jer-hostile… No shorts, no jeans, no electronics… Just sadness and waiting!2016-09-08 12:46:45
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I’ve seen this exact thing in hundreds of job interviews: talking through the question. Sad to say, it often works. https://t.co/AmepPjb62K2016-09-08 13:00:11
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Talking through the question: just keep saying shit that is vaguely related and hard to follow, people tend toward assuming you know shit.2016-09-08 13:07:15
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I’m not a fan of Gary Johnson, in fact, I think he’s a shitty candidate…But this Aleppo thing is being blown up cartoonishly.2016-09-08 20:43:54
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If you’ve never miscontextualized a phrase and came up blank on it: congratulations on sticking to childish conversation.2016-09-08 20:45:09
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I’m breaking the rules! https://t.co/FKxLX462lu2016-09-08 21:13:32
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Learning things at a new job is merely an exercise in organizing your yak shaving; every task is a series of recursive research trips.2016-09-09 11:51:29
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Because of all of the casting about for information, it’s really easy to feel unproductive and overwhelmed by all of the side quests.2016-09-09 11:52:25
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Jer’s Law: You can best measure your success at learning your new job by the reduction in count or length of yak shaving trips on new tasks!2016-09-09 11:53:20
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RT @DawnHFoster: “You might be a working astronaut, BUT I AM A MAN” https://t.co/cHutFjExmB2016-09-09 18:32:27
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RT @MsPackyetti: Things they did not #boycottNFL for:
Rapists
Domestic abusers
Racist mascots…But taking a knee? https://t.co/bKrNA0S…
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That’s okay, I didn’t want to sleep ever again anyway, body. Let’s just stay up forever!2016-09-11 07:43:09
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RT @stevesilberman: Breaking: Same Trumpites who call my autistic friends “retards,” and call me a “filthy jew faggot,” demand apology from…2016-09-11 14:13:30
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New waitress called me “baby”. One of the other waitresses contributes, “oh, I wouldn’t do THAT hon, his pet names are VULGAR” #SugarSnatch2016-09-11 14:38:06
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Time for us to warm up for our Nov 5 LAN with a mini-LAN. Overwatch, Prop Hunt, and more. Streaming off and on! https://t.co/lL4BFWsenN2016-09-11 15:28:07
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It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway), please donate (if you can) and signal boost! https://t.co/fECLmVvqMk2016-09-11 15:36:08
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Time for us to continue playing the friendship-ending Overcooked! Live stream: https://t.co/dU5J4knNkY2016-09-11 19:02:23
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RT @HarlanCoben: Interestingly enough, the current medical experts on my Twitter feed were zoologists back in May #Harambe2016-09-11 23:01:51
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You see the GOP hand-wringing about Hillary’s pneumonia, I see Republicans caring about a woman’s health for once! #SilverLining?2016-09-11 23:20:08
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If we told the GOP that they had Clinton’s medical records, I bet we could get lifetime funding for Planned Parenthood by week’s end!2016-09-11 23:22:17
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If you think that someone exercising their rights in a protest is a disgrace to a symbol of that right, you don’t understand that right.2016-09-12 00:34:23
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If you care more about the flag or the anthem than you do the ideals they symbolize, you don’t understand those ideals.2016-09-12 00:36:18
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Nothing is less American than demanding people stop exercising their rights in favor of “being patriotic”–the stuff of tinpot dictators.2016-09-12 00:38:08
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We mock video from dictatorships where citizens are forced to express national pride, but how dare you not stand up for our special song.2016-09-12 00:41:38
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RT @saladinahmed: shitty societies need big flags the way shitty men need big cars2016-09-12 00:44:46
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Unpopular truth: all our “patriotism” has done for 15 years is excuse our most unAmerican behavior. Hate, violence, fear called “patriotism”2016-09-12 00:46:50
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…so forgive me if I’d rather see people sit through the anthem or burn a flag than see hate cast at them by fake patriots.2016-09-12 00:49:35
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And stop doing that shit on behalf of veterans. Folks died for the right to burn flags, protest, and freedom fight, not Facebook platitudes.2016-09-12 00:53:20
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Sorry for the rant, but I’ve watched one ass after another do this all day…on this, a day that should be a reminder of our higher ideals.2016-09-12 00:57:53
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*sigh* the earth isn’t flat, we landed on the moon, vaccines are safe, Obama’s American, Clinton is honest, the Holocaust happened, AGW…2016-09-12 02:05:53
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RT @samphippen: Worth noting:
testing micro services is necessarily harder than testing a monolith.
This is a feature, not a bug.
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Holy shit, flat earther is messaging me “proofs” that the Earth is flat. They are as foolish as you think they’d be. It’s great! :)2016-09-12 18:20:54
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Lord, save me from motherfuckers that think they’re clever!2016-09-12 19:08:06
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Alright, day, let’s do this shit!2016-09-13 11:40:07
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You get what you measure, a lesson to learn from Wells Fargo https://t.co/rzHow6RHY12016-09-14 15:30:13
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RT @BadAstronomer: Are you a) a woman, and 2) want a 4-year *full* STEM scholarship? Cards Against Humanity wants to throw $$$ at you. http…2016-09-15 10:22:50
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The only rule that matters… Everything else flows from this… https://t.co/Ao1VTrDCAG2016-09-15 10:25:11
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So, I just found this twitter account. I will now model my life after his teachings. I am a bear. https://t.co/HeBYMCz1IO2016-09-15 10:36:41
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RT @tvanfosson: Developer progression: instead of junior to senior
1. Simple and wrong
2. Complicated and wrong
3. Complicated and right
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Getting ready to start the Mortgage Platform Olympics, day 1! https://t.co/KNk1ZW61xY https://t.co/jWWbdn2LC42016-09-15 18:22:28
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RT @SarahKSilverman: When the most beautiful writing collides w the most stunning acting it can really move the shit out of you https://t.c…2016-09-16 11:09:55
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Holy shit, Fallon… There can’t be enough showers in the world for how filthy you feel this morning.2016-09-16 11:12:02
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RT @BillCorbett: FALLON: Welcome, you look great! What have you been up to lately?
POL POT: Filling mass graves with my enemies.
FALLON:…
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RT @meganamram: Fallon interviewing Hitler: “Let’s talk about your book!”2016-09-16 11:12:50
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RT @MattMira: Jimmy Fallon is the Tonight Show host we deserve.2016-09-16 11:13:39
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If you are concerned about folks taking a knee during the anthem but NOT with blocking immigration, you are confused about what’s unAmerican2016-09-16 11:48:38
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Call Rebecca Black, because it’s Friday! https://t.co/P0iwHME4Bj https://t.co/BI7dv0nfRd2016-09-16 15:00:11
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Me: *drops tablet trying to pick it up* Fuck you!
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RT @nosliWtrautS: Thinking cyclists don’t pay tax makes you an idiot.
Thinking ppl’s right to safety depends on how much tax they pay make…
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Man, I’d trade for lawyers that actually know the law! #IrresponsibleIntent https://t.co/oEnQ04xxw62016-09-17 23:47:37
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Anybody else on @BrightHouseCare currently having quick outages in southeast Michigan? It just started.2016-09-18 00:27:59
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RT @rkofman: Bullshit/harmful concept: “emotions don’t belong in a work environment”.2016-09-19 11:17:34
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My bowel of Skittles has dozens that will rape you… Ready to ban men from public places yet Republicans? https://t.co/qOm1FCE98t2016-09-20 10:34:05
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I assume that we’re ignoring, in this metaphor, the very real amount of poisons Americans willingly ingest each day? https://t.co/qOm1FCE98t2016-09-20 10:35:24
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In order for this metaphor to hold, the bowl would contain 60 MILLION Skittles. Yeah, I’ll eat a handful. https://t.co/qOm1FCE98t2016-09-20 10:37:44
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My Twitter feed this morning: bigots claiming that by not wanting to ban immigrants out of fear, I’m a coward. The cognitive dissonance…2016-09-20 11:27:45
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Boom! And just like that, the thin veneer behind which the bigots were hiding is removed. https://t.co/58qONREZYd2016-09-20 11:31:18
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RT @sbrezenoff: #Skittles https://t.co/xh2MLWbyMK2016-09-20 15:11:12
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Every single day that I end without having to fill out timecards in like 5 different archaic systems is a day I love my life! #FWP!2016-09-20 17:36:28
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Make no mistake, the sacks of shit spreading the Skittles metaphor are perfectly comfortable with their bigotry, by… https://t.co/rsguA79LGR2016-09-20 21:30:51
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Germaine to a conversation on Twitter, my work badge photo looks like a cautionary tale… https://t.co/ixQMphOZQd https://t.co/PDu6mku6w42016-09-21 13:28:58
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Resting Murder Face….an apt description and my new band name! https://t.co/xzndTuwQDu2016-09-21 14:55:50
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Verifying myself: I am jer_ on Keybase.io. oNuxu6ju3RHyqvUDQ8Xw57tKDeCEwMIrqeuh / https://t.co/VYQwZnud3P2016-09-21 19:56:06
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So, so in love with this. https://t.co/Jo9Jq3tchy2016-09-21 20:19:30
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Watch the whole thing, you’ll thank me: https://t.co/6iMj6FOyfz2016-09-21 21:00:38
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ALTAR TABLE …not so much
ALTER TABLE …yep
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Fun thing I did this evening..whipped together a personal URL shortener! https://t.co/xwX3JFlLoz So much left to do on it, but it works!2016-09-22 00:39:01
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Pretty fantastic set of answers to a question about best and worst managers. https://t.co/c95XCcpIQW Worth a read!2016-09-23 12:52:17
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Great Patreons: @selfconference https://t.co/30XZxlg09B and @greaterthancode https://t.co/HKA1gVvoaJ Support the best of our community.2016-09-23 19:24:31
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Long day has been LOOOOOOONG2016-09-23 20:35:18
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Does nobody make a MBP case that doesn’t crack simply from the stress of sitting on the laptop? @speckproducts is the latest to crack :(2016-09-23 22:25:40
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Because my morning started off rant-filled… (Also, @aglance_, @Kristina_Blott, @margaretpearce, @_chelseybaker) https://t.co/JXeIErZ4YD2016-09-24 12:30:12
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It’s been a bit since I’ve played Diablo 3…almost IMMEDIATELY I found myself complaining that I need more inventory. That’s about right…2016-09-24 16:27:58
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Racist shitbag on FB just said “Maybe some selective genocide may help with the lack of common sense that’s leaving our country(sarcasim)”2016-09-24 16:33:22
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Ignoring, for the moment, thespelling and grammar…are we currently at a point where a sarcasm tag absolves calls for genocide?2016-09-24 16:34:48
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I can assure you, if you “jokingly” call for genocide in my forum, you are reported, blocked, and ignored for the sack of shit you are.2016-09-24 16:35:38
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RT @lauraolin: Kirk Douglas, who is 100 this year and remembers when Hitler was considered a “joke”: https://t.co/DZ6PmDQuxm? https://t.co/…2016-09-26 00:36:37
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There’s no more shameful a chain of thoughts that you can have skimming FB/Twitter than:
“She’s cute, what’s her story”
“Oh, missing person”2016-09-26 10:29:57 -
Any .Net folks looking for a gig? I am in need of your expertise! Please, feel free to spread the word if you know of good folks…2016-09-26 12:24:14
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So, lemme tell you where I fucked up: I asked for .Net devs, and staff aug/recruiting firms exploded from the woodwork. *sigh*2016-09-26 12:46:26
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For those unclear: “I have a job if you are a dev looking for one” !== “hey, contract firms, here’s an opportunity”2016-09-26 12:50:00
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5 contract houses, outsourcers, and staff aug joints blocked. 3 emails spam-binned. 5 minutes spent being thankful I’m not a recruiter.2016-09-26 13:05:36
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RT @BridgetPhetasy: There should be a jr high level poli sci pop quiz at the beginning of the debate. If you don’t pass you can’t be presid…2016-09-26 18:32:44
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Finally, let’s get fact checking involved in the debates: https://t.co/TGXNN4fHLd (doesn’t matter, most Trump supporters are fact-immune)2016-09-26 20:30:28
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Interesting… Thoughts @SubPress folks? https://t.co/RjNf0jp4bY2016-09-26 20:34:27
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The number of folks hiding behind “liberal media bias” that can’t provide actual facts to support the lies being fact checked…astonishing.2016-09-27 00:34:20
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It’s pretty simple, kids: someone says something; “liberally biased media” refutes with facts; find facts that support the original claim.2016-09-27 00:35:31
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If your algorithm goes: someone says something; “liberally biased media” refutes with facts; cry that there media is biased…you’re whining2016-09-27 00:37:42
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For real: the combo of “just because you know more doesn’t make you smarter than me” and “facts and opinions are th… https://t.co/nsCEJLziST2016-09-27 00:42:33
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For what it’s worth, a perfect debate scenario is that both candidates lay out their actual policies with actual details. Unlikely. #Debates2016-09-27 00:49:30
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HRC explains policy ideas to improve our already improving economy. Trump opines that we’re being ruined by foreigners. Nothing new #Debates2016-09-27 01:11:51
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How will you fix income inequality?
Clinton: profit sharing, raised minimum wage
Trump: lower corporate taxes
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Lester tried to pin Trump down on explaining his completely undefined plan; snake-eyes on that roll… #Debates2016-09-27 01:14:52
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I’m loving seeing twitter explode about HRC “attacking” Trump–apparently answering the question is an attack. #Debates2016-09-27 01:16:39
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“Some country is going to be the leader of clean energy”… That’s a solid idea for growing the economy #Debates2016-09-27 01:18:34
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Holy shit, did Trump not do any prep on the economy pre-Obama? I don’t love Clinton’s fiscal policies, but she’s brutalizing him. #Debates2016-09-27 01:21:51
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It did not take long for Trump to start just yelling nonsense over the top of actual facts. Sadly, most of his base is eating it up #Debates2016-09-27 01:25:01
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What the fuck is he talking about now? She’s been fighting ISIS for her entire adult life? Truth is not on his side… #Debates2016-09-27 01:27:31
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The moderator should have a mute button for candidate microphones. This overstepping shit is out of control. #Debates2016-09-27 01:30:29
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RT @CarouselonFire: This is Trump’s two minutes. It will be followed by Trump talking over Hillary for two minutes. #debates2016-09-27 01:34:02
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Wait, is it true that Trump had been under audit for 15 years? How is that not a concern? #Debates2016-09-27 01:37:42
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Clinton could not have been more clear about the emails. I can’t wait to hear how that doesn’t matter… #Debates2016-09-27 01:39:09
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The honest candidate, right gang? https://t.co/wHR4ieSRgF2016-09-27 01:45:37
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Annoyed that HRC alludes to policies to fix racial violence without describing there policies. Explain your policies! #Debates2016-09-27 01:47:27
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“Stop and Frisk was found unconstitutional”… Trump: “Nuh uh!” #Debates2016-09-27 01:50:34
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Fuck yeah, one of my favorite things HRC lifted from Bernie’s campaign: we must fix the systemic racism in our legal system. #Debates2016-09-27 01:53:54
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No, @HillaryClinton, the no fly list that is a complete black box with no due process shouldn’t be used for gun control. No! #Debates2016-09-27 01:55:19
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RT @GovGaryJohnson: .@realDonaldTrump, #stopandfrisk adversely affects the black community #debates2016-09-27 02:00:54
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Attempt 2 at trying to get Trump to explain why he took 5 years to stop calling Obama unAmerican… Failed. #Debates2016-09-27 02:02:30
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Attempt 3 at getting Trump to explain why he continued to claim Obama wasn’t American for 5 additional years… Another miss! #Debates2016-09-27 02:03:39
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Holy shit: “I have a much better temperament than Hillary,” says Trump at the end of a psychotic rant. Without a sense of irony… #Debates2016-09-27 02:23:53
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As this thing ends, I’m sure Trump fans will continue to applaud his bombast and volume, but he failed to answer most questions. #Debates2016-09-27 02:34:56
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“The questions are biased against Trump” All the questions are “explain this thing you said” or “explain your plan”. Vicious stuff! #Debates2016-09-27 02:37:46
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Next debate: stop the bullshit questions and focus solely on policy inquiries. #Debates2016-09-27 02:40:21
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RT @petridishes: finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man’s bad ideas about the field she sp…2016-09-27 02:46:17
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RT @BernieSanders: If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are p…2016-09-27 03:36:36
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RT @wkamaubell: Many people are saying that @realDonaldTrump’s #sniffles are the result of a cocaine problem. Many, many people. Credible s…2016-09-27 03:41:39
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I’m having trickle down economics explained to be by someone who inadequately understands it while reading how Clinton was “too mean” *Sigh*2016-09-27 03:44:04
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The first pass of fact checking is lacking surprises. Most untruths from both sides were pretty apparent last night. https://t.co/7oDaOUQ9Cr2016-09-27 10:11:59
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Over prepared? This is for the presidency of the US and you’re still in high school yelling “nerd” at people that d… https://t.co/eqFb3wdiMp2016-09-27 10:36:30
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RT @HeerJeet: These suggestions that Trump is a cocaine user are irresponsible. If he were, he’d be quick-tempered, flighty, and arrogant.2016-09-27 11:43:13
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Back to my regular work day, where I work in cyber doing the best cyber. It’s really important cyber.2016-09-27 11:44:09
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RT @PragmaticAndy: Perhaps instead of “we must get better at estimates” we should try “let’s become less dependent on fortune telling.”2016-09-27 12:18:52
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Were I to estimate the temperature of this room… One million degrees? Plus or minus a bit? I’m dewy….2016-09-27 13:18:59
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New favorite phrase: bureaclown #QLTechCon162016-09-27 13:30:28
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RT @QLTechnology: @cavsdan and @JDFarner are now on stage! #qltechcon16 https://t.co/VtPoaZcq2M2016-09-27 13:32:39
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It’s amazing to listen to the highest levels of leadership say “innovate innovate innovate” instead of “profit profit profit” #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:11:17
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Typically, innovation is suggested but profit is reinforced. It’s clear here that innovation is the focus from leadership. #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:13:23
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The worst thing you all can do is come up with a great idea and think “someone must have thought of that” -@cavsdan #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:22:21
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I think that empathy is the most important thing in the business world -@cavsdan … So great to hear this… #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:27:34
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You can’t take one no and go back to your desk. Sometimes you have to eat 10, 20 “no”s! -@cavsdan #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:30:04
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Looking forward to “Voice of the Team Member” now… #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:37:39
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This will go at the bottom of all of my slides from now on… #QLTechCon16 https://t.co/VIWVxgGgWa https://t.co/jyh6pxhxQM2016-09-27 14:43:28
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Replacing an employee costs 40%-60% of their salary -@OnTheAggregate #QLTechCon162016-09-27 14:54:16
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Cool idea for a leadership dashboard, especially when used with trends over time… #QLTec… https://t.co/t35aefYNkk https://t.co/X0gyZNSpow2016-09-27 15:09:19
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If I give feedback and I don’t see action, that’s almost worse than not being asked for feedback. -@OnTheAggregate #QLTechCon162016-09-27 15:33:27
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Almost one month in, and I continue to be amazingly lucky to have ended up with another fantastic team. The karmic debt I must be accruing!2016-09-27 17:35:03
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RT @Thunderwood25: Dr. Dario Gil from IBM giving a keynote talk on Beautiful Ideas #QLTechCon16 https://t.co/1v3zajXGhE2016-09-27 18:00:04
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If you’re at cognitive ease, you believe things more. We react much more strongly to losses than to gains. -@dariogila #qltechcon162016-09-27 18:15:52
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A glorious philosophy…@dariogila proposes a world where we train technology rather than program it. What blocks us from that? #qltechcon162016-09-27 18:17:51
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That was amazing…next up for me, Testing RESTful Services! #qltechcon162016-09-27 18:40:20
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A well deserved shoutout to Swagger for RESTful APIs! #qltechcon162016-09-27 19:07:21
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I’m not feeling too bad about a 121 for the first time picking up a bowling ball in probably a decade!2016-09-27 22:43:54
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Game 2, however, is a heartbreaking series of 9/- to make me sad…2016-09-27 22:48:53
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About a 112 average across three games. I’ll take it!2016-09-27 23:11:06
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I cannot be the only one who sees these stupid before and after diet ads and thinks “hot…and also hot” right?2016-09-28 01:42:21
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Hot…and also hot.
Hot…and also hot.
Anyone who wants a flat stomach, blah blah, call me.
Anyone who doesn’t? Al… https://t.co/orqMzYho0u2016-09-28 01:44:16 -
RT @paulg: In 1662 William Petty noticed a phenomenon that will be familiar to everyone who has tried to do something new: https://t.co/H0H…2016-09-28 10:35:56
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RT @popcornmits: please #explain, @robdelaney https://t.co/zPBPSBB0GQ2016-09-28 13:08:28
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Business Analysis Bootcamp: We need to get to the why of the problem rather than just solve the what – Dakota DeRidder #QLTechCon162016-09-28 13:32:14
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Duuuuude. “The Haunted City” by @rey_z … great read. https://t.co/8Pa5wfVUxJ2016-09-28 14:57:37
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Goals that are not written down are just wishes; they’re just talk. – Stanley Pierre-Louis #QLTechCon162016-09-28 15:27:11
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I wrote down my goals, then my objectives…now I have to act – @stanleyplouis Oh yeah, you have to do the work now! #QLTechCon162016-09-28 15:28:40
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Your key is to move from authority-driven compliance to passion-driven commitment. -@stanleyplouis #QLTechCon162016-09-28 15:49:07
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This is important to note: some goals can be used against you in a court of law!! https://t.co/cSl4rsTgkV2016-09-28 16:01:39
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I do not understand why any of you follow my twitter: it is all over the map! Come for the tech, stay for the angry rants or vice versa…2016-09-28 18:27:18
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Thoughts on Monday night’s “debate”: https://t.co/fIf5a1EGnz2016-09-28 18:37:21
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Man, I’m so glad it’s Friday, I’m exhausted for some reason…2016-09-28 23:34:43
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RT @TotherAlistair: https://t.co/fy1jbyjYFu2016-09-29 10:31:32
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Sitting amongst the geeks listening to the soft chorus of everyone’s phone making the ‘important weather alert’ sound.2016-09-29 14:16:52
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Wait, Obama vetos the 9/11 bill, McConnell and his gang of dipshits overturn that veto, and it’s Obama’s fault they finally read it?2016-09-30 10:18:25
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Congress has confirmed what we’ve known: they simply vote the opposite of our sitting President, no matter the cost. Keep voting Republican!2016-09-30 10:20:46
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RT @Fahrenthold: NEW: @realdonaldtrump’s Fdn, totally reliant on other people’s $, lacks state certification to raise $ from others. https:…2016-09-30 10:28:12
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If you feel the need to add so much cologne to you that others must sit in your fog…take that shower you’re thinking of skipping.2016-09-30 11:08:19
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Some of the things that I found somewhat uncomfortable about Portlandia contained herein. Disappointing. Kudos to I… https://t.co/zXUK3zwuC72016-09-30 18:52:05
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Sure, Gary Johnson is all about weed and fixing taxation…his views on civil liberties and foreign policies are conjoined trash fires tho.2016-09-30 21:46:11
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If you want to drop down a rabbit hole of “geniuses” follow any link about the amazing “cheating” she “did” at the “debate”. Mindblowing!2016-09-30 22:46:04
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My favorite wacko theory is the “signaling” the moderator. Just ignore the numerous “signals” he ignored and make all moves signals! VIOLA!2016-09-30 22:47:30
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Secret projector in her podium is my 2nd favorite conspiracy. Despite dozens of easier and more concealable methods, they caught her!2016-09-30 22:49:16
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I feel like I say this fairly often, but I’m not even much of a fan of HRC. The supernatural powers she’s ascribed make me love her though!2016-09-30 22:50:49
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RT @Vakkotaur: I like libertarians, but Libertarians need to learn foreign policy at the very least.2016-09-30 22:52:42
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My ultimate favorite is when conspiracy theorists draw weird dividers. “Listen, OBVIOUSLY the moon landing is real, but Obama’s a Kenyan”2016-09-30 22:59:21
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Tired of my political commentary? Me too! STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID SO I CAN GO BACK TO IGNORING POLITICS LIKE A REAL ‘MURRICAN!2016-09-30 23:12:47
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You get my political commentary when one candidate is a bigoted sociopath demagogue and you treat the other like a pariah for having a vag!2016-09-30 23:15:00
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You get my political commentary when, despite not bothering with downticket voting you expect a 3rd party candidate to win by fucking magic!2016-09-30 23:15:55
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You get my political commentary when you can’t list three fucking policies that matter, but you can list 30 fake scandals you’ve been sold.2016-09-30 23:16:57
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You get my political commentary because I keep thinking “if they’re reading this, they can AT LEAST read, so they must have some thoughts”2016-09-30 23:17:45
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You get my political commentary because I keep giving you all credit for understanding how stupid you’re being when it’s pointed out.2016-09-30 23:18:17
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Needless to say, I spend a lot of time profoundly disappointed by an astonishing number of you.
Thus endeth the rant.
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Played Benny Mardones’ “Into the Night” for @aglance_. How did they get away with playing this at our school dances? Also, stuck in my head!2016-09-30 23:48:33
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Long day… About 16 of the last 18 hours spent troubleshooting a pesky problem…taking a sleep break and hoping fresh minds work better!2016-10-01 05:32:02
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RT @erikvolson: Today, in 1791, the Bill of Rights passed. To this day, you can carry a gun and troops are not quartered in your house.2016-12-15 11:36:58
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As someone who has organized events, conferences, etc for years…and as a white, male speaker at conferences, this… https://t.co/o8ukFJhMhq2016-12-15 11:41:30
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White, male speaker seeks microphone! More whining from entitled conference speakers…ugh https://t.co/ISW2sur1Gg2016-12-15 16:01:07
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Sort of a balls-out approach to holiday parties at Cobo #BigChillDetroit https://t.co/7NG0eK1iU8 https://t.co/dnh4QUEnbF2016-12-16 00:56:34
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#BigChillDetroit https://t.co/aohXeaETeG https://t.co/d9XYVQfrlS2016-12-16 01:46:49
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Our Uber driver is literally doing 120mph right now. It’s nuts.2016-12-16 02:07:21
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Correction, our Uber driver is doing 120mph in a Tahoe with the check engine, low tire, and air bag fault lights on…2016-12-16 02:13:22
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I’ve tried to take several pictures, but as you might imagine, they’re pretty blurred…you know…because of the sound barrier…2016-12-16 02:15:07
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I’m not sure how to rate the drive…I mean, yeah, dangerous or whatever…but I was pretty tired and really wanted to get home…2016-12-16 02:17:33
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My lovely, drunken wife tried to help get a clear picture. Her flash was on. Not even slightly dangerous at high speeds!2016-12-16 02:36:56
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RT @NorCalGino: Elliot Lusztig has gotten death threats and quit Twitter. Remember this. https://t.co/9ldZYMTTh22016-12-16 03:11:18
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This is an amazing idea; a pledge to do the right thing. I’ve submitted my pull request… https://t.co/2aEBGBbe492016-12-16 20:54:26
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Almost caught up to my podcast backlog and was delighted to hear my shout-out on Greater Than Code!2016-12-16 21:51:08
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The fact that there are folks calling the https://t.co/2aEBGBbe49 pledge “virtue signaling” indicates it’s on the right track.2016-12-16 23:14:22
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Remember, people without an actual ethical code mock those who adhere to theirs out of discomfort. Keep them uncomfortable. #VirtueSignal2016-12-16 23:16:58
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Growing up, I remember seeing countries like Columbia and Egypt crumble into corruption and wondering how folks let it happen. Not any more.2016-12-17 10:05:47
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Sounds like someone has created an “unpresidented” diplomatically hostile environment “unpresidentially” chasing hi… https://t.co/TMbwVUyNlk2016-12-17 13:29:09
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Trump’s voters will say “well, you made us give poor people insurance” as the first shots of WWIII are fired over this fool’s bumbling.2016-12-17 13:37:05
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Herniated disks have been causing pain for about a week. I just shoveled the driveway. My back is pain-free and loose feeling. I’m fucked!2016-12-17 18:26:20
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The @LivoniaPD just issued a snow emergency advisory through Nixle retroactive to last night; better your car off the street retroactively!2016-12-17 18:34:31
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RT @pattonoswalt: Ooo! Trump made a Twitter boo-boo! Ha ha ha! HE’S FILLING HIS STAFF WITH DANGEROUS PSYCHOS PEOPLE FOCUS!2016-12-17 19:38:56
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Holy shit I want to make sweet, sweet love to the folks running M-W’s Twitter. They’re reliably on point! https://t.co/pWYQq8SjR62016-12-17 19:42:13
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RT @questionscast: Episode one has just been scheduled for delivery; see you Tuesday morning! #Excited https://t.co/XPd6LL2x0T2016-12-17 21:28:12
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Ruh Roh…wife went to bed early because she didn’t feel well…she’s been asleep for 12 hours. Bad sign…2016-12-18 13:43:10
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Turns out, we’re bad at hypotheticals! https://t.co/gB4GlnlLNs2016-12-18 15:00:42
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Yes, you have finally figured out why you and your followers are being scorned and called (accurate) names. Kudos,… https://t.co/AIfHtreL3f2016-12-19 00:57:51
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Shitty neighbor from across the street has very suddenly moved out this weekend…Merry Christmas to me!2016-12-19 02:15:46
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Jer weather report: hoodie, pants, AND gloves. In other words, it’s really fucking cold out!2016-12-19 12:27:14
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You know what…we flat out don’t deserve freedom. We have the fascist we’ve earned. See you on the other side of t… https://t.co/2JGspyJrND2016-12-19 21:19:40
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Much, but not all, of the wrapping done… https://t.co/wH2VF8jPwA https://t.co/fgPIm02Z9Y2016-12-20 01:54:52
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Ugh, I think @aglance_ infected me with her death spore from this weekend. That or someone used a turkey baster to fill my skull with mucus.2016-12-20 11:30:03
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Those of you ready to pitch the electoral college in favor of direct democracy…YouTube comments are a democracy. Baby…bathwater.2016-12-20 12:34:09
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Make no mistake, the money spent stealing the electoral college can just as easily be spent stealing a popular election; probably cheaper.2016-12-20 12:35:50
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That hypothetical podcast? @BaDawnKDonk and I made it less hypothetical…episode 1 went live this morning… https://t.co/wpRkoFmALo2016-12-20 17:25:37
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If I were a wizard, I’d be casting “chain meetings” right now…I’d also be suffering from serious self loathing as a result…2016-12-20 17:29:49
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Hey @stitcher, I’d love to know more about your service…but I need to sign in to see the FAQ, and registering isn’t working so well.2016-12-20 22:32:09
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RT @ZeddRebel: Not to sound like a broken record but really can’t stress this enough. The FPO was founded by LITERAL Nazis https://t.co/Gtp…2016-12-20 23:50:41
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I, personally, thought my voice sounding like it was in a bass-amplifying echo chamber lent me a certain gravitas.… https://t.co/0FHWorsBSt2016-12-21 00:20:12
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I’m really excited about this! And I’m not just saying that because we will need Cory’s brand of subversion in the… https://t.co/3HInYwPZkc2016-12-21 00:47:35
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A bit more about the thing that @digitaldawn and I created… https://t.co/L8pfFTLF6t2016-12-21 18:07:28
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https://t.co/w7559c5rCS “I’m told he now just disclaims that. He now says it was cute, but he doesn’t want to use it anymore”2016-12-21 23:33:39
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So…Uhh…For those of you that caught that…My bad. For those of you that didn’t, situational awareness! :P2016-12-21 23:34:35
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Watch this safety video 1) it’s important to know how to do this 2) because this guy is a bad ass! https://t.co/AMUmcszZye2016-12-22 00:32:14
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RT @Khanoisseur: Financial Times compiles an annual list of worst business people and companies.
They’ve outdone themselves this year. ht…
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Holy shit, I’m miserably sick. Dislike so very much…2016-12-23 00:58:27
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I knew they’d get me! https://t.co/MSu3u6tHwo2016-12-23 00:59:24
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And here goes! Hold on to your hats, because this fucking crazy train has zero fucking brakes! President-elect Chee… https://t.co/xU3iqWgb7K2016-12-23 01:04:15
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And lest you think I’m employing hyperbole, no…the sky really is falling, chicken little! https://t.co/FaeMwmXZ1C2016-12-23 01:08:38
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I can only assume you intend to drain it by filling it with billions of dollars bills from your rich, insider cabin… https://t.co/HYNCd0lcFM2016-12-23 01:12:04
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I want to put together my thoughts on this: https://t.co/RX2xKubcnI I have many, and most collide with one another with a satisfying crunch!2016-12-23 07:14:07
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Unrelated, passing out before 8pm means I’m up and not happy about it at 2am. Not optimal. Upside: more time to blow my nose…2016-12-23 07:16:34
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So much to unpack here: only “so-called” A-list folks want to come…even in his own lie he’s not very popular… https://t.co/elFvEHlaXN2016-12-23 07:24:47
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…People are only valuable to him if they can do something for him; famous people aren’t people (aside from his famous “friends”). Too good2016-12-23 07:26:41
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I’m not saying there’s a correlation, @twitter, but compare @elonmusk’s approach to platform problems and yours. No… https://t.co/xl9E5jpKUm2016-12-23 07:33:11
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RT @Luvvie: Comic: The weirdness of being black in white spaces after the election | @Fusion https://t.co/M5nV0x6WNn <– Real. So real.2016-12-23 11:28:50
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How dare the president and his family be forced to follow the laws he was appointed to protect! (This sounds nothin… https://t.co/rJNGHB1doy2016-12-23 20:49:14
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RT @kroysemaj: https://t.co/qSkzxdners2016-12-24 00:39:40
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I don’t normally go out on new year’s eve…but seeing as it’s the last one before the apocalypse, I feel like I sh… https://t.co/z5NJm7N78D2016-12-24 00:42:15
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But seriously, at least this isn’t some shrill, know it all, bitch, am I right, bro? *chest bump* *buy canned food*… https://t.co/pXtmYwPm022016-12-24 00:44:27
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Srsly! I’m tired of DC insiders playing political games, let’s get an outsider to focus on ‘Merica, right bro? *fis… https://t.co/H5GzbF8ldZ2016-12-24 00:47:48
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Fun fact, the first seven words of this tweet form the only true statement that Trump has released since his campai… https://t.co/IWYr2mlD622016-12-24 00:50:34
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RT @robynkanner: It’s equally inspiring & upsetting to watch @laurenduca work through this man’s inane sexism. She’s an inspiration. https:…2016-12-24 03:43:03
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I got what I want for Christmas: partisan hack @TuckerCarlson got abused by @laurenduca, all while @TeenVogue leaves Fox’s news in the dust.2016-12-24 03:47:16
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When everyone is in favor…It’s almost certain that there’s confusion about what’s being decided. -@ThisIsSethsBlog https://t.co/06zEZC6MSI2016-12-24 12:49:23
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If you have a strong opinion on whether others should say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays; please gargle bleach and shut your hole!2016-12-24 13:10:41
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Yep. The rest is finger pointing and blame shifting. Trump voters got tired of being made to feel uneducated, so in… https://t.co/c1goz9gcI62016-12-24 13:15:02
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RT @nihilist_arbys: Hey kids! It’s Xmas eve. Anyway, Santa’s not real and soon your parents will be dead.
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Another Christmas, another album of the BEST music to listen to while opening presents tomorrow: https://t.co/b7vC5YoxGS2016-12-25 00:59:48
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Took me so long at my last gig to teach what “experiment” meant in practical terms. Should have just used a differe… https://t.co/EMXIfcgjFA2016-12-25 04:45:49
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This year, less presents, more charitable giving…but definitely still presents! https://t.co/7oWDffKC6U https://t.co/8EvpelwAaE2016-12-25 05:07:03
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RT @nihilist_arbys: You’re just waking up. It’s 3pm. Your mouth reeks of semen & gin. The speed is gone. So is your family.
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Merry Christmas…I might have played 15+ hours of Civ 6 today. I might feel absolutely zero shame about that fact…2016-12-26 06:28:58
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Fucking terrifying… https://t.co/v5BcVC8X362016-12-26 07:10:20
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Okay, I can say with a certain degree of certainty (because it stole around 18 hours of my day), Civ 6 is a huge improvement over 5. #SLEEP2016-12-26 08:32:29
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I’m serious, I’ve been legit trying to go to bed for nearly 4 hours. It won’t let me. IT WILL NOT ALLOW IT!2016-12-26 08:37:08
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About 5 seconds in, you get something awfully close to the Star Wars symbol for the rebel alliance. Coincidence? Ye… https://t.co/XnyfYJRN8K2016-12-26 18:19:36
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Absolutely! Look at what the security council alone did this year: https://t.co/TcfU9QnSOo
What did Congress do th… https://t.co/NztDrVh7bv2016-12-27 04:26:40 -
And yet, expected spend per person is down: https://t.co/cQoXnsH6dx it’s almost like you’re taking credit for there… https://t.co/0LwCmVxNC42016-12-27 04:31:35
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Also, clearly your predecessor completely turning around a down economy couldn’t be a factor. Nope, definitely the month old election!2016-12-27 04:32:56
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Seriously! Everybody knows pain isn’t relative! Only the worst can bitch. Lose an arm? Shut up, someone lost two! T… https://t.co/faSOyzVrRm2016-12-27 04:34:55
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*ALL* of which? All all? No salaries? No overhead? No giant paintings of your tangerine visage? Give evidence, news… https://t.co/aLfWvipbfd2016-12-27 04:37:21
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What about: lawsuit settlements, AG bribes, self donations, using yourself as a vendor. Also, cough up tax returns supporting “millions”2016-12-27 04:41:35
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I’ve been rereading Transmetropolitan. It was more fun before it became apparent that @warrenellis could see the future. Depressing now…2016-12-27 04:43:43
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Obviously @realDonaldTrump is The Smiler…but who’d have thunk @TeenVogue would be The Hole? @laurenduca’s the lead for Spider Jerusalem!2016-12-27 04:46:39
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This has been today’s episode of “Staring, appalled, at what our next President actually says on public.” Join us tomorrow, sobbing…2016-12-27 04:50:04
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RT @shanselman: I’m a fully-formed human with wide ranging and diverse interests. Follow the whole person or you’ll need to go elsewhere fo…2016-12-27 04:57:35
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Only millions? I gave BILLIONS to charity, and raised TRILLIONS more. The dumb MSM won’t report on that either. Don… https://t.co/YfUEY8goFd2016-12-27 05:01:17
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Frustrating: twice I’ve tried to use @Edible Arrangements. Twice they’ve completely failed to do the only thing for which they exist.2016-12-27 11:57:36
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I prefer local, but I’ll remember to stick with @DeanAndDeLuca rather than keep getting disappointed by @Edible Arrangements. Bummer.2016-12-27 12:05:06
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RT @TheDickCavett: I will find a job for any Rockette dismissed because she would prefer not to have her anatomy leered at by a Predatory P…2016-12-27 12:48:47
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I want to do this so much. This looks absolutely amazing! https://t.co/V0AZyRq2zJ I have a dearth of outdoorsy folk in my life ;p2016-12-27 16:37:03
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RT @Asetisis: PSA: You are not the judge of your level of racism2016-12-27 17:53:00
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I’ve tried to explain what growing up under the certainty of nuclear devastation was like; now it’s an entirely new… https://t.co/dRc5p5w2CK2016-12-27 17:58:10
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Carrie Fisher drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. Her legacy that mental illness should not be shameful or secret lives on.2016-12-27 18:23:39
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Trump supporters, your snowflake candidate won’t stop crying. Someone wipe his chin, change his diaper, and put him… https://t.co/ikyyoBBRkK2016-12-27 23:13:06
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Excellent, “Misguided and Overly Literal Interpretation of Christmas Music” season now extends being Christmas. More ‘think’ pieces please!2016-12-28 00:19:26
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If you were in this theater, you would probably be able to see the very clear Windows 2000… https://t.co/ANROHXffMZ https://t.co/QiwG0Izr2D2016-12-28 00:28:22
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Rogue One: If you love Star Wars, it’s fantastic; near (or even at) the top of the series. If you aren’t a Star Wars fan, it’s still fun!2016-12-28 04:20:38
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It was bittersweet seeing a Star Wars film on this, of all days. Watching A New Hope followed by Rogue One doubly so.2016-12-28 04:21:38
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Hah, nice. Of course I get hit with several links to Christmas music think pieces for my earlier sarcasm. Only one was new to me though…2016-12-28 04:27:55
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Favorite quote: “It doesn’t matter. When someone says no, you stop”…that sound you hear is everyone with a safe word cringing at once.2016-12-28 04:31:21
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Pro tip: if taking about your racism made you vote for a racist, that’s an example of your racism being the problem… https://t.co/CU6WS175iB2016-12-28 12:47:59
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“they called me thief so I stole”–you’re a thief…”they called me racist so I voted for Trump”–you’re a racist, or an apologist for one.2016-12-28 12:51:17
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I made it to a listicle on BuzzFeed’s Tumblr. I’ve never typed a more millennial sentence! I’m kind of a big deal. https://t.co/6anHa3COyA2016-12-28 13:00:09
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This has been YOUR BEST? You’ve said some ignorant shit, but that beats it all. This childish meltdown you’ve been… https://t.co/a69ZXEASNi2016-12-28 14:21:39
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RT @thepooluk: There’s an accepted narrative for famous women with mental health issues – Carrie Fisher had no time for it. https://t.co/r…2016-12-28 14:32:09
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RT @aglance_: Are we doing pets and books? I’ll do pets and books! @SubPress https://t.co/1u7RI8Zcay2016-12-28 18:22:06
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This quote is pretty much my motto…fuck waiting for the confidence to do shit, I’ll do it now somehow, and hopefu… https://t.co/CFmEDSxPvk2016-12-28 18:22:58
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Very judgy at the local diner…”flip-flops, shorts, and a winter hat?”…my hair is messy, I hate pants, and my socks were in another room!2016-12-29 12:29:25
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RT @Gary_TheDog: If Carrie was here I bet she would make a joke that it was just like her mom to upstage her even in death. #FindingHumorIn…2016-12-29 12:29:44
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If I believed in a god, it might look like he’s pulling the best folks from the game board before the upcoming shit show dystopia. #GoodGame2016-12-29 12:42:46
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I’m curious how much Amazon paid Twitter to make every third tweet an ad for one of their shows (that I now refuse watch out of principal)2016-12-29 12:48:19
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I love that @twitter lazy loads tweets even in a time-boxed search…so if I want to see the first tweet in the span…endless page-down!2016-12-29 22:10:57
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RT @ldlapinski: GUYS I AM CRYING https://t.co/GyfkDnpJTE2016-12-30 01:50:34
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On this day in the late 80’s, a pretty awesome human was born; but she’ll always be TWENTY-TWOOOO to me. Happy birthday @_chelseybaker!2016-12-30 11:22:52
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Dentist time! Happy new year?2016-12-30 13:27:04
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I suppose after nearly 2 decades since my last dental visit, one cavity seems reasonable. That it required a root canal seems like justice!2016-12-30 16:09:33
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I’m not sure how root canals usually go, but in-and-out and relatively pain-free was not a bad experience. Dr DiPilla in Detroit A++2016-12-30 16:12:58
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Numbness has worn off and I remain relatively pain-free; very minor headache, but I suspect that’s my sinus infection rather than teethers.2016-12-30 19:52:38
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I’m curious, DJ…does Putin write this stuff down for you, or do you think it up and just vet it with him? What’s… https://t.co/RuXWxAN8WO2016-12-30 21:30:12
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I think the most humbling part of parenthood is seeing your young-adult greatest hits played back. Lots of “oof, I remember that decision!”2016-12-30 22:08:34
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Trump voters…well done! This is the kid you put in the White House. Fellating Russia while filling the swamp. Pro… https://t.co/ECm6a1eJ3v2016-12-31 13:12:36
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I forgot how gorgeous the Fox Theater is… https://t.co/3rCrYx35nu https://t.co/hhMwQGpUBh2016-12-31 23:35:10
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A better picture of the Fox Theater, Instagram won’t let me post it without significant cropping! https://t.co/lwxifw94GN2016-12-31 23:51:34